House Connington Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 And you're proud of that are you?A Smurf for being an insufferable smart ass. :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Redfort Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 You are all ruining christmas with your lack of dwarfishness, I appear to be the only real dwarf on the job here. Mini, you are clearly a very small human posing as a dwarf which is an insult to my race, for shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Connington Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 You are all ruining christmas with your lack of dwarfishness, I appear to be the only real dwarf on the job here. Mini, you are clearly a very small human posing as a dwarf which is an insult to my race, for shame!Why do we have to celebrate Christmas? Just because we have Santa as our slave doesn't mean we can't celebrate multi-culturalism. I myself follow Smurmfism and plan to celebrate Smurfmas. And, you know, jews and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dondarrion Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Why do we have to celebrate Christmas? Just because we have Santa as our slave doesn't mean we can't celebrate multi-culturalism. I myself follow Smurmfism and plan to celebrate Smurfmas. And, you know, jews and stuff.You celebrate Jews? I'm not sure that even Jewish people go so far as to celebrate individual Jews. Smurfs are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Tully Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Well, hi there!I know only half of us and I wonder where the rest of you was when we had our secret dwarf meetings.Oompah Loompah does not even look like a dwarf, but like an elf on (very bad) drugs! :thumbsdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Connington Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 You celebrate Jews? I'm not sure that even Jewish people go so far as to celebrate individual Jews. Smurfs are weird.Isn't it your naptime? <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dondarrion Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Isn't it your naptime? <_<When you nap as often as I do you develop strange ninja skillz. Mere sleep cannot prevent me from posting. :ninja:I know only half of us and I wonder where the rest of you was when we had our secret dwarf meetings.I'm not sure I'd be so fast to admit that I was at a secret meeting that only some of us were part of if I were you. If only all elves confessed so readily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Mooton Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Is this the part where I'm supposed to make a smurf joke? Because I never watched that show when I was a a kid. :blushing:That's unpossible!Smurfs was my favorite show ever.If the plural of of wolf is wolves then shouldn't Smurfs be Smurves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 ...and my axe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Redfort Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 ...and my axeNow there's a real dwarf :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Sorry, I thought it was my cue. I admit to feeling a little possessed at the moment and not quite myself. These are strange days indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Durin the Deathless! :cheers: I thought you were dead. :unsure:Zombie Dwarf! :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dayne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Finally some dwarves I can identify with. Real dwarves - ones who live underground and like it. None of those 'cute' dwarves who only work in the mines, but actually live aboveground in a cottage with a female thrall. A blight on the face of dwarfdom everywhere. And don't even get me started on the little orange thing - almost as bad as the blue one. He probably doesn't even like gold. A travesty I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Dondarrion Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Finally some dwarves I can identify with. Real dwarves - ones who live underground and like it. None of those 'cute' dwarves who only work in the mines, but actually live aboveground in a cottage with a female thrall. A blight on the face of dwarfdom everywhere. And don't even get me started on the little orange thing - almost as bad as the blue one. He probably doesn't even like gold. A travesty I tell you.Hi hoooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Baratheon Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Hi hoooooooooooooooooo!Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Targaryen Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 It is day 1.14 players remain: A Smurf*, Alberich, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Durin, Gimli, Grummpy*, Happy, Mini Me, Oompah Loompah, Sleeppy*, Sneezy, Tyrion L*.8 votes are needed for a conviction or 7 to go to night.1 vote for A Smurf* (Sleeppy*)1 vote for Alberich (Mini Me)1 vote for Mini Me (Durin)1 vote for Oompah Loompah (Bashful)1 vote for Sleeppy* (A Smurf*)9 players have not voted: Alberich, Doc, Dopey, Gimli, Grummpy*, Happy, Oompah Loompah, Sneezy, Tyrion L*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Corbray Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Time to see the Doctor :leer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Time to see the Doctor :leer:I'm not sure you're a real doctor. Do you have any proof of your qualification? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Thorne Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Hi hoooooooooooooooooo!Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!..Dodgy dodgy dodgy.SSlleeppyy is clearly trying to communicate to Santa that he's around, which suggests he is a killer. This is obvious as the hoooooooooooooo is clearly based on Santa's Ho Ho Ho. The hi prior to this makes me think that SSlleeppyy is trying to let Santa know who he is.As for HHaappyy, the Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold also scans well with Ho ho ho ho etc and could be a reciprication from Santa to let SSlleeppyy know that the message has been received.Guilty guilty guilty.SSlleeppyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Targaryen Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 There have been a few minor rule clarifications on the rule post at the top. Go re-read it if you must!edit: Okay, the gist of it is yes, there's a CF. And the santa gift sack is inherited by someone if Santa dies... The gifts must flow! No faction changing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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