Larry. Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I figured out the context of the words, I was just merely making fun of Tairy in the process ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanna vander Poele Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [quote name='Dylanfanatic' post='1457890' date='Jul 27 2008, 02.24']Looking at all these unfamiliar Japanese terms, how mistaken would I be to presume that Tairy is some sort of uke to Ayn Rand's seme? Or is it that it's the goat that's the uke and Tairy's the bari/seme? Or is really that the chicken isn't a chicken, but instead some bari/seme? I'm confused.[/quote] God, I can only imagine. [b]GOODKIND:[/b] The truth is... my heart beats like the first blooming of the sakura trees for Rand-sensei! But... uhm, but... *rampant blushing* Sensei is so strong! A real woman! If I have to be honest, I feel... I feel... I feel [i]daisuki[/i] toward Sensei! *more blushing, hands to face* But... but Sensei would never accept me. I'm just another student. LATER, [b]TAIRY:[/b] I - I - [i]Rand-sensei[/i]! She read my note! And she said to meet me after class! Oh, my heart is so [i]dokidoki[/i]! Etou... I'm so nervous! *hand over heart* I... I have to tell Klan-chan about this! Oh, maybe Sensei... maybe Sensei feels [i]daisuki[/i] towards me too. Ehhhhh, will I get my first kiss today? *passes out in hyperventilating excitement* AFTER CLASS,[i] [/i][b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Umm, anou... Sensei, it's - [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara ara, Goodkind-san. Or better yet, [i]Terry-chan.[/i] [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] !!! *speechless* I... Sensei! That's... etou, that's really sudden! [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara ara, Terry-chan. And I thought you liked me. Or was I wrong? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Uhm... ah... ehhh, you've gotten me all flustered! [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Sensei... I really.... I really... uhm, in my heart I like you. I like like you. Like, anou - [b]SENSEI:[/b] Suki? You like me like suki? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Ehhh.... suki... [size=1]is not strong enough...[/size] [b]SENSEI:[/b] Terry-chan? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] All right, I'll be a man and confess! The truth is - the truth is, Sensei, I really... I feel [i]daisuki[/i] toward you! [b]SENSEI:[/b] *breathlessly* [i]Terry-chan...[/i] [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] *cowers like a good little uke* Gomen nasai, Sensei! I - I ... *can't stop blushing* I won't lie! This is how I feel! [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara ara, Terry-chan... come here... [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] *blushing so red he'll likely pop a blood vessel* I - I... what for, Sensei? [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara ara, Terry-chan, don't question me. Just come here - sit on my lap, yesss... [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Uhm... Sensei... what yellow feathers you have... [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara - the better for your comfort, Terry-chan! [b]TAIRY FAIRY: [/b]Sensei... what a big beak you have... [b]SENSEI:[/b] The better to steal your first kiss. Isn't that what you want? Ara... ara? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] (thinking: This is your chance! Take it!) Y - yes, Sensei. I really want you to... take my first kiss! (thinking: Ehhh, I finally said it!) [b]SENSEI[/b]: Well then, close your eyes, Terry-chan. [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] *closes his eyes* (thinking: My heart... is beating like a drum! I'm so nervous, and yet... I can't wait to tell Klan-chan! Ehhh... what's this all of a sudden?) Nnngh... Sensei... your beak... it's hurting me... [b]SENSEI:[/b] Don't you like a bit of pain, Terry-chan? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Sensei... it... it really hurts. *big wet dewy eyes, red cheeks* Sensei, stop! Please! [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara ara, I guess I was wrong... [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] ... *speechless* (thinking: What are you doing?! I thought you liked Sensei! ... I do! I feel [i]daisuki[/i] toward Sensei! But... but Sensei is so forceful... I ... I'm scared. What if I'm not big enough for Sensei? Ehhh, you pervert! Sensei doesn't want to kiss a pervert!) No! I mean - Sensei can't be wrong. I.. anou... [b]SENSEI:[/b] Ara ara, so you still like me? [b]TAIRY FAIRY:[/b] Y - yes! I'm sorry! Next time, I won't complain! Sensei can... Sensei can... *almost dying of virginal embarrassment* [size=1]kiss me.[/size] I won't say anything. [b]SENSEI:[/b] Good. Now drop your pants. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 It is a fitting tribute to Tairy's undying love...and for this thread, no? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanna vander Poele Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Are you kidding, I'm so disgusted with myself right now. At least the thread's almost over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Road To Awe Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Yellow feather? Beak? Are you saying that . . . Ayn Rand is the chicken that is not a chicken? Can this be true, even on the battle field? Next Episode of Goodking Adventures: Hyperclimactic battle future! God is a lie! Eagle Land and Britannia Double Power Team Attack!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 [quote name='The Wolf Maid' post='1457892' date='Jul 27 2008, 02.42']In Japanese fangirl terms: In yaoi, uke: 'bottom'; the receiver seme: 'top'; the giver seifuku, IIRC is a sailor suit, yes? buruma, I forgot. Panties?[/quote] You learn something new every day. [quote name='Joanna Nox' post='1457905' date='Jul 27 2008, 03.10']Are you kidding, I'm so disgusted with myself right now. At least the thread's almost over.[/quote] I thought it was wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 [quote name='Joanna Nox' post='1457905' date='Jul 27 2008, 18.10']Are you kidding, I'm so disgusted with myself right now. At least the thread's almost over.[/quote] Ittai nani ga... Joanna-chan, y u do this? (it was wonderful. I was totally laughing like a maniac...while in a computer shop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 If ever we thought Tairy Threads couldn't teach us stuff...well done all. Well done. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted July 27, 2008 Author Share Posted July 27, 2008 [url="http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=30019&hl="]New thread[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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