Werthead Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Sweet monkey Jesus. Sixteenth thread already. We are all sick, sick people but we love it. Remember the rules. Play nice, no slagging off of individual book fans (and there were some comments that were sailing very close to the edge in the last thread), keep it clean, don't get us in trouble and under no circumstances go trolling on other boards. You'll get us in trouble! Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Come on now. Does TG even really deal in anagrams...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcf Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 It's not an anagram, but it is about TG, so I'll post it here. Every so often I see some poor sap who comes to my blog with Terry Goodkind as the search - often associated with some term or another that generally indicates they like what he does. This is the entry page that results from the search. I wonder what they think about that. Of course it'd be much worse if they accidently come upon Mindonner's blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Sweet Sixteen! *goes back to reading Debt of Bones* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Come on now. Does TG even really deal in anagrams...?No, only Commie Collectivists deal in such tricks. Besides, anagrams would require a certain degree of cleverness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanna vander Poele Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 No, only Commie Collectivists deal in such tricks. Besides, anagrams would require a certain degree of cleverness. You think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Following that last link, I was happy to find out that Goodkind has an anagram of "Dodo King". Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 No, only Commie Collectivists deal in such tricks. Besides, anagrams would require a certain degree of cleverness. Thus my infuriation of having yet another TG thread go by without my title suggestion being taken. *HARUMPH!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 SWORD OF TRUTH = TURDS OF WORTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Of course it'd be much worse if they accidently come upon Mindonner's blog. Yeah, I get quite a lot of that; it's amazing the number of people you see searching for "Kahlan namble rape" and suchlike... In other Tairy Porn news, there's been lots of love for Nerdanel's Goodkind Meets Bad Porn parody, loads of people have linked there from their LJs. Nice going girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Thus my infuriation of having yet another TG thread go by without my title suggestion being taken. *HARUMPH!* Never Got one, too. Yeah, I get quite a lot of that; it's amazing the number of people you see searching for "Kahlan namble rape" and suchlike... In other Tairy Porn news, there's been lots of love for Nerdanel's Goodkind Meets Bad Porn parody, loads of people have linked there from their LJs. Nice going girl! Heh. I've been tempted in the past to post something in Fandom Wank or fanficrants on Goodkind and link Min's blog for ah, enlightenment. Finished Debt of Bones, and I still do not understand why or how Zedd's daughter, who is supposed to be a little girl here and was cast with a death spell so Rahl's men won't find her, was raped by Darken (sp?) Rahl when in the previous books it believe it was stated that she got the death spell after the rape. have I misread things? (and this is the third or so time I've read it) Is it just me, or was Debt of Bones the most pacifist of TG's writings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Continuity is for commies. Tairy's writing about the triumph of the human spirit here, which is far more important than petty details! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Continuity is for commies. Tairy's writing about the triumph of the human spirit here, which is far more important than petty details! Yeah, only pinko 'world builders' pay attention to the details. If you don't understand that, you're probably too young to be reading Tairy's great opus. P.S. Wolf Maid: 'It's not over until Kahlan gets laid' is an awesome title. You and I will have to make a concerted effort to get it published in Goodkind XVII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 SWORD OF TRUTH = TURDS OF WORTH Someone remind me of this when the time for Goodkind XVII comes round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehelm Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 *goes back to reading Debt of Bones* The best part of Debt of Bones is that it is short! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigoTheCarpathian Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 So very bored: here's a few more anagrams (my personal favorite happens to have the phrase "anal ham" in it) Richard Cypher HI CRAP HERD CRY DRY PREACH RICH ARCH CHERRY DIP Kahlan Amnell A LANK MAN HELL LLAMA LANK HEN ANAL HAM KNELL Emperor Jagang RAPE GAR MEN JOG GAR JAM GEE PORN Zeddicus Zul Zorander ADZ CUR DUD RISE NOZZLE ROAD CRUD NUZZLED SIZE LARD SCUZZIER DUD ZONE AIDS CUR ZED ROD NUZZLE Betty the Goat GAY BET THE TOT TEAT BY GHETTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap Rowsdower Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 So I was browsing Goodkind net and I found a thread started by a certain person who has visited this board in times past. It turns out that Tairy has just purchased two new cars. According to the thread "Ferrari's OUT! They pissed Terry off.. SOOO these are his NEW cars!" Car number 1. Car Number 2. I wonder what Ferarri did to make Tairy wax wroth? Someone on the thread said that they have a loooong waiting list to purchase a Ferarri. Does this mean that Ferarri now goes on the list of things that lack moral clarity, along with chickens, lemmings, and 8 year old little girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greguh Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 WIZARD'S FIRST RULE == FIR TURD SIZES 'R LAW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deluge Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 It's not an anagram, but it is about TG, so I'll post it here. Every so often I see some poor sap who comes to my blog with Terry Goodkind as the search - often associated with some term or another that generally indicates they like what he does. This is the entry page that results from the search. I wonder what they think about that. Of course it'd be much worse if they accidently come upon Mindonner's blog. I followed the link, and was surprised at how shocked Orson Scott Card was to find out that many of his theater friends were homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I wonder what Ferarri did to make Tairy wax wroth?Two possibilities immediately spring to mind. One, Ferrari has no controlling interests in the USA (which everyone knows is the Greatest Nation Ever, even if it's a collectivist democracy). Ok, so Lamborghini doesn't either as far as I can tell but I need two options so work with me. Two and more likely, Enzo Ferrari was discharged from military service due to health issues. Clearly he lacked sufficient moral celery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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