WLU Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I'm choosing life and picking the new thread title, ignoring all previous suggestions. Like a good dickhead objectivist. The rules are: 1) No flaming 2) No Personal attacks 3) No trolling other boards 4) Do not FEED THE YEARD 5) Praise the Mad Moose at all occasions. He's a whore for it. The Mad Moose knows all, sees all, rules all and mocks all. PBTHN (WLHHTU) :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: ETA: Looking back at past threads, this title was originated by Erzulie the Unruly. Apparently it lingered in my subconscious for many a week before churning to the surface like a pearl that's been floating in a cess pit. Accordingly, I must dedicate this thread to the Unruly one, and have eaten my own testicles in shame. I am a sham of an objectivist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Finally, a little respect. edit: PBTHN??? What's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Finally, a little respect. edit: PBTHN??? What's that? I was also wondering about that. Praise Be The High Namble? It's Lemmings of Discord, I think. Not molerats, WLU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniowa Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 :bow: :bow: Mad Moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Oh yeah, I forgot. Mad Moose! :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Well now, that's more like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Should we make a chant for you, Richard-style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I think a chant extolling my virtues is long overdue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caligula_K Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 You'll only be worthy of my worship if you carve a statue of yourself representing life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 You'll only be worthy of my worship if you carve a statue of yourself representing life. How about a photo of me getting drunk? Would that be close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanatic-Templar Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 edit: PBTHN??? What's that? 'Praise Be To His Name' I would guess. :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rado907 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 What's Tairy's real name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap Rowsdower Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I just realized that although many of us have submitted Goodkind parody fanfiction, we've never delved into the realm of Goodkind parody fanart! Is there anyone here with artistic talent and a willingness to win the awe and acclaim of all? Or conversely are there people who have no artistic talent and and are willing to humiliate yourself in the name Goodkind? I might fall into the second category. I'll have to see if I can scribble down a picture of Richard Rahl in his war wizard outfit. Who's with me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad King Billy Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 We worship you, oh Moose, who art Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Moose, and to the Yeard, our Father. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 What's Tairy's real name? Terry Goodkind. Pay attention. I just realized that although many of us have submitted Goodkind parody fanfiction, we've never delved into the realm of Goodkind parody fanart! Is there anyone here with artistic talent and a willingness to win the awe and acclaim of all? Or conversely are there people who have no artistic talent and and are willing to humiliate yourself in the name Goodkind? I might fall into the second category. I'll have to see if I can scribble down a picture of Richard Rahl in his war wizard outfit. Who's with me?! Nope, not me. Though a while back somebody (Hark, maybe) did a good pic of Tairy's head on queen Victoria's body. We worship you, oh Moose, who art Lord over us all. Praise unto you, Moose, and to the Yeard, our Father. Amen. This has been such a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I just realized that although many of us have submitted Goodkind parody fanfiction, we've never delved into the realm of Goodkind parody fanart! Is there anyone here with artistic talent and a willingness to win the awe and acclaim of all? Or conversely are there people who have no artistic talent and and are willing to humiliate yourself in the name Goodkind? I might fall into the second category. I'll have to see if I can scribble down a picture of Richard Rahl in his war wizard outfit. Who's with me?! I'm down, although I will never achieve the majesty of Zak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap Rowsdower Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I've said it in past Goodkind threads and I'll say it again now, Steven Seagal would be the perfect man to play Richard Rahl in the upcoming movie. In order to share this vision with you I took ten minutes to drawn how Richard Rahl would look if portrayed by everybody's favorite action star. The result speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 My mistake. Maid Sansa did this one and Mindonner commited this atrocity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rado907 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I thought Terry Goodkind is his nom de plume. Surely, his real name is not Goodkind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I thought Terry Goodkind is his nom de plume. No, Mad Moose is his nom de plume. Something I've long suspected Mad Moose(MM) is The Yearded One(TG) himself!! MM/TG comes here for research purposes and get a dose of sanity away from his other (TGs) fans. My theory continues in that TG/MM write the books to see how big of a negitive reaction he can get. This site feeds his anti-ego and he will continue to pump out the adventures of Richard/TG/MM until these threads die. Research all previous 18 threads devoted to Richard/TG/MM and you'll see that MM was driving them all! Why would anyone put themselves through that if he didn't believe that any press is better then no press at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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