Ski the Swift Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I've been told an Australian song of the likes needs to be placed at the beginning of the thread, this may not live up to the greatness of previous songs. To you who do not like it I say "Too fucking bad!"Without further adieu:In West Wallsend its flannos and motorbikesBar Beach its a surfing lifeCooks Hill they're being artyEast end party, party, party!Iso, Caro lock your doorsOr if your lucky pull down your drawsHamos cosmopolitanThrosby Creek looks great but I'd skip the swimHe got out a Civic StationWalked across the linesSaw the big penis and said "Where the fuck am I?"Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHIts so beautiful my dearThey can bury me here Does show, bucks nightPubcrawls in a double deckerDickheads in a fightProbably over someones hairThe JR is rocking hardWith black T-shirts and mini skirtsJumpclub , Fannwaas"Oh can we get a cab , coz my feet hurt"Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHIts so beautiful my dearThey can bury me hereWith Kae-Sahn on the radioAnd orange shit in the sky(Mayfield)The tourist grabbed his road map and said "Where the fuck am I?"Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHIts so beautiful my dearThey can bury me here Well its time to headIts getting uglyShitfaced peopleWith the munchiesThey migrate to maccasOr Hamburger HavenBeer and mull and egg and baconThe bogey hole for skinny dippinStrezlecki car park kissingSome are sightseeingSome I bet areAt John Hunter nine months laterWith thirty thousand people screaming "Go the Knights!"The footballer looked around him and said "Where the fuck am I?"Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHIts so beautiful my dearThey can bury me here Whos been to the Beaches on a Sunday night?Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHAnd who,'s driven over Stockton bridge and seen the city lights at night?Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHBecause I've been to Nobby's to watch the dawnNearly pissed my pants from a ships fog hornBOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROH!Newcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHNewcastle OH OH OH OH OH OH OHIts so beautiful my dearThey can bury me hereA link of the song for all you fans: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyelesbarrow Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Every time I lay my eyes on the bottle of alcohol decorating my desk, I think about you Ski. One day, I'll drunk-text you while I'm at work. :cheers: Paxy, about your cousin from the previous thread, :grouphug: Next year will be better. /goes back to ignoring Aussie thread :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski the Swift Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Every time I lay my eyes on the bottle of alcohol decorating my desk, I think about you Ski. One day, I'll drunk-text you while I'm at work. :cheers: Please marry me? :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebus Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 God DAMN you Ski! After clicking that link I now have "Newcastle! Oh oh oh oh oh ohohohoh!" running around in my brain.SHIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 *is refusing to click link* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 *is refusing to click link*Wise brook is wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxter Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Paxy, about your cousin from the previous thread, :grouphug: Next year will be better. /goes back to ignoring Aussie thread :PThanks EB.But seriously, don't ignore the Aussies thread. Where else on the board will you find AFL talk, the lyrics to songs about a shite East Coast town and Pure Blonde jokes at my expense?Also, I stand by the comment I made earlier today that Ski has now sigged. Who the fuck wouldn't take the Giant Ram over the Big Banana? :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski the Swift Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 Thanks EB.But seriously, don't ignore the Aussies thread. Where else on the board will you find AFL talk, the lyrics to songs about a shite East Coast town and Pure Blonde jokes at my expense?Also, I stand by the comment I made earlier today that Ski has now sigged. Who the fuck wouldn't take the Giant Ram over the Big Banana? :leaving:Do not lie Prearts!!!I have the entire conversation in context! You just on a massive deck orgy rampage.Also, no AFL talk please :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyelesbarrow Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Thanks EB.But seriously, don't ignore the Aussies thread. Where else on the board will you find AFL talk, the lyrics to songs about a shite East Coast town and Pure Blonde jokes at my expense?You forgot cricket. /falls asleepI almost clicked the link. But then I read the lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxter Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Do not lie Prearts!!!I have the entire conversation in context! You just on a massive deck orgy rampage.Yeah, I'm on a real massive "deck" orgy rampage. Whatever that is.Now, back to the AFL discussion...@eyeles: That cricket comment wounded me. I forgive you though because you didn't click Ski's link. Also, you are now the second-highest poster in the Aussies thread...we're converting you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yeah, I'm on a real massive "deck" orgy rampage. Whatever that is.Whatever it is its on at my place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxter Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Whatever it is its on at my place.:lol: Yeah, you and laoise just love the deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski the Swift Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 :lol: Yeah, you and laoise just love the deck.Prearts you even went over to see Stubby's deck!PS: Looks like you're getting heaps of study in. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 We have been oiling the deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxter Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Prearts you even went over to see Stubby's deck!PS: Looks like you're getting heaps of study in. :thumbsup:You're a deckhead Ski.And yeah, I'm getting so much study in that I'm going back to chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski the Swift Posted October 7, 2010 Author Share Posted October 7, 2010 This threads subtitle has been changed accordingly to Prearts love of decks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 This threads subtitle has been changed accordingly to Prearts love of decks.Hmph. I thought the subtitle was referring to the thread starter.But what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyelesbarrow Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 We have been oiling the deck.I first read this as "boiling" the deck. Oh, Australia. Here I am, in the land of the decks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arantius Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 It’s a year to the day since my 21 year old cousin died in his sleep, after losing his silent battle with an ice addiction. Though a year has passed and I’ve mostly comes to terms with his death, the memories have returned recently. Brendan was born three days before me and we did most things together as kids, including attending the same kindy and primary school. The most enduring memories of my childhood involve me and my cousins embarking on some crazy adventure or other at our family’s orchard, and he was always right there in the thick of it. Brendan was outgoing, enthusiastic, charismatic, fiercely loyal to his mates and eager to have new experiences and broaden his horizons. He had an incredible passion for life and a very clear idea of what he thought happiness and “winning at life” felt like. In many ways I looked up to him because he always seemed to have a much greater sense of direction than me: who he wanted to be, what he wanted to do, where he wanted to go. And I’m sure that he would have fought with every ounce of his strength before his addiction defeated him. To this day I don’t know what drove him to drugs, but whatever the issues were, I’ll live to regret the fact that he never felt able to discuss them openly with me. There are a lot of unanswered questions and they’ll probably remain unanswered. The only thing that I can say for certain is that Glory games haven’t been the same since.Pax, I'm really sorry to hear that but I'm glad you shared it with us. Losing someone is always tough, especially someone you've been so close to. It doesn't matter that it was a year ago, you'll always remember him and that's right. It's sad that he felt he couldn't share his problems with you but don't blame yourself for not being able to help. :grouphug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxter Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Thanks R.Summer is officially here - just got back from the first day of cricket at the WACA. We were comprehensively outplayed by the Vics, I got told off for talking too loudly in the Members' stand and the Freo Doctor came in at around 3:30 pm to cool the 30 degree day. All is well in the world :thumbsup:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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