The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 What WLU said, Mad Monkey. Because Richard is special, and sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 the sucking a bloody cock incident happened in book four, and the entire "democracy is bad" motif surfaced in book five. No, thank you. I don't want to know what was that all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 The sad thing about reading through the last few pages is the realization that a Mystar-type might end up sending this to Tairy just to give him inspiration for writing things that go beyond mere slash fiction, beyond Gor, beyond even Kirk/Tribble fan-fic. I fear in the next Goodkind, there'll be not just an almost-rape, but a full-fledged rape of furries and even those little sprite-like creatures from the first book. If I hear of that, I'm going to hold each and every one of you responsible for that carnage that will ensue. Unless of course it just involves Betsy the Goat wielding a strap-on and taking out the Namble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 The sad thing about reading through the last few pages is the realization that a Mystar-type might end up sending this to Tairy just to give him inspiration for writing things that go beyond mere slash fiction, beyond Gor, beyond even Kirk/Tribble fan-fic. I fear in the next Goodkind, there'll be not just an almost-rape, but a full-fledged rape of furries and even those little sprite-like creatures from the first book. If I hear of that, I'm going to hold each and every one of you responsible for that carnage that will ensue. Unless of course it just involves Betsy the Goat wielding a strap-on and taking out the Namble... What? You're part of this, too, DF. Death Chooser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Nah, I don't choose death. I hand it out, as is but proper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caligula_K Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I am deeply ashamed of all those who feel ashamed by the recent content posted. Individuality must be embraced- it just so happens that individuality is synonymous with Terry Goodkind porn and slash fan fiction. But hey, if you guys want to be Stalinist death choosers, I'll be the first to decapitate you at a peace rally. Well, actually, I'll be the only one, because anyone else copying my actions would be a threat to my individuality. Suffice to say that there will be decapitations, and a lovely amount at that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Nah, I don't choose death. I hand it out, as is but proper You're still part of this, though. Honestly, I wouldn't be suprised if some Tairytard downloaded the GK threads and gave the stuff to Tairy for inspiration. He's free to do it, even. Anything to make Confessor more bearable to read when it comes out in oh, 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If there are furry Tribble-like almost (or full-fledged) rape scenes and Richard has to pleasure a female Namble in order to reach Jagang, would we have the right to sue, or would it be best just to feed Tairy his own man-raisins first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 No, thank you. I don't want to know what was that all about. Well I'm gonna tell you anyway: You see, what happened was that Dick and Klan were supposed to be banging other people for some reason, but unbeknownst to them they were actually doing each other. But that's beside the point. See, Klan was really starting to get into it and got so crazy that she bleed onto Dick's dick. She must have felt bad about making such a mess because she decided to lick it all off, enjoying the flavor for some reason. Don't look at me like that. I didn't make this stuff up, it came directly from the mind of Tairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If there are furry Tribble-like almost (or full-fledged) rape scenes and Richard has to pleasure a female Namble in order to reach Jagang, would we have the right to sue, or would it be best just to feed Tairy his own man-raisins first? Honestly I think that this would make for a great ending to the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I choose life, so therefore, I will be BUYING Confessor when it is released. And most likely within the first day or two of its release. And I will spend the next few days reading it. You death choosers may mock me for it, but a swift kick to the jaw should teach you some respect. I'd RIP out your spines, but many of you seem pretty spineless already. YOUR LIFE IS YOURS ALONE, RISE UP AND LIVE IT, OR I WILL KILL YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If there are furry Tribble-like almost (or full-fledged) rape scenes and Richard has to pleasure a female Namble in order to reach Jagang, would we have the right to sue, or would it be best just to feed Tairy his own man-raisins first? The second one. Or maybe a kick in the jaw will suffice. Honestly I think that this would make for a great ending to the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I've reconsidered matters in light of the faux Harry Potter "leak" of last week. What the life choosers here ought to do is to write a full-fledged "Confessor" that has all of the above-mentioned elements and have it "leaked" as being "Confessor", about a week or so before the actual book is due to reach stores. I'm sure 500 pages of dreck isn't too hard to write, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Well I'm gonna tell you anyway: You see, what happened was that Dick and Klan were supposed to be banging other people for some reason, but unbeknownst to them they were actually doing each other. But that's beside the point. See, Klan was really starting to get into it and got so crazy that she bleed onto Dick's dick. She must have felt bad about making such a mess because she decided to lick it all off, enjoying the flavor for some reason. Don't look at me like that. I didn't make this stuff up, it came directly from the mind of Tairy. Myshkin, I barely managed to erase that from my mind and you had to remind me of it. I shall now use language unbecoming of a maid. YOU MOTHERFUCKER! In any case, she bled because things got too rough, perhaps had a tear in her external reproductive parts? Wouldn't that...hurt her a lot? I mean, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I've reconsidered matters in light of the faux Harry Potter "leak" of last week. What the life choosers here ought to do is to write a full-fledged "Confessor" that has all of the above-mentioned elements and have it "leaked" as being "Confessor", about a week or so before the actual book is due to reach stores. I'm sure 500 pages of dreck isn't too hard to write, no? All we need to do is combine all of the parodies. That should do it. Otherwise, the idea of plowing through the earlier books for continuity and consistency purposes is pure sadistic torture. On second thought, this is Terry we're talking about, so continuity and consistency be damned. Melon-sized plotholes be damned as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I've reconsidered matters in light of the faux Harry Potter "leak" of last week. What the life choosers here ought to do is to write a full-fledged "Confessor" that has all of the above-mentioned elements and have it "leaked" as being "Confessor", about a week or so before the actual book is due to reach stores. I'm sure 500 pages of dreck isn't too hard to write, no? If ten of you wrote 50 pages each (which is like 3-4 chapters maybe), then you'd get it done in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If ten of you wrote 50 pages each (which is like 3-4 chapters maybe), then you'd get it done in no time. One person per chapter? Possibly. But can anyone truly channel the voice and spirit of the Yeard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WLU Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 What WLU said, Mad Monkey. There needs to be an emoticon for girlish giggling. If there are furry Tribble-like almost (or full-fledged) rape scenes and Richard has to pleasure a female Namble in order to reach Jagang, would we have the right to sue, or would it be best just to feed Tairy his own man-raisins first? Honestly I think that this would make for a great ending to the series. It'd definitely be better than what's actually going to hit us in the face like a barb-covered, blood-flavoured cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 One person per chapter? Possibly. But can anyone truly channel the voice and spirit of the Yeard? It's simple. You get the rawest aguardiente and you drink shots while reading Ayn Rand. Then when you're thoroughly plastered, you go read some of that Kirk/Tribble slash I mentioned and then channeling Tairy will be a snap. But one has to be thoroughly trashed before being able to reach that Zen-like state of becoming one with Tairy...not that I ever particularly care to do that. Or one just takes some of Clifford Bowyer's writings, SoTomize it some, and then pass it off as Tairy. Then let Clifford and Tairy fans battle it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelp Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 One person per chapter? Possibly. But can anyone truly channel the voice and spirit of the Yeard? After the second bottle of vodka, it is easy Hmmm...if someone with a programming talent could write a SoTolizer script (similar to this one), it would be easy to jumble together those 1100 pages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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