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Yes, a woman had found sleep at last. Too bad a man had to show up at 8.30 and demand to check the smoke alarm in her dorm room. A woman wonders if she should give this man the gift... :devil:

A woman agrees. A woman remembers a recent time at a school when a woman was in the shower. A man decided a fire drill was necessary. A woman had to go to the assembly point outside in a towell. A woman was very cold as it had decided to snow. A woman gave a man the gift with her eyes. A man has planned his fire drills much better since.

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A woman agrees. A woman remembers a recent time at a school when a woman was in the shower. A man decided a fire drill was necessary. A woman had to go to the assembly point outside in a towell. A woman was very cold as it had decided to snow. A woman gave a man the gift with her eyes. A man has planned his fire drills much better since.

A man can't believe he always misses the fun :)

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A woman thinks the man is being modest. A woman was of the opinion that the man is always in the midst of any fun going!! :rolleyes:

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A woman agrees. A woman remembers a recent time at a school when a woman was in the shower. A man decided a fire drill was necessary. A woman had to go to the assembly point outside in a towell. A woman was very cold as it had decided to snow. A woman gave a man the gift with her eyes. A man has planned his fire drills much better since.

A woman is not jealous of that experience!

A woman wonders how many people might have received her gift already if she could give it with her eyes... A woman stops wondering, her head hurts from counting. A woman might be a bad person...

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A woman is not jealous of that experience!

A woman wonders how many people might have received her gift already if she could give it with her eyes... A woman stops wondering, her head hurts from counting. A woman might be a bad person...

A woman thinks that there are times when fools deserve the gift to be given via eyes. A woman is currently giving the gift via her eyes to her brother, who just dropped her iPod in the sink. Now how is a woman supposed to listen to her Audiobooks of Ice and Fire?

A woman thinks she may take up kickboxing to relieve her anger.

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A woman thinks that there are times when fools deserve the gift to be given via eyes. A woman is currently giving the gift via her eyes to her brother, who just dropped her iPod in the sink. Now how is a woman supposed to listen to her Audiobooks of Ice and Fire?

A woman thinks she may take up kickboxing to relieve her anger.

A woman suggests using the brother as the practice object for kickboxing.

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A woman suggests using the brother as the practice object for kickboxing.

A woman agrees, now that the iPod has officially passed away. However, said brother is only one-and-ten, and so for the sake of a woman's honour, she shall find something/someone else to kick.

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A man was out for a walk when it started to rain. A man did not have an umbrella or hat. A mans clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on a mans head was wet.

How?

A man is bald.

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A woman thinks the man is being modest. A woman was of the opinion that the man is always in the midst of any fun going!! :rolleyes:

A woman who has known the CROW knows all his secrets HAR HAR HAR.

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A woman suspects the margarita she ordered at Longhorn Steakhouse today had no tequila. A woman is not happy that she paid for an alcholic drink and received a *shudder* virgin drink instead. A woman also convinced herself it was okay to imbibe so many calories from a drink as long as they were alchoholic calories. ;) A woman will whisper "Longhorn bartender" to herself tonight before she goes to bed. :devil: This type of injustice will not go unavenged.

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A woman suspects the margarita she ordered at Longhorn Steakhouse today had no tequila. A woman is not happy that she paid for an alcholic drink and received a *shudder* virgin drink instead. A woman also convinced herself it was okay to imbibe so many calories from a drink as long as they were alchoholic calories. ;) A woman will whisper "Longhorn bartender" to herself tonight before she goes to bed. :devil: This type of injustice will not go unavenged.

*nods* Valar morghulis.

A woman should know that a girl would "like" her post if a girl's quota had not already been reached. A sign, perhaps, of excessive enjoyment of the forums.

A girl's eye burns. A girl would seriously consider an eyepatch were it not for her glasses, and may do so anyway if this persists. But it is not so bad.

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A woman is no longer lurking this thread.

A woman wishes to tell you she enjoys this very much, alas the board is less enjoyable at the moment... A woman had to struggle to be able to post.

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A woman is enjoying Coconut M and M's. A woman has discovered a chocolate that is new to her.

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A woman wonders if she has killed this thread. Perhaps a friend will revive it.

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A woman will tell her friend that she need not worry. A woman just bestowed upon a thread the gift...of revival. Not the other gift. :P

A woman loves sunshine. A woman did not have sunshine in her previous location of residency. A woman is very satisfied that she had moved.

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A woman is jealous. A woman ventured from her holdfast to retrieve the mail, and a woman was subsequently soaked. A woman considers moving.

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A woman wonders why she broke her vows of moderation on the feast day. A woman tried to give the gift to the vast seas of food with her eyes, but the woman failed.

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