Lady Stormheart Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 "How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?” -“In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock" -" I like all sorts of tarts." -"those are brave men out there. Let's go kill them." " I like shy maids the best. next to wanton ones, of course." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost the direwolf Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 That's not his real name!!!! :) Mine has to be any of Tyrion's for sheer wit, but a close runner-up has to be Ygritte's for how endearing it is. "You know nothing, Jon Snow!" i agree with you +i may add " It is known" Jiqqi and mirrhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyvyathan Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 "They followed me home, Father. They don't eat much, can I keep them?"Tyrion's reply to Tywin about the mountain clan's tribe that followed him back from the Vale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the savage Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 If he could have his hand back or Joff, he knew which he'd pick."You probably fucked my sister too, you pockfaced bastard!"-JaimeIs life some jape to you?It is. yours, mine, all of it-Tyrion (i may be paraphrasing slightly there)Dragons plant no trees. (forget who said this one, it was from a Dany chapter)"You can paint stripes on a Toad, doesn't make him a Tiger"-Sandor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrosBeforeSnows Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Stannis: "I give you fair warning. If you force me to take my castle by storm, you may expect no mercy. I will hang you for traitors, every one of you".Courtnay Penrose: "As the gods will it. Bring on your storm, my lord - and recall, if you do , the name of this castle".Think that's actually from Clash, now that I think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrosBeforeSnows Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 "Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought bravely. And Rhaegar died". --Jorah Mormont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorine Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 " A wedding feast was not a battle, but there were always dangers when men were in their cups, and a king should never be unguarded. Catelyn was glad of that, and even more glad of the swordbelts haning on pegs along the walls. No man needs a longsword to deal with jellied calves' brains."How wrong can one be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amorine Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "You thlew my bear!" Vargo Hoat shrieked ." Her name is Brienne, ... Brienne of Tarth. You are still a maiden, I hope? .... Oh good...I only rescue maidens " Jamie Lannister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caz Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice deep pool of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?""Was it a long fall?" "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?""No." "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks."Just one of the many classic lines from the fantastic Dolorous Edd! This did make me laugh amidst all the doom and gloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlayedMan Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 "Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuluhed Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 "Hodor" said Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Baratheon Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 not a favourite quote so to speak, but one of my favourite parts of reading, it just came across so powerfully and horrific in my mind that it sticks with me when i think of ASOS"Elia of Dorne,” they all heard Ser Gregor say, when they were close enough to kiss. His deep voice boomed within the helm. "i killed her screaming whelp." He thrust his free hand in to Oberyns unprotected face pushing steel fingers into his eyes. "then i raped her" Clegane slammed his first into the Dornishman's mouth, making splinters of his teeth. "then i smashed her fucking head in. Like this" As he drew back his huge fist, the blood on his gauntlet seemed to smoke in the cold dawn air. There was a sickening crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kephv Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 "Is this something I'm allowed to know, or should I leave so you can discuss it with yourself?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Long Lake Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 A short one from adwd that I loved was when tyrion/griff were talking about Dany,Griff: "And how do you propose to serve her?"Tyrion: "With my tongue." He licked his fingers one by one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmflavius Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 A short one from adwd that I loved was when tyrion/griff were talking about Dany,Griff: "And how do you propose to serve her?"Tyrion: "With my tongue." He licked his fingers one by one.This is the ASOS forum, so please do not post spoilers from later books. Including quotes. I believe that there might be a similar thread in the ADWD/main forum, if not, feel free to create one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Malthred Storm Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 "A ruler who hides behind executioners soon forgets what death is." -Eddard Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplums8 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 "Only Cat." *push!*Awww, yeah. What a beast, Littlefinger. And I hated him before that too.'I dreamed of you." -Jaime Lannister :crying:Gah, pretty much all his conversations with Brienne. I love how he actually banters wittily with her (almost as clever as his little bro, eh?), whereas with Cersei he just twincests mindlessly. Eh. Just me, though. Oh, and "May I have this dance?" and all the verbal sparring was almost as great as their physical swordplay.Paraphrasing now, but..."...stick it up somewhere even Renly never found." Pwahaha! But I adored all the jabs between Loras and Jaime.Then there's everything Lady Olenna and Tyrion said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 “Come and make your japes with steel in your hand.”Tyrion looked pointedly at his right hand. “Why, I have steel in my hand, Ser Alliser, although it appears to be a crab fork. Shall we duel?” He hopped up on his chair and began poking at Thorne’s chest with the tiny fork. Roars of laughter filled the tower room. Bits of crab flew from the Lord Commander’s mouth as he began to gasp and choke. Even his raven joined in, cawing loudly from above the window. “Duel! Duel! Duel!”Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt.Mormont was still gasping for breath. Tyrion pounded him on the back. “To the victor goes the spoils,” he called out. “I claim Thorne’s share of the crabs.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laohu Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Although it is not from a character I particularly like, in my humble opinion, Tywin Lannister had quite a meaningful quote:"There is a tool for every task, and a task for every tool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayhem Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 "Freedom! Dracarys! Dracarys!" - Daenerys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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