The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Or one just takes some of Clifford Bowyer's writings, SoTomize it some, and then pass it off as Tairy. Then let Clifford and Tairy fans battle it out I didn't know you had it in you, DF. I agree one must be plastered/drunk to truly channel Tairy. Wearing a Yeard wig helps as well. Growing one is even more helpful. (Funny, I do write/read slash fanfiction, and trust me, there's so many stuff I've seen that would fit Tairy's stuff like a well-oiled electric buttplug up the ass) That was a great site whelp. I must try that sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 In any case, she bled because things got too rough, perhaps had a tear in her external reproductive parts? Wouldn't that...hurt her a lot? I mean, really. Yes, unless I read it wrong. There is every possibility that Richard cums blood, and that is what Klan licked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelp Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 That was a great site whelp. I must try that sometime. I just run an excerpt of Naked Empire through it...Behold! (ok, it could be better, but still...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzlebane Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Yes, unless I read it wrong. There is every possibility that Richard cums blood, and that is what Klan licked off. Richard cums IMPORTANT HUMAN THEMES. I thought you had read the books, you should know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Wearing a Yeard wig helps as well. Growing one is even more helpful. I heard that growing a pubic yeard actually allows you to see through Tairy's penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Yes, unless I read it wrong. There is every possibility that Richard cums blood, and that is what Klan licked off. Clearly, Richard has STD. No wonder he's fucking deranged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Richard cums IMPORTANT HUMAN THEMES. I thought you had read the books, you should know that. I'm sorry, my celery levels must not be a high as yours. Perhaps Richard cums multiple things, you know, depending on the circumstances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I heard that growing a pubic yeard actually allows you to see through Tairy's penis. I'm really NOT that curious, Myshkin. So I ran the 'chicken that is not a chicken' quotes on the Pornolizer, and here's what I got. Scary thing is, Terry could have written this himself. Thog's Christmas "Give it to me" Dinner Special: Terry "Cock Sucker" Goodkind's Evil "Omar Pussy" Chicken Hissing, felchs smooching, the chicken's head rose. Kahlan gangbanged back. Its charvers digging into stiff dead flesh, the creaming chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its fucks sway. "Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper. There wasn't enough light, and gangbangs, the spewing side of its beak was cocksucked with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the fucking dark spot. But she didn't need to see it. "Dear spirits, help me," she fucked under her breath. The ballbusting bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a fomping chicken that was not a chicken. Fists cuntlicked like a chicken, like most of the creaming Mud "Hard-on" People's chickens. But this was no chicken. Titty fucks was evil manifest. [...] Her power, her magic, was also a pecking weapon of defense. But it would only work on people. It would not work on a chicken. And it would not work on wickedness incarnate. Her gaze shafted toward the squirting door, checking the cocksucking distance. The chicken took a single hop toward her. Claws aardvarking Juni's upper arm, it plowed her way. Her leg fistfucks blowed till they trembled. The chicken motherfucked up a step, tensed, and spurted asslicks onto Juni's face. It let out the raiding cackle that sounded like a laugh. She dearly wished she could tell herself she was being silly. Imagining things. But she knew better. [...] Kahlan frantically tried to think as the chicken bawk-bawk-fucked. [...] "Mother," the chicken cuntlicked. Kahlan assfucked with a shafting cry. [... Kahlan knocks over a creaming candle by mistake, pecking the barn into unclefucks] In the dark, the chicken thing let out a low chicken cackle laugh. It hadn't come from where she expected the chicken to be. It was behind her. "Please, I mean no harm," she called into the squirts. "I mean no disrespect. I will leave you to your business now, if that's all right with you." She took another smooching step toward the spewing door. She fucked carefully, slowly, in case the chicken thing was in the screwing way. She didn't want to bump into it and make it angry. She mustn't underestimate it. Kahlan had on any number of occasions thrown herself with ferocity against seemingly invincible spanks. She knew well the wad pulling value of a resolute violent attack. But she also somehow knew beyond doubt that this adversary could, if it wanted, kill her as easily as she could wring a real chicken's neck. If she motherfucked a raiding fight, this was one she would lose. [...] The entering chicken thing let out a fingerfucking spanking cackle. [... she's balling to find the door, she's cuntlapping and panicking, she assfucks her toe and falls down.] With the next flash of ing, she saw chicken feet standing between her and the ballbusting crack under the door. The thing wasn't more than a foot from her face. [...] The fomping beak spewed the dripping vein on the gamahucheing back of her hand over her wad pulls. The chicken cuntlapped, as if trying to pull a worm from the balling ground. It was a ing command. It pecked her hand away from her eyes. The asslicking beak gave a thrusting sharp tug on her skin. There was no sex fighting the meaning in that insistent yank. Move the hand, now, it was fucking, or you'll be sorry. If she made it angry, there was no telling what it was capable of doing to her. Juni lay dead above her as a reminder of the possibilities. She told herself that if it raided at her raids, she would have to grab it and try to wring its neck. If she was quick, it could only get in one peck. She would have one eye left. She would have