HyacinthGirl Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Yes, a woman had found sleep at last. Too bad a man had to show up at 8.30 and demand to check the smoke alarm in her dorm room. A woman wonders if she should give this man the gift... :devil:A woman agrees. A woman remembers a recent time at a school when a woman was in the shower. A man decided a fire drill was necessary. A woman had to go to the assembly point outside in a towell. A woman was very cold as it had decided to snow. A woman gave a man the gift with her eyes. A man has planned his fire drills much better since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICE CROW Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A woman agrees. A woman remembers a recent time at a school when a woman was in the shower. A man decided a fire drill was necessary. A woman had to go to the assembly point outside in a towell. A woman was very cold as it had decided to snow. A woman gave a man the gift with her eyes. A man has planned his fire drills much better since.A man can't believe he always misses the fun :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A woman thinks the man is being modest. A woman was of the opinion that the man is always in the midst of any fun going!! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Lady Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A woman agrees. A woman remembers a recent time at a school when a woman was in the shower. A man decided a fire drill was necessary. A woman had to go to the assembly point outside in a towell. A woman was very cold as it had decided to snow. A woman gave a man the gift with her eyes. A man has planned his fire drills much better since.A woman is not jealous of that experience!A woman wonders how many people might have received her gift already if she could give it with her eyes... A woman stops wondering, her head hurts from counting. A woman might be a bad person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyacinthGirl Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A woman is not jealous of that experience!A woman wonders how many people might have received her gift already if she could give it with her eyes... A woman stops wondering, her head hurts from counting. A woman might be a bad person...A woman thinks that there are times when fools deserve the gift to be given via eyes. A woman is currently giving the gift via her eyes to her brother, who just dropped her iPod in the sink. Now how is a woman supposed to listen to her Audiobooks of Ice and Fire?A woman thinks she may take up kickboxing to relieve her anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Lady Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A woman thinks that there are times when fools deserve the gift to be given via eyes. A woman is currently giving the gift via her eyes to her brother, who just dropped her iPod in the sink. Now how is a woman supposed to listen to her Audiobooks of Ice and Fire?A woman thinks she may take up kickboxing to relieve her anger.A woman suggests using the brother as the practice object for kickboxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyacinthGirl Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 A woman suggests using the brother as the practice object for kickboxing.A woman agrees, now that the iPod has officially passed away. However, said brother is only one-and-ten, and so for the sake of a woman's honour, she shall find something/someone else to kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 A man was out for a walk when it started to rain. A man did not have an umbrella or hat. A mans clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on a mans head was wet.How?A man is bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkash Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 A man loves rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICE CROW Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 A woman thinks the man is being modest. A woman was of the opinion that the man is always in the midst of any fun going!! :rolleyes:A woman who has known the CROW knows all his secrets HAR HAR HAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 A woman suspects the margarita she ordered at Longhorn Steakhouse today had no tequila. A woman is not happy that she paid for an alcholic drink and received a *shudder* virgin drink instead. A woman also convinced herself it was okay to imbibe so many calories from a drink as long as they were alchoholic calories. ;) A woman will whisper "Longhorn bartender" to herself tonight before she goes to bed. :devil: This type of injustice will not go unavenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 A man enjoyed the warm weather today, but winter is coming back. A man needs spring so he can jump in puddles. A man is tired of ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 A woman suspects the margarita she ordered at Longhorn Steakhouse today had no tequila. A woman is not happy that she paid for an alcholic drink and received a *shudder* virgin drink instead. A woman also convinced herself it was okay to imbibe so many calories from a drink as long as they were alchoholic calories. ;) A woman will whisper "Longhorn bartender" to herself tonight before she goes to bed. :devil: This type of injustice will not go unavenged.*nods* Valar morghulis.A woman should know that a girl would "like" her post if a girl's quota had not already been reached. A sign, perhaps, of excessive enjoyment of the forums.A girl's eye burns. A girl would seriously consider an eyepatch were it not for her glasses, and may do so anyway if this persists. But it is not so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyron Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 A woman is no longer lurking this thread.A woman wishes to tell you she enjoys this very much, alas the board is less enjoyable at the moment... A woman had to struggle to be able to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 A woman is enjoying Coconut M and M's. A woman has discovered a chocolate that is new to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 A woman wonders if she has killed this thread. Perhaps a friend will revive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 A woman will tell her friend that she need not worry. A woman just bestowed upon a thread the gift...of revival. Not the other gift. :PA woman loves sunshine. A woman did not have sunshine in her previous location of residency. A woman is very satisfied that she had moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 A girl is glad for a woman. Sunshine is good. It revives the spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyacinthGirl Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 A woman is jealous. A woman ventured from her holdfast to retrieve the mail, and a woman was subsequently soaked. A woman considers moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 A woman wonders why she broke her vows of moderation on the feast day. A woman tried to give the gift to the vast seas of food with her eyes, but the woman failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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