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Goodkind XXIX.A: Taste the World of Richard and Kahlan!


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Listen you douche bags, I told you not to rape or kill anyone while I was asleep. I should have known better than to trust you. From now on we must limit ourselves to non lethal actions such as almost rape and spine removal. And for the love of Tairy don't mention names!

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Been done before in hentai I think. Wouldn't put it past Japanese to have a blade rape fetish. Thank gods that Tairy doesn't read jibberjabber weirdo cultural diversity porn.

Agree.

Is it bad that I'm in the mood for a ritualistic slaughter of noble goats? :(

No, but it's bad you send SoT to the woman you love. :P

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Listen you douche bags, I told you not to rape or kill anyone while I was asleep. I should have known better than to trust you. From now on we must limit ourselves to non lethal actions such as almost rape and spine removal. And for the love of Tairy don't mention names!

We didn't rape or kill anyone...

..yet...

On another, better note, anyone who played mtg in the past few weeks has noticed a new card type. that card type is so godly I had to make a TG card.

however, I am missing a picture of the Yeard.

Can one supply me of one, or make fun of me for being a nerd?

Also, we need to improve the Chuck Norris jokes.

Richard Rahl once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded pistol and won.

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We didn't rape or kill anyone...

..yet...

On another, better note, anyone who played mtg in the past few weeks has noticed a new card type. that card type is so godly I had to make a TG card.

however, I am missing a picture of the Yeard.

Can one supply me of one, or make fun of me for being a nerd?

Also, we need to improve the Chuck Norris jokes.

Richard Rahl once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded pistol and won.

I have three points to make:

1) Don't ever contradict me again!!!

2) There are only 3 known pitures of the Yeard: one in black baby-T giving thousand-yard-stare, one in yellow blazer giving thousand-yard-stare, one in unknown color button down shirt giving thousand-yard-stare.

3) Richard Rahl's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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All this nonsense about rape and almost rape can be easily solved: just get Condom Of Truth . If the girl isn't willing (or doesn't deserve) to be screwed than your thing won't rise :P

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On another, better note, anyone who played mtg in the past few weeks has noticed a new card type. that card type is so godly I had to make a TG card.

So, is Magic now like a Deck of Dragons where new cards just pop in or did they re-release Black Lotus?

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They made Planeswalkers (IE: Cards that are other players. That's how I wanted to make Yeard).

They made a Black Lotus that comes into play 3 turns after you play it.

1) Don't ever contradict me again!!!

2) There are only 3 known pitures of the Yeard: one in black baby-T giving thousand-yard-stare, one in yellow blazer giving thousand-yard-stare, one in unknown color button down shirt giving thousand-yard-stare.

3) Richard Rahl's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

1) I never contradicted you. Contradictions don't exist.

2) Can you post the one in the black T?

3) Most men's left testicle is bigger than the other. Each of Richard Rahl's testicles are bigger than the other.

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This is a board that allows a lot of language other boards do not. Methinks that is a good thing. It does not, however, allow actual threats of violence.

Certain persons in this thread are approaching that line.

But have not quite crossed it, at least not very recently.

Please keep this in mind.

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Hmm. I am so out of the loop. How many new editions/expansions since Scourge?

I would guess at least 10 since Scourge was about 4 or 5 years ago.

Also about six months ago I was talking to my college roommate and found out he played magic sometimes with his little brother when he went home, so since I hadn't played in like 5 years I decided to play with him a little bit. Bought a pack of cards just for the hell of it and the rare in the deck was actually that new lotus Pita mentioned. I was pretty pumped about that, since it was worth like 5 times what I actually paid for the booster deck.

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Ah, the ingeniousness of the lemmings: a "numbered GK thread that is not a numbered GK thread, but evil incarnate".

I'm going to also state that our shiny new thread has not had some of the obligatory lemming reminders:

1.) Do Not Feed the Yeard - It is one thing to realize how terrible Tairy is. It is another thing entirely to waste one's own money on his books. There is no contradiction here, and if you foray into Rahl-vania, do not do it in such a fashion that will give Tairy any money or sales numbers.

2.) You Are Not Gratch - Trolling in places that (while ridiculous and entertaining) reflect badly on lemminghood is not why we do this. We are not noble goats, neither are we gars, and as lemmings, our natures should prevent us from going the way of Richard, and then talking about it here. Bad form, and I agree with Ran.

I don't know what else to say except that I was watching a documentary about Clerks II, and Kevin Smith can grow a mean yeard.

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Ah, the ingeniousness of the lemmings: a "numbered GK thread that is not a numbered GK thread, 2.) You Are Not Gratch - Trolling in places that (while ridiculous and entertaining) reflect badly on lemminghood is not why we do this. We are not noble goats, neither are we gars, and as lemmings, our natures should prevent us from going the way of Richard, and then talking about it here. Bad form, and I agree with Ran.

I agree as well.

You also forgot, No Personal Attacks. I know its hard, given the temptation, but let's not do a 'Memoirs of a Goodkind fan' on them. :)

Or no more hot avatars for you!

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