Bakker XII: Spoilers for PON, TJE, and WLW

[Amun]

I have a question for Pat. Is there a new map. Maybe a detailed version of the north like the western Three Seas map in the Prince of Nothing. I mean there are two story lines taking place there with the Great Ordeal and Akka/Mimara.

[Tears of Lys]

I don't recall anything in Second Apocalypse that was (intentionally) funny.

What?? You didn't think Akka has quite a few good lines? And a few of the early campfire scenes with Zin, Akka, Kellhus, Esme, & Serwe were pretty funny - especially the one where Kellhus is sending up Cnaiur. I miss the Comic Kellhus. :sigh: The guy had promise.

I remove those tough black semen and night soil stains from my samite robes with Aurax. When your clothes don't just need cleaning, or even deep-down cleaning, but deep down orifices-that-you-didn't-have cleaning via limbs and tentacles that shouldn't exist cleaning, choose Aurax!

:lol:

See! The story line is a fertile ground for all sorts of humor.

:leaving:

[pat5150]

I have a question for Pat. Is there a new map. Maybe a detailed version of the north like the western Three Seas map in the Prince of Nothing. I mean there are two story lines taking place there with the Great Ordeal and Akka/Mimara.

Scott sent me a Word file containing the last copy-edit from the manuscript, so I have no idea whether or not TWLW will feature new maps...

Patrick

[jurble]

There's tons of opportunity to make humor from these books.

You know like those shitty 4chan comics? You make tons of those starring Sil, king of the Inchoroi.

"SIR! WE'VE GOT THE NONMEN ON THE ROPES! OUR NONMAN ALLIES MAKE THEIR SORCERY INEFFECTIVE, AND OUR LASERS CANNOT BE MATCHED! What are your orders?"

"Wear the corpses of the Nonman dead!"

"Wait, what? That'll make our Nonman allies uncomfortable!"

"WEAR THEIR CORPSES DAMN IT."

Or

"Sir, we've ingratiated ourselves into their society as doctors, should give them all smallpox?"

"No."

"How about AIDS? It'll make them hesitant to breed!"

"No."

"Bird flu?"

"No, damn it, I want you to make them all immortal."

"What?"

"WE CANNOT LOSE."

(I know Sil was dead by that point, but still, it'd be funny.)

[Cantabile]

4chan would be the perfect fanbase to appreciate Bakker, if only they were literate :P

[lokisnow]

4chan would be the perfect fanbase to appreciate Bakker, if only they were literate :P

that's why he needs to be adapted into an anime series or a Graphic Novel.

[Spastic Plastic]

Well, we already have the Inchoroi which will appeal to the anime-addicted otaku demographic.

Now we need underaged schoolgirls.

[Cantabile]

I feel like there have been repeated suggestions in the Bakker threads that there is some sort of tentacle porn theme, but there really isn't. Is this just some wishful thinking on the part of you lot?

The Inchoroi are the literary version of tentacle monsters.

[Curethan]

More like the inverse analog.... inchoroi using their phallic apendages like tentacles to propel themselves around, sadisticly denying the poor, rape-starved schoolgirls that await.

[Papirolle]

Imagine what Bakker would turn E.T. into.

Hahaha, E.T. - rapefiend from beyond the stars. I would pay money to see that! :smileysex:

EDIT: The tagline for that movie would be "Don't be fooled by his size!"

[Galactus]

Shauriatas

That's only four syllables isn't it? Shau-Ri-A-Tas.

[red snow]

Hahaha, E.T. - rapefiend from beyond the stars. I would pay money to see that! :smileysex:

EDIT: The tagline for that movie would be "Don't be fooled by his size!"

It wouldn't be a glowing finger on his hand, that's for sure.

Bakker's earwa series is more about being in the "spirit" of tentacle rape in that it has demons who are always willing to be side-tracked by a bit of raping - especially if it involves creating new orifices. Evil black semen always goes down well too...

I agree with wert though in that humour is not something that leaps out in the series. I think it would ruin the tone if we had abercrombie moments in it. That said Kelmonas is kind of funny with his hatred of everyone (actually all the egomaniac POVs have a twisted sense of fun)