Kat Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 "My car still smells like the dead hipster great white shark that was in my backseat yesterday."That one, I had to ask. Because I thought it might be slang or something. For, I dunno. Sex with a hipster in the car or something.Turns out she was at the beach with a friend and a shark up and died right on the sand right there in front of them. And they decided it was an excellent opportunity for free fish, so they stuffed it in the backseat but put a plaid shirt over it just in case you're not supposed to salvage shark corpses and someone noticed. Except the tail was sticking out the window, so, well, you know.Why can't I have normal friends? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lany Freelove Cassandra Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Why can't I have normal friends? :unsure:Normal is soooo over rated. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Fury Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 "Cheryl Kutz Babysitten then headen to babes gunna be a good night :)""Taylor Mayers Fucking wannabes. Get your own fucking style.""Kelly Barrett Okay...so I am just gonna put this out there...My kids principal is HOT! Older, handsome and in a suit- SOOOOO my type! Gonna have to do something about that ring on his finger though~He remembered my name though- Haaaaay :)""Ryan Schwingy I love getting payed.""Jessica Plinske LeCuyer likes By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass! on ♥.""Michael Caden proper wants a drunky time in sunny newcastel ore somethig xx"all from today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I don't really see stupid posts (thankfully) but I was pretty amused by this...SO YOU THINK YOU CAN OINK: We're searching for a real miniature potbelly pig with a "stage mom" for a "starring" role in Oklahoma! Call XXX at XXX or email XXX for piggy auditions.GO PIG SEARCH 2010!Its from a theater I "liked" on Facebook. :lol:As for Farmville, I ended up "liking" IF ANYBODY SENDS ME ANYMORE MORE FARMVILLE REQUEST I AM GOING TO BURN YOUR CROPS AND KILL YOUR ANIMALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 How do I set a laser printer to stun?I kinda like that, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 What's with the "♥" after every post informing me that someone likes something on ♥? Where did that come from and how do I destroy it?I am starting to utterly despise facebook. But I'm not strong enough to quit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU-RAY Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 What's with the "♥" after every post informing me that someone likes something on ♥? Where did that come from and how do I destroy it?I am starting to utterly despise facebook. But I'm not strong enough to quit it.I feel like that's some sort of insidious nonsense and implies that the person involved did not, in fact, "like" that thing, whatever it is; sort of a weird spam situation.Also, currently, it's the one about copying peoples' statii to see if they notice. You know who you are. Mr. X. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalThor Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 American Airlines updated 737 has 120v outlets on some of their seats. Good for charging cellphhones when stuck on the tarmac during thunderstorms.I really needed to know this. This guy does this all the time, including photos from his phone coupled with, "Where am I?". *sigh* He may be the next one that gets deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbor Gold Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 American Airlines updated 737 has 120v outlets on some of their seats. Good for charging cellphhones when stuck on the tarmac during thunderstorms.Wow, thanks for posting this! I find it very interesting. If this showed up on my news feed, I would probably 'like' it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I love this thread. It reminded me of that one relative that I have to keep hidden for these sorts of things. So, I checked his page and sure enough:My mom bought me a 40 pack of Magnums, yay mom :) haha....I really don't want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solmyr Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I found a solution to the facebook problem a long time ago. Just don't use it. Works like a charm. I guess, tho, once you get hooked it's as hard to give up as the Windows OS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Nothing too awful on there today. I did defriend most of my old schoolfriends acquaintances who used to spam all those OUTRAGE group invites like "KILLERS OF BABY P SHOULD BE TORTURED WITH KNIVES OF FIRE!!!!!!", so it's pretty rare that anything too annoying turns up, but I still have a mate that occasionally posts some climate-change-denial bullshit. :bang: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Lord Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I love this guy, but come on...can anyone tell me what time is it in cali?Google...instead of hoping someone responds in a timely manner. Or learn maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koudoulis Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 i have 391 friends and i have zero dumb status updates , three funny ones and two interesting ones in the last 22 hours. and as you see i have nothing else worthwhile to do.thinking of declaring an early weekend start ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlot Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 This morning:Ms._______ played "What Sexual Organ Are You? You are a Rectum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'm suddenly alternitively sadded and pleased that I have so few Forum Friends on my Facebook... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mashiara Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 You laugh, I'll laugh. You cry, I'll cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll scream "Can I have your new cell phone?"It doesn't make much sense to me but it's not the stupidest status update I've seen. I have some weird FB friends. And that's excluding people from the board. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Kilimaro Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 "Jessica Plinske LeCuyer likes By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass! on ♥."all from today.Stuff like this one is why this thread exists. I particularly like how you took it to the next level and threw the guilty party's names right out there.I checked a relatively mundane news feed when I looked in on the homies this morning, but I remembered this gem from two days ago:The Hello Kitty Online US/Canada server has been down all day. I'm going through withdrawal. :(I feel like that speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 my girlfriends crazy anorexic friend recently had 'you all know how sick and lonely i am, if you don't start making more of an effort i might as well just kill myself'. and you people wanted me to invite this crazy bitch into my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 my girlfriends crazy anorexic friend recently had 'you all know how sick and lonely i am, if you don't start making more of an effort i might as well just kill myself'. and you people wanted me to invite this crazy bitch into my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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