drawkcabi Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 1 minute ago, DMC said: .......I'd be rich. Only way that song works now is with a B instead of an M...inflation is a bitch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 9 hours ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: 1% = 10m. I don't think this would get you that far in the abandoned country manor renovation business. I might be wrong, tho. See, if I go into an abandoned country manor renovation project it wouldn’t be from my 10m, it would be from a separate percentage of the 1 bill that I’d use for historical conservation. Also, if you convert 10 million dollars to my currency that’s like 3.5 billion and that’s a looooot of money here and should get you your first couple country manors to kickstart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Is there a worse feeling than when you wake up to 'you've won a prize' notification from the lottery, and when you log in to your account it's £3.40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 1 hour ago, BigFatCoward said: Is there a worse feeling than when you wake up to 'you've won a prize' notification from the lottery, and when you log in to your account it's £3.40. Does it cover a new lottery ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A wilding Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 6 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: Is there a worse feeling than when you wake up to 'you've won a prize' notification from the lottery, and when you log in to your account it's £3.40. Stick with premium bonds. You get used to being posted a letter every other month telling you that you have won £25 quid that they have reinvested for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 I'd fund a program to develop an open source AI system that would make all corporate upper management jobs redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 On 2/25/2023 at 8:40 AM, BigFatCoward said: Is there a worse feeling than when you wake up to 'you've won a prize' notification from the lottery, and when you log in to your account it's £3.40. Knowing that I don't have a billion and you won't get to see a Liz Truss mural on your daily commute to work. Anyway, came up with another way to spend a hypothetical million. Building up a private security force. No, not Wagner, way too oversized and expensive (and I have no intention of taking over any country in the foreseeable future). Buying a few safe houses, and hiring a few people who know how to deprogram cult members. Wink twice if you and your family are ready for extraction DMC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalbear Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Fuck you for getting this song stuck in my head for the last 4 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw33t Summ3r Ch1ld Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 If I had one billion dollars, honestly, I’d set up appointments with whoever could help me to build the perfect beauty care routine that they personalized and created for me. What I mean is the makeup products etc are tailored to my needs and not something that I would buy at a store. And other than that, I’d pay to go do what Jane Goodall did only with big cats and wolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horangi Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 On 2/27/2023 at 12:27 AM, lacuna said: I'd fund a program to develop an open source AI system that would make all corporate upper management jobs redundant. So you want to develop an AI with full access to the internet to emulate sociopaths with a mandate to maximize global domination of their organization. Don't be surprised to see Sarah Connor showing up at your doorstep if you happen to win the lucky number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted March 3, 2023 Author Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 2/27/2023 at 3:27 AM, lacuna said: I'd fund a program to develop an open source AI system that would make all corporate upper management jobs redundant. Yeah, I think @horangi has already covered this but I was left wondering if the machine would grade out as more or less sociopathic than the real thing... I mean, think about it actually. The machine can be programmed to respect workers' rights... right? Fuck it, can't be worse than what we got. Unshackle that shit. Let's got to the next stage of human extinction: The AI One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah. Spoiler Disclaimer: I don't actually know anything about WH40K, except through memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted March 3, 2023 Author Share Posted March 3, 2023 21 minutes ago, lacuna said: From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah. Hide contents Disclaimer: I don't actually know anything about WH40K, except through memes. I was thinking Reapers, from Mass Effect. I'm just glad I'm not alone in knowing that one day the tablets will updating us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 I'd hire a team of hilarious geniuses to post here all day in my name. A crew of intrepid ghost posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Larry of the Lake said: I'd hire a team of hilarious geniuses to post here all day in my name. A crew of intrepid ghost posters. How much would you be willing to pay me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 7 hours ago, BigFatCoward said: How much would you be willing to pay me? Send me a cv, your 50 most humorous posts, and salary requirements, and I'll keep it on file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maithanet Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 2/25/2023 at 2:06 AM, RhaenysBee said: Also, if you convert 10 million dollars to my currency that’s like 3.5 billion and that’s a looooot of money here You'd have to get one of those starter manors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DireWolfSpirit Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 2/27/2023 at 10:06 PM, Jikm said: And other than that, I’d pay to go do what Jane Goodall did only with big cats and wolves. ^^^This idea rock's! In that vein I think Id like to work at establishing more wildlife refuge's and protection of habitat for our endangered species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted March 4, 2023 Share Posted March 4, 2023 16 hours ago, Larry of the Lake said: Send me a cv, your 50 most humorous posts, and salary requirements, and I'll keep it on file. Whatever you are willing to offer our big fat copper, keep in mind, my posts are worth double (in all due modesty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Arryn Posted March 5, 2023 Share Posted March 5, 2023 You could pay me, but if you just pay attention I’ll post about it, w/e it is, given enough time. I am very impressed by my own arguments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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