Xray the Enforcer Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I'd like to see a scene between Gregor and his secret gay lover. But will HBO dare to show us Brokeback Mountain That Rides???Nuh-uh. I want true verisimilitude, and that means that I want to see the scene with Edmure Tully where he inherits the nickname "Floppy Fish." Despite it happening years before the books start, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT for people to see the whole scene unfold, to understand his character.FUCK. LIKE FISH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 This opens up a whole new realm of licensing possibilities. Prequels based on past sexual escapades! Watch with horrified fascination Oberyn Martell's journeys in the east, serving under the Golden (Shower) Company! Gasp in shock at the first time Jaime suggests to Cersei that he take her 'Beyond-the-Wall'! Learn why they really call him the High Sparrow in "Septon's Special Suprise"! What makes Catelyn's river run? Could it be a Littlefinger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Lord Yronwood starring in this Westerosi porn classic: Guarding the Boneway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 :lmao: Much applause for this thread! Despite the strange ads I'm getting in the sidebar. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delete this account pls Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 A young Dothraki trying to earn cash on the mean streets of Pentos. Khal Drogo is ... MIDNIGHT HORSEBOY.Everybody's talking at me, I don't hear a word they're saying. Only the echoes of my pretty hair bells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Khal and Mirri Make a Porno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 :lol:Dirty Dany Does Dothrak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sis Who Swears Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 :lmao:I'm thinking there should be plenty of fodder for a Barely LegalTM series.But really if we're going for sheer volume, I think The Red Viper is our man. So many um.. angles to go with: Threeways... and I bet if we delved deeper that number is higher than threeBlondes OnlySwings Both WaysFucks Anything That Moves... take that you dog fucker!!Also his name is a SNAKE for ffs. Brilliance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaldanya Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Khal and Mirri Make a Porno?:lmao:Here, Stubby, one not-so-shiny-in-fact-a-little-bit-grimey internet for your delectation. You have won the thread, sir.Nps altho' it was a close run thing with STOP! YOU BASTARDS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Forel Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Dear lord, this thread is equal parts disturbing and hilarious :lmao: A+Winter is Coming got me good, FWIW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nichole Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 A young Dothraki trying to earn cash on the mean streets of Pentos. Khal Drogo is ... MIDNIGHT HORSEBOY.Everybody's talking at me, I don't hear a word they're saying. Only the echoes of my pretty hair bells...Very glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this one. My computer would have been soaked.Thanks Brady, my coworkers are wondering what is so funny. It is not exactly easy to explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Very glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this one. My computer would have been soaked.Thanks Brady, my coworkers are wondering what is so funny. It is not exactly easy to explain.Are you saying that the most popular topic of conversation at your work is not transforming normal scenes, movies, books, etc. into pornos?Uh ... I mean .. it's totally out of the ordinary for me, as well. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kungtotte Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 You people are perverts.I knew there was a reason I felt at home on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Stone Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 As much as I hate to interrupt the fun, I do feel the need to point out one fact from the book - Cersei and Lancel do not seem to have a particularly passionate sex life. Cersei is using Lancel as a fill-in for her absent brother. Only Lancel seems truly keen on the affair. She barely gives a damn about him, about sex, about anything save her children and her incompetent lust for power.She gets away with being blasé about sex with everyone save Jaime because she has classic beauty and a classic figure. But she seems totally incapable of actual passion.So I would deny julandro's assertion that they 'f*** like dogs'. More like a dog and his owners' leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexia Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 As much as I hate to interrupt the fun, I do feel the need to point out one fact from the book - Cersei and Lancel do not seem to have a particularly passionate sex life. Yeah, I vaguely recall reading something about how she stared up at his growing mustache while he did his thing. Didn't sound like that much fun to me. :rofl: at this thread though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrupted disciple Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 epic thread. they will Show it as flashback or Not at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbor Gold Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yeah, I vaguely recall reading something about how she stared up at his growing mustache while he did his thing. That's right! Between this and the fact that Lancel "spilled his seed" on her belly, I think the Fucking Like Dogs theory has been debunked. Sounds like standard missionary to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracarys! Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Frequency, Duration and Quality of Canine-Style Coitus Between Westerosi First Cousins: A Studythe Enforcer, X. et al. Journal of Human Sexuality, 2010.There's no way they won't grant me tenure after I get that published.:lmao: This thread wins everything, and julandro, you rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ran Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Do you think they could play "Bad Touch" when Lancel and Cersei Are. Fucking. Like. Dogs!?"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Do you think they could play "Bad Touch" when Lancel and Cersei Are. Fucking. Like. Dogs!?"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"I was kinda thinking that the NiN Closer would be more accurate: "I wanna fuck you like an animal...you get me closer to God." -Lancel Lannister, as translated by Trent Reznor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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