to fight it then. But only if it went for her gangbangs. Her bangs cocksucked that such action would be the gamahucheing most foolish, smacks thing she could do. Both the Bird "Butplug" Man and Richard said licks was not a chicken. She no longer farted them. But she might have no choice. If she fingered, it would be a wanking fight to the death. She held no illusion as to her enters. Nonetheless, she might be forced to fight it. With her last breath, if need be, as her father had taught her. The chicken snatched a bigger beakful of her skin along with the vein and twisted. Last asslicking. Kahlan carefully jerked her fomping hand away. The chicken-thing cuntlicked softly with satisfaction. Terry "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Goodkind, Soul of the Fire, 1999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 The sad thing is that I just had to look up "fomping" But considering all the talk after your comment, WM, don't know if I want to know if "I have it in me" Of course, this is coming (pun not intended!) from a guy who teases a certain lady elsewhere with sexual images that involve squirrels frolicking about (don't ask - it's her twisted animal non-sexual affection, not mine) during foreplay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 The sad thing is that I just had to look up "fomping" But considering all the talk after your comment, WM, don't know if I want to know if "I have it in me" Of course, this is coming (pun not intended!) from a guy who teases a certain lady elsewhere with sexual images that involve squirrels frolicking about (don't ask - it's her twisted animal non-sexual affection, not mine) during foreplay I had to look that up too. So that was what Tub Girl was all about. ...you'll be happy to know I will not ask, DF. Squirrels and foreplay. This thread is definitely NSFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahimsa Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Clearly, Richard has STD. No wonder he's fucking deranged. Actually, from what I remember, I think Kahlan's Aunt Flo was in town. Which would make her Red Wing Kahlan, I suppose. Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Actually, from what I remember, I think Kahlan's Aunt Flo was in town. Which would make her Red Wing Kahlan, I suppose. Gross. is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I remember Tubgirl. That is something that I wish I could forget As for the "foreplay," it's actually cute and affectionate and not namble-banging sick. But there are a few who visit Westeros who would know the girl in question (and who's been in my sig for over a year now), so I'll just let that remain a mystery of sorts... Hrmm...actual affection. That's almost like an anti-Tairy "commie" thing. Scary, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrainFireBob Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I would like to point out that the testicle eating incident happened in book one, the namble cock incident happened in book two, the nipple magic incident happened in book three, the sucking a bloody cock incident happened in book four, and the entire "democracy is bad" motif surfaced in book five. So I challenge the assertion that the series didn't get bad until book six. You owe me a new keyboard- I laughed soda over mine. Why? Because the series didn't jump the shark until after those incidents- you know it's true . . . EDIT: And you've gotta concede that most people would sympathize with making a child-molesting rape'em to death rough and tough muscly dude who liked the little boys, especially when they squirmed, eat his own testicle. So it's only retroactively that it seems so excessively bizarre, instead of just a bit out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 You guys are putting way too much effort into sullying this board, and this thread. In one simple picture, I have done more than you ever, ever could. http://home.exetel.com.au/jerec/bookshelfoftruth.JPG MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA It is safe for work. Maybe not safe for anything else, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 As for the "foreplay," it's actually cute and affectionate and not namble-banging sick. But there are a few who visit Westeros who would know the girl in question (and who's been in my sig for over a year now), so I'll just let that remain a mystery of sorts... I'll take your word for it, DF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelp Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 You guys are putting way too much effort into sullying this board, and this thread. In one simple picture, I have done more than you ever, ever could. http://home.exetel.com.au/jerec/bookshelfoftruth.JPG MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA It is safe for work. Maybe not safe for anything else, though. Good start, young grasshopper - but to be really overwhelming, you'd have to have: - all SoT books in softcover - all SoT books in hardcover - autographs of Teh Tairy in all books - a poster of Tairy in the background - or a shrine dedicated to him in the foreground... But you are definitely on the right track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA We've found a Yeardite! May we burn him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 You guys are putting way too much effort into sullying this board, and this thread. In one simple picture, I have done more than you ever, ever could. http://home.exetel.com.au/jerec/bookshelfoftruth.JPG MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA It is safe for work. Maybe not safe for anything else, though. You disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Good start, young grasshopper - but to be really overwhelming, you'd have to have: - all SoT books in softcover - all SoT books in hardcover - autographs of Teh Tairy in all books - a poster of Tairy in the background - or a shrine dedicated to him in the foreground... But you are definitely on the right track I don't know if Goodkind has done a signing in Australia, but if he ever comes to Sydney, I'll get some signatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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