Happy Ent Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 His face a mask of solid oak[...]Beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEvilKing Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 :cheers: Excellent stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhadamanth Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Hilarious stuff, Incariol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 And I just had to do this...For fuck's sake, please give me some credit!I wouldn't weep. . . :ninja: Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borque Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 Oops. I now realize I probably should have posted this after your Songs of the Dying Earth results are in...On the bright side, I did give you a manly squared beard though. And handsome brown eyes. Oh well.:leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 And don't forget, my face a mask of solid oak. I'm sure chicks dig that! :PPatrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted November 19, 2010 Share Posted November 19, 2010 And don't forget, my face a mask of solid oak. I'm sure chicks dig that! :PThey do, but you don’t have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 No, no, you'd keep silent about Pat's lack of a face, and then begin your study who he is, and what is he. You'd notice others like him, too, like Wert and the like, and discover that Reviewers are one of the weapon-races of the ... (I'm at a blank at a literary equivalent of the Consult, Publishing Companies, who seek the resurrection of the Twilight-God?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lies And Perfidy Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Bans came swirling down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Though you guys obviously don't deserve it, I'll nevertheless throw you a bone. :PTWLW is 205,000 words long, which makes it a much bigger book than TJE, which weighed in at 152,000 words...Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibandar Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Yes, but we already knew that from Scott, who said it was a beast of a book and the size of Warrior Prophet.So in the spirit of Christmas generosity, maybe you could say if your word file includes the character & faction glossary, and if yes, are there any new players on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 He'd need permission from Scott, brah, and really are so you impatient? I've waited half my life for ADwD, I can wait for WLW just fine.(But, Pat, if you need some advice or are confused by something in the book, don't hesitate to send it to me. For example, if you were to go blind, and needed someone to read the book to you over Skype...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Yes, the file includes the index of characters and the glossary. As to whether or not they include anything new, my lips are sealed. . . ;)Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastard of Godsgrace Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Well, it would be rather strange if such a long book didn't feature even one new character, wouldn't it?:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calibandar Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Well, worth a try wasn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Just posted a quote from TWLW on the Hotlist, if anyone is interested. . . :)Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Just posted a quote from TWLW on the Hotlist, if anyone is interested. . . :)PatrickAh, was hoping for a paragraph excerpt, but an aphorism is better than nothing at all :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 In my attempt to find out more information on this Pat person, I clicked on the link in his signature. Google Chrome did not like that, tells me that site hosts malware.Yep, my Avira alert came up with malware/spyware warnings a few times as well and I finally stopped reading his blog. It's those damn ads, I suspect.Can't have been a Chrome thing; I use IE8. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Oop North Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Well, if it makes you feel any better, Bakker absolutely despise Word. Took him days to try to format the ms into something readable, an attempt he gave up.As for killing me, you should know by now that I'm used to death threats. I was the only reviewers who got his hands on the last three Malazan books beforehand, after all. Bribes, folks. They are so underrated, I find. . . :smoking: PatrickAh, but Montreal is so cost-effective to visit ... :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat5150 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Haven't had a whole lot of time to read TWLW because I'm moving soon and I have to get my shit together, but so far the book is quite good. :)Stay tuned for more!Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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