Jerec Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I just looked at the episode description for the next episode of Legend of the Seeker. I'm hoping for some slaughtering of peaceful protesters. I'm hoping it unleashes Richard's rage... but I'm thinking it'll be the townspeople. "Fury" 206Richard's attempt to teach a peaceful people how to defend themselves unleashes an uncontrollable rage which threatens to consume them and destroy the Seeker.Meanwhile, been reading Law of Nines. It's not as bad as you Lemmings would have me believe. Yeah, the dialogue is pretty bad at parts, and some of the prose makes absolutely no sense... but it is getting interesting. I did see some parallels between Alex Rahl and Goodkind himself with the whole art thing, and being angry at people defacing his art due to their hatred. Seemed like a dig at you guys for wasting energy attacking him and his books. Hahaha! I think you guys are approaching this fight wrong. One of you needs to become a best selling author and include subtle digs at Goodkind, or his characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I think you guys are approaching this fight wrong. One of you needs to become a best selling author and include subtle digs at Goodkind, or his characters.Hey, I'm working on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser_not_appearing_yet Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Haha. I love the very period-correct comment of "when did you become queen? I must have missed the coronation." "Hey, Richard Rahl called. He wants his celery back."So wait, was the video pixellated for YouTube? Is there actual nudity in this Disney series? When does this air? And judging by the size of the pixellated area, Tairy must be quite disappointed with her level of truthiness.The 'legend of the seeker' is actually better than xena in this respect. I'm talking serious cleavage shots. It makes up 90% of each episode, and together with richard's abbs is the show's main selling point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hey, I'm working on it!Who isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Can't the rest of you dumbasses see that we are not intelligent enough to realize just how great the Yeard truly is??? That's why we're Lemmings of Discord! :PPatrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I think you guys are approaching this fight wrong. One of you needs to become a best selling author and include subtle digs at Goodkind, or his characters.So far we have a definite dig at Goodkind in Erikson's Reaper's Gale (Tehol becoming convinced that the household chickens are evil and out to kill him). Isn't there a noble goat reference in one of the Abercrombie books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borque Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Isn't there a noble goat reference in one of the Abercrombie books?Yes, it's in Best Served Cold. Though he claims it isn't intentional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exa Inova Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Last saturday I went to the library with my wife and kids. We got some really fun, educational books for the kids and a few cartoons. I forgot my 'to read list' so I manually browsed the alphabet and sure enough came to the 'G'.There they were. Phantom en Confessor. Brick seized. I hesitated a moment and then thought: I need to know myself. I need this experience. Something will die inside me but hey, I drink alcohol so I kill brain cells regularly. This is just a different way to do it.To make a long story short, I packet those 2 doorstopper and we went to check them out. While putting the books in my bag I realized there were people all around me. Some waiting for me to step aside, other checking out book at the next counter. A flash of panic surged through me; what if they think I like GK? Will they spit on me? Take my kids in protective custody? or just give a look of utter loathing.Then I thought Im a Lemming goddammit and the grand inquisitor at that. I need to know for myself. I came this far and this is my chance to finish it!Of course no one give me those looks and I took the books home. I give myself time until 'The Judging Eye' arrives to read them. I know I can do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 We'll miss you, Ray. :crying: *holds candlelit vigil*...though if you could manage a running commentary as you read, that would be awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exa Inova Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Dont worry. The only thing in jeapardy is my bullshit-o-meter. Only a few pages in and Klahn starts mastrubating over a mini statue. Couple pages further and Dick makes everybody look like a bunch of dicks.Remember when we were Lemming style amazed that Dicky boy could talk algabra smack dispite being a simple woodsguide? Well he took it to another level.Nicci already gushing over his uber manlyness and is (already/again/still) prepared to give up her life in an instant. So much for choosing life I guess.Since both books are like 700+ pages I was a little concerned. But after reading for an hour and being over page 100 im not concerned. Reminds me that I once started a topic about reading speed, well Im breaking all my old records without trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Although the Tairy threads are only loosely related to Ms Rand, I thought the lemmings might appreciate this - The Abridged Atlas Shrugged :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Stolen from another thread. Apparently there are some Metal bands that read Goodkind. :lol: (NSFW ish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Although the Tairy threads are only loosely related to Ms Rand, I thought the lemmings might appreciate this - The Abridged Atlas Shrugged :lol:Beautiful! My heart weeps manly tears at the beauty of this beautiful tear inducing work. Tears weep beautifully down my manly face as my heart enjoys the beauty of this piece. Let it be known that the manly author of this beautiful yet manly masterpiece is hereby inducted into the Lemming fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Although the Tairy threads are only loosely related to Ms Rand, I thought the lemmings might appreciate this - The Abridged Atlas Shrugged :lol:I think I should share this with the girl in my book club who loves Atlas Shrugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Listen, and hear me my Lemming children. Our brotherhood of mockery has been called into question by the lazy socialist overlords of this board! They say that not only are we no longer relevant, but that we were never relevant, and that our continued existence tarnishes the brilliance of their shinning collective. We can not let this stand! We must rise up and live our lives in a way that will show the world how very special each individual amongst us is! By this I mean that we must step it up in our mockery. I want more in-depth posts from the smart types, more witty quips from the funny types, and most of all I want more parodies from the creative types. Do this my children and we shall prevail! We shall raise our mighty, individual boots and crush these naysayers like the centipede they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pita Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Dick jokes are funny!NAMBLE COCK!WE WILL SURVIVE!...We don't really have much to do until TG gets interviewed again or releases another book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 On the 4th day of the 2010. AY (anno yeardeni), the prophet Myshkin did come and speak amongst the people, behooving them toward righteousness and celerious individualism. The people did rise up and say unto the prophet:"Is this one of those fucking forked prophecies, or is the a fork of a fork of a dead branch that was cited by prior prophets some time ago? Or is this actually the true branch and we've been living under a false one for the last 46 threads?"And the people did feel their things rise at the remembrance of 40 fucking pages explaining how prophecies worked in every motherfucking book. And when their things had risen to their full height, the people didst go forth, kicking jaws and slaying the protestors of peace.And the spirit of the Yeard was upon them, and they did rise up and live their lives all over the faces of the lemmings. And the Yeard did smile, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and orangutans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
explopyro Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I'd been wondering what happened to this thread...Exa Inova, I've read those books and I'd like to urge you to reconsider (but I won't, because it won't work anyway). Phantom in particular is one of the most painful reading experiences I think I've ever had... Confessor was pretty bad too, but at least there was some mild catharsis in knowing that afterward I'd never have to read Goodkind again.On another front... does anyone know anything about the second season of Legend of the Seeker? I can't bring myself to watch it, but I'm curious if it's gotten any worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel to Law of Nines. Goodkind must be furiously busy reading other people's books for ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exa Inova Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I'd been wondering what happened to this thread...Exa Inova, I've read those books and I'd like to urge you to reconsider (but I won't, because it won't work anyway). Phantom in particular is one of the most painful reading experiences I think I've ever had... Confessor was pretty bad too, but at least there was some mild catharsis in knowing that afterward I'd never have to read Goodkind again.On another front... does anyone know anything about the second season of Legend of the Seeker? I can't bring myself to watch it, but I'm curious if it's gotten any worse.Only 200 pages to go in Phantom. Was greatly amused to actually READ that the order soldiers eat testicles. Its a delicacy. They even have special castrate troops.Last night I laughed and cried at the almost rape scene of Kahlan. She can go badass to wimp and back again in one sentence. Killing men twice her seize with easy to crumble to a weeping wimp the next second.Lots of mini speeches by all involved, even Jagang joins in on the act.Anyway, I will finish this...........shit. Jordan dead, Herbert dead. The yeard finished his masterpiece and I mock him first hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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