TrueMetis Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 At worst Santa does no harm at best he "encourages imagination, kindness and co-operation; promotes family bonding; and increases the awareness of the needs of others." So there ya bloody scrooges. B) Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Sprunk Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 To the OP, my wife and I (strongly) disagree on this matter. I am against the idea lying to our son, but she insists that we include the legend of Santa in our holiday. I tried not to, but you get sucked into the lie with everyone around you asking your child, "Is Santa coming?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 Terry Goodkind. Tairy. The Yeard. Apparently, a father and son was walking in him. And there was a shed.San Francisco is a funny place.Damn, I didn't even notice my typo. I need to spend less time on this forum, it's starting to subconsciously possess my soul.At worst Santa does no harm at best he "encourages imagination, kindness and co-operation; promotes family bonding; and increases the awareness of the needs of others." So there ya bloody scrooges. B) Sure, just like Nazi Germany "encouraged brotherhood, co-operation with fellow Aryans, strengthened family values, and increased the awareness of ethnic discrimination".That's right. I just Godwined my own thread.To the OP, my wife and I (strongly) disagree on this matter. I am against the idea lying to our son, but she insists that we include the legend of Santa in our holiday. I tried not to, but you get sucked into the lie with everyone around you asking your child, "Is Santa coming?"My new strategy is to be philosophically evasive about the entire topic. From now on when children ask me if Santa exists I will simply say, "Do you exist?" and debate the meaning of corporeal existence until they leave me alone and go play Pokémon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kairparavel Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Santa Tracker He's currently in Iceland.. hohoho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimlessgun Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Shit Canta. Santa just stopped by my house and punched me in the face. I think he's coming for you next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Santa Tracker He's currently in Iceland.. hohoho!we tracked him last night when we got home from a xmas bash. He was in North Dakota right bfore she went to bed. Then I went downstairs, laid out some presents, took a few bites out the cookies, drank some milk and went to bed happy. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balefont Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 we tracked him last night when we got home from a xmas bash. He was in North Dakota right bfore she went to bed. Then I went downstairs, laid out some presents, took a few bites out the cookies, drank some milk and went to bed happy. :)"Like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantabile Posted December 26, 2010 Author Share Posted December 26, 2010 Christmas has come and gone, and Santa has survived to manipulate millions of children once more.*Delivers a nail into the coffin that is this thread*Until next year, Santa. Be prepared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercenaryChef Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Christmas has come and gone, and Santa has survived to manipulate millions of children once more.*Delivers a nail into the coffin that is this thread*Until next year, Santa. Be prepared.each and every year the jolly fat fuck will continue to eat cookies, fuck your wife, and leave a used condom in your stocking. turn your ire towards something else! st. nick owns you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 each and every year the jolly fat fuck will continue to eat cookies, fuck your wife, and leave a used condom in your stocking. turn your ire towards something else! st. nick owns you!If it's okay with your wife, I'd just like to say I love you for this. Well...Love is a strong word...so maybe it's just I like you a lot. But thank you for saying what I didn't. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhadamanth Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 each and every year the jolly fat fuck will continue to eat cookies, fuck your wife, and leave a used condom in your stocking. turn your ire towards something else! st. nick owns you!I think that's the perfect way to end this thread. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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