potsherds Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I vote for: GOODKINDXXV: I wonder what's bothering the chickens? with "Evil Clucking Softly at the Door" as the subtitle. GOODKINDXXV: I Wonder What's Bothering the Chickens? Evil clucking softly at the door. Do it, do it. There we go. That gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I think I've actually read CoT the most out of any of the WoT books. You poor, poor fool. You do know that library cards are free right? You don't have to do this to yourself! Edit - So when does the new thread get started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 GOODKINDXXV: I wonder what's bothering the chickens? with "Evil Clucking Softly at the Door" as the subtitle. NOOOOOO! Reverse it! It's got to be the OTHER way around! GOODKIND XXV: Evil Clucking Softly at the Door I wonder what's bothering the chickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhelanArcetus Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'm a big re-reader, though recently I've been getting new material more. My general policy with a new book in a series has been to read that, then go to the beginning and reread everything. I recall once in a writing class, we were asked what we'd read over the summer. When I said "all of Wheel of Time, and ...", there was shock. And awe. Hell, there was shock at just reading all 9 (at the time) WoT books in one summer, let alone the idea that I read more than that. Some books are a re-read to see it again (no, not for the first time). Those tend to result in partial re-reads. I can crack open my Return of the King precisely to the chapter end where Theoden feels the wind, blows his horn, and begins the charge. I can crack my Silmarillion precisely to Nirnaeth Arnoediad. I can crack Eye of the World to Moiraine's speech to Emond's Field about Manetheren. Same with the Tower of Joy in Game of Thrones. Others are to see it in more detail. To catch the hints I'd missed, to dig a layer deeper. aSoIaF is that, MBotF is that, a few others are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Lol I've read all the WoT books in a couple weeks. Had days where I would go to class and then just read the rest of the time I was awake. WLU where is this compilation you promised us??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caligula_K Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 NOOOOOO! Reverse it! It's got to be the OTHER way around! GOODKIND XXV: Evil Clucking Softly at the Door I wonder what's bothering the chickens? I agree with Jaxom! This title is much contains much more celerity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme Erzulie Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'm all for either: GOODKINDXXV: Putting the W in "Lemmings of Discord" or GOODKINDXXV: Flatulence of the Fallen That's a contradiction. You've just chosen death. Thank you for living. Please don't try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I agree with Jaxom! This title is much contains much more celerity. You agree with him? Where's your own opinion, death-chooser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'm still fuming about my thread being stolen from me. Xray tore out my spine and handed it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 "I wonder what's bothering the chickens" is such an awesomely shit opening line, it deserves to be the victorious new thread title. Agreed. But I also love the other suggestions. Contradiction! *pop* (brain explodes) Looking forward to that list, WLU. And, providing my work stays fairly quiet for the next few weeks, I'll make a start on Dick and Zedd's Excellent Adventure... Well, you asked for it... I didn't have time to go all the way through, and I'm departing for the weekend tomorrow, so here's the list up until mid-June including some side threads. I haven't gone through it for quality or filtering, it's pretty ugly, my apologies for just a straight dump. I'll have a more thorough filtering later if no-one else does. And I look forward to another crotch-rocking parody. Post on not feeding the yeard Discussion of the flaws of Richard’s character Dune parody Author’s rules <ahem> Little-known facts about the SoT world More little-known facts Vigo on reading the SoT Zap Rowser refuting parts of WFR Criticism of the Wizard’s rules Parody of Tairy writing thank-you letters to soldiers Sword of Truth drinks Sword of Truth stew The trouble with luggage I hand Tairy his douchebag worthless ass Will mocking I’m not sure what Redux Publicists reaction to the jaw-kicking scene in TV adaptation in WFR My opinion on why Goodkind is as popular as he is Follow-up Parody of movie executives seeing TV adaptation of SoT MinDonner’s criticism of Goodkind PhelanArcetus’s criticism of Goodkind More criticism of Violet PhelanArcetus More Violet WM commenting on WFR Comment on the Confessor’s power Will criticizing More criticism How goodkind chooses his ideas Thread titles: The Chainfire of The Phantom Confessor Now with 100% more moral celery The Shania Twain of Fantasy? Man, I feel like a ! As Truthy As We Want To Be Our moment of Zedd Spinal cords? We don't need no stinking spinal cords! From Mediocrity to Megalomania It's Not Over Until Kahlan Gets Laid This Yeard Isn't Going to Stroke Itself Sisters(hood) of the Dark Travelling Pants Like Sex, But Better Nothing Says Love Like a Namble Cock This Yeard Isn't Going to Stroke Itself The LiveJournal of Truth. Fine Art On Toilet Paper It's Not Over Until Kahlan Gets Laid Nothing Says Love Like a Namble Cock The Shania Twain of (not)Fantasy Making the spaghetti bounce Bouncing Spaghetti = Magic Objectivism Masturbation in Action Don't Feed the Yeard (excellent rule, BTW, Wert) Melon-sized Hole I Fine Art on Toilet Paper I Naked Mole Rats of Discord Gangbangers/Jagangbangersof Truth. Don't feed the Yeard (before, or after midnight) Feed the yeard more fiber (he looks like he needs it) I The Naked Mole Rat Crusade! Gangbangers of Truth Because Truth deserved it Panties of Truth Are you celerious enough to wear it? Footnotes to Jordan Sieg Heil! Mien Richard Fuhrer WLU post whatever compilation of GK shit you were talking about. What ever! I'll do what I want! Well, I've been reading the complete WOT series once every winter and every summer for the last 5 years or so (not knife of dreams, of course). But I feel ashamed. As you should. NOOOOOO! Reverse it! It's got to be the OTHER way around! GOODKIND XXV: Evil Clucking Softly at the Door I wonder what's bothering the chickens? I'll bite on this one, but I think the first letters of all the words should be capitalized. It's more celerious, and in Keeping With The Yeard's Awkward Writing Style. I'm still fuming about my thread being stolen from me. Xray tore out my spine and handed it to me. Better your spine than your ass - you need your ass to live. Good weekend to all, don't fuck any nambles. I'm thinking of you potsherds, you dirty girl. Too far? It was too far, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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