MattL86 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Haha, Peter is Sanderson's assistant as you all know. Which means if he posted in this thread then we can assume Sanderson at least wants too :PSeriously, we need more authors to take stabs at the yeard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 haha, I also came here to post the link of Brandon's write up.I wonder what the Yeard with say about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 The Yeard would wonder why his character was involved with all these "fantasy" characters at all, since he only writes about important human themes, NOT fantasy books.He would then slap Brandon with his ponytail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoë Sumra Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Didn't he shave the ponytail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Didn't he shave the ponytail?Doesn't mean he threw it away. A perfectly good weapon like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoë Sumra Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Good point... it's probably at least as effective as one's hand as a spine-ripping tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borque Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Didn't he shave the ponytail?Would that mean he's now "a Yeard that is not a Yeard"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 You people are incredibly naive. Yes a yeard can be a certain hairstyle, but The Yeard is and always will be Tairy Goodkind. He can never be yeardless for he is The Yeard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Mongoose Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 You people are incredibly naive. Yes a yeard can be a certain hairstyle, but The Yeard is and always will be Tairy Goodkind. He can never be yeardless for he is The Yeard.Yeard incarnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grack21 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 The funniest part to me about all this is that lemmings dont actually run off cliffs. I mean, cmon Mr I WRITE IMPORTANT NOVELS OMG, do some research! Then again I don't know who started the lemmings thing, probably that mystar guy huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 So Goodkind is the Andat of "Yeard?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 So I just discovered xtranormal and I thought it would be a great new medium for Goodkind parody, so I slapped together a . Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 We let two weeks go by without fanning the flames? How did that happen? Did other threads distract us from the important things in life?I personally apologize for my laxness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phostopheles Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 So I just discovered xtranormal and I thought it would be a great new medium for Goodkind parody, so I slapped together a . Enjoy.This is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 So I just discovered xtranormal and I thought it would be a great new medium for Goodkind parody, so I slapped together a . Enjoy.:rofl: :bowdown:Myshkin, you are a God amongst men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marwyn Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 So I just discovered xtranormal and I thought it would be a great new medium for Goodkind parody, so I slapped together a . Enjoy.That clip was so awesome it broke my youtube at first (seriously, i couldn't watch any youtube clips after this until a computer restart).Is it a bad thing that I'm looking forward to the new book? Apparently it's being released august this year.Also since it seems to be a direct continuation of Confessor, I wonder if there will be a Wizards Twelfth(what an annoying word that is) Rule? And how does it tie in to the ominous machine of omeny omens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I dont remember a new rule in the last two books. Was there a couple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perin Stone Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Brandon did a writeup for the Vin vs. Zedd fight. I think many of you would like it.http://brandonsanderson.com/blog/972/Suvudu-Cage-Match-Vin-vs.-Zeddicus-Zul-ZoranderAwesome!"'Wizard's First Rule'?" Vin asked. "I mean, really. Is it too hard to say 'The First Rule of Wizardry' or 'Wizardry's First Rule'? The way you say it sounds stupid. That's always bothered me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miang Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Well, I've read about half of the Goodkind threads over the last couple of weeks and I've got to say, it's comedy gold. You guys are geniuses! :) I can't write parodies myself, but I take great amusement in all this given how truly depraved the author is in his interviews and the vile way he portrays his so-called heroes. I have to say, if Richard and Kahlan are supposed to represent the pinnacle of humanity, the absolute best we should all aspire to be....I'm terrified for the future of our species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tormund Ukrainesbane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Now there's a fl00b that knows how to get on my good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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