A Time for Wolves Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 After reading all these threads, I am inspired to read Goodkind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 After reading all these threads, I am inspired to read Goodkind. Just remember, Don't Feed the Yeard. If you do want to read him, borrow from your local library and have a bottle of absinthe/whiskey/vodka or any alcoholic drink by your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Just remember, Don't Feed the Yeard. If you do want to read him, borrow from your local library and have a bottle of absinthe/whiskey/vodka or any alcoholic drink by your side. A ziplock bag full of bourbon would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 A ziplock bag full of bourbon would do. Agree. And don't forget to say "Bags!" when you drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
一方通行 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 I personnaly reccomend a Dr. Vodka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Time for Wolves Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Just remember, Don't Feed the Yeard. If you do want to read him, borrow from your local library and have a bottle of absinthe/whiskey/vodka or any alcoholic drink by your side. Yeah, the plan will be to borrow it from a friend. It's like reading Kenneth Eng's Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Yeah, the plan will be to borrow it from a friend. It's like reading Kenneth Eng's Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate. Oh God, I don't know how you can stand such torturous pursuits in reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Another one bites the dust. Sometimes these threads can be really counterproductive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelp Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 May I suggest this title: Twister of Breasticles Inspired Lemming of Discord And suggestions for the next thread: Goodkind XXV: Evil Knocking Softly on the Door It's an honor to get a title from the Supremely Celerious Wolf Maid, who's second to none among us (sorry Mad Moose, but you have no chance against a maid ) Twisted thread title: Goodkind XXV: Evil Clucking Softly at the Door Complete with new, bwaaaking action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 It's an honor to get a title from the Supremely Celerious Wolf Maid, who's second to none among us (sorry Mad Moose, but you have no chance against a maid ) Twisted thread title: Goodkind XXV: Evil Clucking Softly at the Door Complete with new, bwaaaking action! You're welcome, whelp. Actually, Mad Moose currently has the most posts in this thread. And nice thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Actually, Mad Moose currently has the most posts in this thread. Well, I have been spamming choosing life a fair bit, and I can't resist nipple talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Anybody notice that these threads really pick up when a new one is created, then tend to drag for the last five pages or so? You know, if he wants to write about grand-scale war, and does not even manage to convey the feeling of it going on (see Dragonlance Chronicles, for example), then he is in trouble...and I cannot take this claim seriously. Whelp- me and MM were just making fun of how badly conveyed his "grand-scale wars" are. I'm 99.8% sure that that post by him was sarcastic. Nobody who reads Goodkind could take that quote seriously. Well I guess I shouldn't say nobody, but I think we aren't allowed to mention specific names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecchi-Oni Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Well a naked charge in the mountains during winter is pretty grand scale. Pretty much disproves Einstein's saying that there's no limit to stupidity. Wonder if Klan's boobs saved the army from hypothermia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pita Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Nipple Magic raises mountains. Think about that. It's what Tairy wants you to do, since he lacks the capacity. Klan's boobs can do everything. World peace will come when Klan gets a boob job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelp Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Whelp- me and MM were just making fun of how badly conveyed his "grand-scale wars" are. I'm 99.8% sure that that post by him was sarcastic. Nobody who reads Goodkind could take that quote seriously. Well I guess I shouldn't say nobody, but I think we aren't allowed to mention specific names. Ok, I thought as much - this was only for the 0.2% chance. Plus, it could "benefit" certain people who might be lurking around this thread And to be fair, this particular claim of Terry could even be defended without too much brain damage. @Un-Yearded Pita: World peace will come when Klan gets a boob job. If she needed a boob job, she would not be perfect. And we all know that she is perfect - or are you a lying, commie Death-Chooser, who claims otherwise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 The only people who need boob jobs are the women who are with Jagang, because everybody knows that the larger the breast size you have, the easier it is to convert you to the side of Good. Small breasted women are Evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pita Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 But if Klan gets a boob job, the celery in the universe will become so great that all women will automatically jump onto Richard and hump furiously. Even more than they do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Templar Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 But Tairy's cock is ever so fun filled! Agh!!! A small part of me just died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Not really. I'm...so not telling, Jaxom. But you'll tell everyone else, eh? Eh? Myshkin, PM me 'kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 I think "Breasticles" are an important part of "Nipple magic", though I might need to look that up to be sure. Hmm, Richard gave Berdine's breasticles a pinch, then twisted them, thus breaking the spell she was under. Does that ring a bell with anyone else? I'm pretty sure that's how it went down in BotF. Great, Vigo's contagious. Thank you. Now I am suitably freaked out and flattered at the same time. Contradiction? Nah, I'm just a death chooser. No, you will not tempt me into writing a Jagang/Richard slash porn fic. I don't even know who will be on top and who will be bottom if I write one. Exactly the reaction I was looking for. And please don't. And obviously Richard's the top, Richard catches for no-one. Unless it's an arrow. Or they're a hot chick with big jugs in red leather. Kinda like your avatar. Freud would have much to say... Pleasuring Tairy is quite easy, really. All he requires is a laptop and lubrication. But Tairy's cock is ever so fun filled! Rumour is, it's filled with the distilled tears of a thousand orphans. Don't ask what's in his prostate. His colon is filled with your worst nightmares (Tairy's stomach turns fiber into ground beef using Square root magic involving representational designs of douchebaggery). As long as it is appropriate for a Lemming, I'd be honored Wolf Maid May I suggest this title: Twister of Breasticles Inspired Lemming of Discord I was going to say 'Head Chicken Clucker' After reading all these threads, I am inspired to read Goodkind. No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! How is it we've spent thousands of posts on this, yet still somehow people keep making the same mistake? Humans really are incapable of learning. Nipple Magic raises mountains. And things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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