julandro Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 Please. DO NOT BE SARCASTIC!!! Anyone who has read the book, know that Lancel and Cersei, fucked a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Well, clearly this is important for a real sense of verisimilitude. I'd also like to remind you all that King Robert must have eaten a lot, also, in order to get so fat. I'm expecting at least half the first few episodes to concentrate on Mark Addy stuffing his face with lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Sparrow Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Okay, don't mean to sound naive, but this one has me scratching my head.I don't think that's really a sex thing; I think it's a reference to giving somebody the "Dutch oven," ie, farting and then holding their head under the covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Frequency, Duration and Quality of Canine-Style Coitus Between Westerosi First Cousins: A Studythe Enforcer, X. et al. Journal of Human Sexuality, 2010.There's no way they won't grant me tenure after I get that published. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spastic Plastic Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Please. DO NOT BE SARCASTIC!!! Anyone who has read the book, know that Lancel and Cersei, fucked a lot.Do you think I was sarcastic? Do my posts read sarcastic to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Okay, don't mean to sound naive, but this one has me scratching my head.And let us all remember that a fucking like dogs scene can be tasteful.Honey, I guess you've never been on the receiving end of a Dutch Oven. Lucky girl. Dub did that to me the first night we lived together. Please. DO NOT BE SARCASTIC!!! Anyone who has read the book, know that Lancel and Cersei, fucked a lot.Julandro, I was not being sarcastic. I love your enthusiasm. Some people get excited by the battle scenes, others can't wait to see the Hand's Tourney, but you, you just want to see some cousin-fucking. I have to respect that. Although honestly, I'm shocked you aren't more in the the Jaime/Cersei fuckfest. Talk about people who Got. It. ON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 In all seriousness, I'm really looking forward to some Jaime/Cersei sex scenes. :wideeyed: Forget cousin fucking, let's get to the twincest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julandro Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 Mya Stone. Thank you for your comment.Please answer me what do you think? Do you think that show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julandro Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 People. Cersie not only has sex with Jaime. I like to have sex with other characters such as his cousin Lancel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 People. Cersie not only has sex with Jaime. I like to have sex with other characters such as his cousin Lancel.Yeah, she gets around, but the sex isn't always "on screen." We find out she was screwing Lancel after. As much as we might enjoy the sexy scene, it works better that we find out later when Lancel was being questioned by Tyrion. I'm sure if the show goes to a fourth season we will get some Kettleblack and Mrryish Swamp scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spastic Plastic Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 I like to have sex with other characters such as his cousin Lancel.I also love to have sex with my cousin Lancel. Welcome to the club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Breaking news! A rough cut of the first Lancel and Cersei . NSFW, also possibly THFW (TooHotForWork)I don't think that's really a sex thing; I think it's a reference to giving somebody the "Dutch oven," ie, farting and then holding their head under the covers.Dude, not really a sex thing? The dutch oven is like my number one move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Dude, not really a sex thing? The dutch oven is like my number one move.Because a dutch oven with a number two movement would just be gross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Stubs, that's a line you can't uncross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So1ar Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 since we're on this topic...i bet the alaskian pipeline is a popular move in the north. or in this case, the winterfell pipeline.urban dictionary it. you'll laugh later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 What about a Jaime/Cersei?Lancel threeway? Better known as a Lannister Logjam? Also called the old Casterly Rock Kebab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julandro Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 I have not harmed anyone. Stop! Bastards! :thumbsdown: :crying: :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'shaman Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Julandro,What do you think of the scene where Cersei and Jaime have sex while she is on her period? Is that scene very important, do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julandro Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 No opinion at all. I want to see the sex scene with Lancel.(eugen Simon and Lena Headey) hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I'd like to see a scene between Gregor and his secret gay lover. But will HBO dare to show us Brokeback Mountain That Rides??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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