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The Most Laughable and Worst ASOIAF Theories and Takes


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On 2/16/2023 at 2:02 PM, Prince Rhaegar Targareyen said:

I got another bad one!

That Bran will warg into Hodor and SA Meera. :ack::angry2:

Is it bad that I think that sort of subscribe to this theory?

Bran has already been sorely tempted to do so.

On 2/24/2023 at 3:16 AM, SeanF said:

Lesbian porn is almost 100% geared towards straight men (so friends tell me).

Is there any type of porn that specifically targets straight women? Or women in general?

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4 minutes ago, Many-Faced Votary said:

All porn is equally hot.

Which is to say, not at all. :ack:

:lol:

I think it’s b/c it’s all so boring! 
 

ps: gimme a trashy slasher every day of the week and twice on sundays! 

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Just now, kissdbyfire said:

:lol:

I think it’s b/c it’s all so boring! 

What, you don't enjoy delightful characterization and dialogue such as this?

Spoiler

Woman at Home: "I'm not hungry anymore."

Pizza Delivery Guy: "I'm not here to feed you. I'm here to kill you(r pussy)."

Woman at Home: "I drink and I know things." *Takes a sip.*

Pizza Delivery Guy: "I know a killer when I see one." *Winks suggestively.*

Woman at Home: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." *Bites earlobe.*

Pizza Delivery Guy: "Why do you think I came all this way?"

 

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7 hours ago, Many-Faced Votary said:

What, you don't enjoy delightful characterization and dialogue such as this?

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Woman at Home: "I'm not hungry anymore."

Pizza Delivery Guy: "I'm not here to feed you. I'm here to kill you(r pussy)."

Woman at Home: "I drink and I know things." *Takes a sip.*

Pizza Delivery Guy: "I know a killer when I see one." *Winks suggestively.*

Woman at Home: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." *Bites earlobe.*

Pizza Delivery Guy: "Why do you think I came all this way?"

 

Not to mention the ridiculous music that would be playing. Both combined to just be really funny at which point it can't achieve whatever its aim is any more.

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8 hours ago, BlackLightning said:

Is it bad that I think that sort of subscribe to this theory?

Bran has already been sorely tempted to do so.

Is there any type of porn that specifically targets straight women? Or women in general?

Women are too pure-minded to enjoy such filth.

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1 hour ago, Craving Peaches said:

Not to mention the ridiculous music that would be playing. Both combined to just be really funny at which point it can't achieve whatever its aim is any more.

At least they're nice enough to provide bad music to turn you off, letting you know to save your time!

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2 minutes ago, Adelstein said:

All women are an image of the Mother, to be spoken of with reverence.

The idea has unfortunately never died down entirely, but I remember a time on these forums when it was an especially popular opinion that chivalry was good for women. :bang: It was perhaps ten years ago? Your post reminded me of that.

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5 minutes ago, Many-Faced Votary said:

The idea has unfortunately never died down entirely, but I remember a time on these forums when it was an especially popular opinion that chivalry was good for women. :bang: It was perhaps ten years ago? Your post reminded me of that.

It's a line in HotD, specifically from Criston Cole. So make of that what you will!

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3 hours ago, Many-Faced Votary said:

The idea has unfortunately never died down entirely, but I remember a time on these forums when it was an especially popular opinion that chivalry was good for women. :bang: It was perhaps ten years ago? Your post reminded me of that.

Compared to Ser Gregor, Aerys, Tywin, the Boltons, the Bloody Mummers et al, chivalry is good for women.

The problem is, hardly anyone practises it.

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16 hours ago, Many-Faced Votary said:

What, you don't enjoy delightful characterization and dialogue such as this?

  Reveal hidden contents

Woman at Home: "I'm not hungry anymore."

Pizza Delivery Guy: "I'm not here to feed you. I'm here to kill you(r pussy)."

Woman at Home: "I drink and I know things." *Takes a sip.*

Pizza Delivery Guy: "I know a killer when I see one." *Winks suggestively.*

Woman at Home: "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy." *Bites earlobe.*

Pizza Delivery Guy: "Why do you think I came all this way?"

 

I don’t think people watch porn for the character development 

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3 hours ago, Lord Edmure of Riverrun said:

I don’t think people watch porn for the character development 

The dialogue between two beauteous women will be like:

“I zink zis piphole bra will zuit you, ja.”

”und, zis crotchless panty reely zuits you, mein liebchen.”

 

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