Ghiscari Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A man just noticed his post count doesn't go up from posts here. A man is distraught at his meager post count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newsun Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A mans brother possesses several of such texts, but a mans brother is in another city. A man thanks pebble for the company for the past few hours: :grouphug: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A Woman would have over 20K posts if posts counted in games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghiscari Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A man is outraged that posts in General Chat count but Cool Chat does not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A Man/Boy/Man is most welcome.A Woman is greatful for the distration from a phone that won't ring, nor will e-mail requests asking for help.A Woman remembers she is geting paid for being present. However a woman would be grateful for some work to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A Man must remember that all threads and posts in General Chat are serrious threads and posts. there is no spam in General Chat. that only happens in games where people roll arround in the gutter and have fun with dirty minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghiscari Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A man understands. A man has realized General Chat is for solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and this is the place to solve one's workplace boredom or insomnia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A Woman knows better, Israeli/Palestine confilct would not be an issue if they moved to games. General Chatter is for the serrious disscussion of what your drinking, cremeative birthdays wishes, cake recipes, Nakid ninja's, Pod Blaming, zombies, mudbound hovercars, the exsistanal status of wales and importance of the hilliness factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghiscari Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A man understands, but was genuinely surprised when he first noticed it. A man doesn't pay attention to these things, hence his wonderful profile. A man did add an avatar though!How much longer does a woman have now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A woman must remain for 2 and a half hours.A Womam has just done her first job this shift. A woman reset a password. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghiscari Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 A woman should be sure to remind them that AOL staff will never ask for their password.A man's favorite line about these things is actually "My boss insists I make my password so secure that I keep it written down on a Post-It on my monitor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Our passwords rulemust contain 6-8 charatersmust contain a min of 2 lettersmust contain a min of 1 numbercan not be any of the last 10 passwords usedpasswords expire after 90 days.you don't have to use funny charaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howling Mad Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 A man can be woken up byA soft nudgeA warm kissA nuzzelAnd dog breath :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 A man ate a healthy lunch. A man feels like he needs a donut now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 A man ate a healthy lunch. A man feels like he needs a donut now.The healthy lunch prevents the man looking like a donut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 A girl wonders how one would look like a donut. Would a man have a large hole in his stomach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 A girl wonders how one would look like a donut. Would a man have a large hole in his stomach?A woman thinks one would look more like a jelly donut. Instead of a large hole there will be a yummy. gel-like center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 A woman thinks one would look more like a jelly donut. Instead of a large hole there will be a yummy. gel-like center.A girl is a little disturbed by the imagery of wondering which end the small jelly hole is on.A girl wishes to steer the conversation away from that direction by saying that she dislikes jelly donuts and prefers custard donuts.It occurs to a girl that that probably makes it worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Bandito Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 The healthy lunch prevents the man looking like a donut!A man ponders what type to donut he wants to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elder Sister Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 A woman just remembered that she ate a donut AND a pack of m&ms today.A woman is ashamed of her sweet-fueled gluttony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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