wolverine Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 This one, which I assume is a princess escaping from her kingdom atop David Bowie.LOL anyone would be pretty hard pressed to find one worse than that.David Bowie makes a great griffin/human cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthmail Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Robot Commando? Fucking sweet!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamjm Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Then, there's always this...I read a lot of the Fighting Fantasy books when I was a child, I must have somehow never seen that one in a bookshop, since if I did I don't know how I could possibly have resisted reading a book featuring a giant Robot Commando fighting a T-Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 This one, which I assume is a princess escaping from her kingdom atop David Bowie.This is one of the few covers in existence capable of producing a simultaneous gag and laugh reflex, resulting in near death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigei Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Robots and dinosaurs fighting? The Robot Commando cover is great! I know someone who would love it to pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spastic Plastic Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Robots and dinosaurs fighting? The Robot Commando cover is great! I know someone who would love it to pieces.Is he your kid, and under the age of five? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthmail Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Is he your kid, and under the age of five? If by under the age of five, you mean under the age of thirty-five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red snow Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 This cover must be the lowest of the low. No, actually, that's probably the best cover I've ever seen for any book, ever. I seriously want to read it, just to find out what the fuck is happening here.I agree at first it's ridiculous and then it becomes intriguing. I actually loved the non-roleplaying Lone-wolf series when I was a kid as it was one of the few series for kids where major characters died. The covers never looked as bad as that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I also recall the Lone-Wolf universe was like...super bloody and nasty, with a lot of evil shit goin' down. It really wasn't for kids but I bet thats who most of the readers were, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigei Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Is he your kid, and under the age of five?Not my kid but he is under 5. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stego Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Not my kid but he is under 5. :)I bet Yagathai would love it, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordwalker Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 This one, which I assume is a princess escaping from her kingdom atop David Bowie.That really made me laugh, I wasn't expecting that. There is a bit of....mucus on my screen now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor Barksdale Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Ok, that is fucking epic awesome. The family unit is like a roving weapons platform? With poison arrows no less. Sign me fucking UP!The author has allowed Caverns of Kalte and many other Lone Wolf books to be be published online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastard of Godsgrace Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Well, this is sure something:http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/p/cameron-pierce/ass-goblins-of-auschwitz.htmI found it on a LOL site and I thought it is a fake, so I checked fantasticfiction and nope it is a real book. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Thats....kind of interesting, from an aesthetic perspective, I guess. It's like the literary equivelant of one of those modern art dead shark or something pieces. Or maybe someone really is reading it un-ironically, who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Quite a few pages can be read on the amazon “Look inside” feature. No sentient trees, as far as I can tell, so it can’t be that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastimancer Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Eh, that's what you get when you go dumpster diving into bizarro fiction. Here's a bunch more. They sound like the result of a twitter contest between bored authors to see who can come up with the most ridiculous title. Except they are real. And that kind of takes the humor out of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagilki Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 there's a book entitled "Baby Jesus Butt Plugg"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beniowa Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 What's even more disturbing is that someone felt compelled to write a book based on a real world sex toy, which is, yes indeed, the baby jesus butt plug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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