Jaxom 1974 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Word, FTW! Way to choose life! Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From that One Book Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 We had some good parodies last thread. Min keeps feeding us little pieces of her Bill and Ted parody, but... where's FT1B with the next part of his(?)? I liked it so much that I had to buy City of Saints and Madmen, just to see where it came from. And I was promised a sequel damnit! I'm sorry. I started law school a couple of weeks ago and it's consumed all of my time, both discretionary and non. However, I did promise a sequel, and it will come. Soon. Just as soon as I finish my reading for Civil Procedure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Next time, when you get drunk, bring a fellow lemming wirth you. I think that two lemmings in company would be incapable of not bringing up the Yeard at some point. Then we'd want to have a drink to take our minds off it, except that as we drink we'd start remembering horrible scenes. I can just imagine it: "Hey, remember the barbed namble cock-rape?", "Ahh, that's nothing next to 'If you don't join my club I'll kill all your male citizens and send all the females (including mine own sister) to the rapists'", "Oh yeah, how about the Chicken That Is Not A Chicken"... and as you drank to wipe away the memories you'd find even worse examples and you'd need to drink more and more and more... and then you'll suddenly get the bright idea to smash your beer bottle against the table and try to rip out the bartender's spine (because after three hours he's starting to look like the Yeard) and before you know it, you're lying face-down on the pavement in handcuffs with a nightstick up your ass. No, lemmings may be Evil Collectivists but we probably shouldn't drink together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higravity Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 @word I think reading the amount of Tairy that some of us have read gives a capabile defense of insanity in the court of law. Thus the drinking of bags full of liquor and fighting anything that has a beard and/or a ponytail should be forgiven. If not welcome to the world of felony convictions at least you don't have to vote anymore you commie bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 @ word - You know, consuming alcohol makes you a party to mass-murder. So there's another charge you'll have to face. Criminal! @ FT1B - I see. No rush. I just wanted to let you know that your work was appreciated, since nobody else did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 @ word - You know, consuming alcohol makes you a party to mass-murder. So there's another charge you'll have to face. Criminal! Did you just compare word to Richard Rahl? I mean, Richard doesn't drink...I don't think...but still, the rest of the comparison... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
word Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Did you just compare word to Richard Rahl? I mean, Richard doesn't drink...I don't think...but still, the rest of the comparison... Yes but Richard does eat meat, which means that he thinks its okay for him to murder people (because it is in fact that only thing he could've done to deal with the peace protesters). It also means he deserves victory of course. Anyway, comparing me to Richard Rahl is just plain not nice. C'mon now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Did you just compare word to Richard Rahl? Actually, it was a reference to Tairy's statement about drug users being accomplices to the murders commited by dealers. You know, alcohol being a drug - or at least drug-like, if you prefer. Seems that it was poorly done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeye Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 sigh am i still the only noob on the board that's looking vaguely forward to confessor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttering Bill Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 sigh am i still the only noob on the board that's looking vaguely forward to confessor? We're all looking forward to it. You can only ridicule the same old shit so many times. We're running low on material. The new book will make us all, in a backwards-universe kind of way, very happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 sigh am i still the only noob on the board that's looking vaguely forward to confessor? If you mean that you actually care about the fucking pricks heroes or the plot that we lost four books ago then yes. If you mean for purposes of mockery then no, you are not alone in your anticipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Templar Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Word, 1 question - Did your adventure take place on High Street or Brown Street? (And yes, other boarders, those are actual street names.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Actually, it was a reference to Tairy's statement about drug users being accomplices to the murders commited by dealers. You know, alcohol being a drug - or at least drug-like, if you prefer. Seems that it was poorly done. But Terry is Richard and Richard is Terry right? I meant it tongue in cheek in any case, so no worries. sigh am i still the only noob on the board that's looking vaguely forward to confessor? I think we all are in our own unique ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossman Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I meant it tongue in cheek in any case, so no worries. Cough! Cough! Sorry. "Tongue in cheek" gave me a disgusting visual image of MyStar and Tairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Old man in forest Has stolen our penises. Burn him; he's a witch. Cough! Cough! Sorry. "Tongue in cheek" gave me a disgusting visual image of MyStar and Tairy. You are a sick, sick man. Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Cough! Cough! Sorry. "Tongue in cheek" gave me a disgusting visual image of MyStar and Tairy. You obviously don't drink enough then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossman Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 You obviously don't drink enough then. Sorry. I'll get started right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossman Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Lemmings of discord Have no moral celery You have chosen death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted September 13, 2007 Author Share Posted September 13, 2007 ...I'll not comment on that tongue and cheek. But oneeye, I am looking forward to Confessor, plotwise and mockwise. I just want to see Richard die, you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dycedarg Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 But oneeye, I am looking forward to Confessor, plotwise and mockwise. I just want to see Richard die, you see. While we're all hoping for Richard's prolonged, agonizing and pointless death, I'm going to have to take those fantasies and beat them with the iron bar of Reality (almost as truthy as the Sword of Truth but without the aggressive quillions). This is, after all, the Yeard we're talking about. He's not going to kill Richard since being dead is a flaw and his O-ist characters can't have any of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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