SilentRoamer Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 You have two cows, but only one cup.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Gibson: You have two cows, they merge into one cow. Mean Girls: You have two cows, on Wednesdays they wear pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Lawrence Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I was hoping someone would do a Hugo themed joke You have two cows. They shit where they eat. It's what cows do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selysin Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 And another Hugo joke... You have two cows. One rabid, one sad. You go looking for a sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 You have two cows. They shit where they eat. It's what cows do. Only if they didn't win Best Cow at last year's Best Bovine Competition though. N.K Jemisin (spoilers stuff from The Fith Season so if you're reading it don't click) [spoiler] You have three cows. Or you thought you did. Eventually you realise you only ever had one cow. It was the same cow all along. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Only if they didn't win Best Cow at last year's Best Bovine Competition though. N.K Jemisin (spoilers stuff from The Fith Season so if you're reading it don't click) [spoiler] You have three cows. Or you thought you did. Eventually you realise you only ever had one cow. It was the same cow all along. [/spoiler] Ha! Fooled me too. And I thought Highlander would be... There is only one cow, who the hell gave you the idea there were two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The BlackBear Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Battlestar Galactica [Spoiler] You had two cows and they were great, one of them might have been a machine cow, but you never truly knew. But then suddenly there was a god cow as well, and one of the cows vanished inexplicably. [/Spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Ha! Fooled me too. And I thought Highlander would be... There is only one cow, who the hell gave you the idea there were two? Basically what I meant, but using the actual line. You have two cows. There can be only one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Basically what I meant, but using the actual line. You have two cows. There can be only one!!! Oh. And I thought you were referencing a possible sequel that was discussed but obviously never happened. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Highlander: There is only one cow. And maybe a cow on tv. The other cows are figments of your imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Highlander: There is only one cow. And maybe a cow on tv. The other cows are figments of your imagination. And sometime in the next few years, there will be a rebooted cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyll.Ing. Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Stephen King You have two cows, in Maine. One of them is a psychic writer with alcohol problems, the other is a supernatural creature that won't get any further explanation. Arthur C. Clarke You have two cows. They're hooked up to a big and intricately described device that allows them to live and thrive in zero gravity, without compromising the motion of the spaceship they're travelling with. Gary Larson You have two cows. You are oblivious to their wacky antics. J.K. Rowling You have two cows. In the end, it turns out that the cows were the solution to the mystery all along. Thomas Malthus You have two cows. One day, they will have eaten all the grass in the pasture, and starve to death. Bill Watterson You have two giant T-Rexes devouring the ground they trod on, ripping up trees with their mighty jaws, and inexplicably setting fire to things while people run screaming in fear. Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, is the only one who can stop them. Dramatically, he flaps his cape, lifts his ray gun and runs towards the action, whereas all other are fleeing in terror in the opposite direction- Then the neighbour girl walks past, calls you out on your silly behaviour, and it turns out you only have two cows, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentRoamer Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Terry Goodkind - You have two cows, one is noble, the other is a cow that is not a cow. You have two cows, one full of moral celerity and another who is not actually cow but is representative of important human themes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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