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So, according to the data I have gathered from female/gay samples.

In order to achieve maximum sexiness I need to be:

1) A savage killer with horrid facial burns.

2) Arrogant and incestuous.

3) From the North with novelty canine pet.

3) Name myself after a snake and continuously repeat the same sentence when angry. Should also ensure a tan.

4) Have muscles and work in a forge.

5) Eater of peaches.

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So, according to the data I have gathered from female/gay samples.

In order to achieve maximum sexiness I need to be:

1) A savage killer with horrid facial burns.

2) Arrogant and incestuous.

3) From the North with novelty canine pet.

3) Name myself after a snake and continuously repeat the same sentence when angry. Should also ensure a tan.

4) Have muscles and work in a forge.

5) Eater of peaches.

Yap, that would be about correct.

You could also add "old and good with a sword" to please the Barristan fans.

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So, according to the data I have gathered from female/gay samples.

In order to achieve maximum sexiness I need to be:

1) A savage killer with horrid facial burns.

2) Arrogant and incestuous.

3) From the North with novelty canine pet.

3) Name myself after a snake and continuously repeat the same sentence when angry. Should also ensure a tan.

4) Have muscles and work in a forge.

5) Eater of peaches.

sounds about right ;) when you add "silver hair, fond of music and books and a bit of emo", you're all set!

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So, according to the data I have gathered from female/gay samples.

In order to achieve maximum sexiness I need to be:

1) A savage killer with horrid facial burns.

2) Arrogant and incestuous.

3) From the North with novelty canine pet.

3) Name myself after a snake and continuously repeat the same sentence when angry. Should also ensure a tan.

4) Have muscles and work in a forge.

5) Eater of peaches.

NO NO NO there are female fans who do not crush on that guy with facial burns!

"bugger that" when I suggest a bath.......

"bugger you" because he just hates his toast burned on one side.....

"bugger him" when he steps on my cat......

Not even in the dark and out before breakfast, I am sure he is a lousy lover, he can go fuck himself bloody

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NO NO NO there are female fans who do not crush on that guy with facial burns!

"bugger that" when I suggest a bath.......

"bugger you" because he just hates his toast burned on one side.....

"bugger him" when he steps on my cat......

Not even in the dark and out before breakfast, I am sure he is a lousy lover, he can go fuck himself bloody

Minorities are to be disregarded. I've already decided on my course of action.

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Now, were is the nearest stable boy? I mean to kill him with my sword/golden hand/poison spear/wolf/warhammer.

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