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We have already seen in ASoS that this will not deter Jaime from being seduced by Cersei.

Err, how the hell is she the one seducing him when she was saying "no" originally.

As for the thread, Royce not requiring his group to go further= no Benjen goes looking for him=half the NW not going north=Wildlings probably take the wall.

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Err, how the hell is she the one seducing him when she was saying "no" originally.

As for the thread, Royce not requiring his group to go further= no Benjen goes looking for him=half the NW not going north=Wildlings probably take the wall.

Not sure this is the case. Namely, the Night's Watch lost a ton of guys north of the Wall. If they hadn't gone, those same guys would've been there to protect the Wall when the wildlings attacked.

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Not sure this is the case. Namely, the Night's Watch lost a ton of guys north of the Wall. If they hadn't gone, those same guys would've been there to protect the Wall when the wildlings attacked.

Except they have no warning for when Styr attacks. Hell, they might not even the Wildlings are even attacking until it happens. (EW, ST might very well have no defense whatsoever)

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Had Robert not said that Bran was better dead than a cripple then Joffrey probably doesn't send the assasain after Bran. That means that Catelyn has no reason to suspect anything of Bran's fall other then a bad accident. She never goes to Kings Landing. She never arrests Tyrion on the word of LF. And so and so forth.

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Dolorous Edd never becomes dolorous in the first place.

All of Jon's PoVs grow dull and people never like him as a character.

When Jon is stabbed at the end of ADwD nobody even considers he might be alive and no threads are started about it!

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The first thing that comes to my mind is Roose Bolton's line: "Jaime Lannister sends his regards" said as he stabs Robb Stark to death. It has just occured to me tht this wasn't some trick by Roose Bolton to implicate Jaime in the plot to kill Robb. Instead, Roose Bolton was literally fulfilling a promise made in response to an offhand comment by Jaime to "send his regards to Robb Stark". Now, because of hearing this, Catelyn feels betrayed by Jaime and blames him for the death of Robb (and is allso mistrustfull and paranoid in general) and will probably kill Jaime in the next book.

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If Ser Vardis had beaten Bronn in the trial by combat,Tyrion is killed,Tywin is instead mad at the Eyrie instead of Riverlands, and even if war still broke out, Tyrion is dead so his Chain plan during the battle of blackwater would have never come about and Stannis could have taken Kings landing more quickly.

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Renly's dick was to flaccid to fuck margary and get her with heir..in which case after renly's death, tyrells would have allied with Robb on the condition that renly's heir becomes king and would have crushed the lannisters...

If renly had a daughter,she would have married rickon and probably produced more puppies..

How many lives did that dick kill?

I don't think the problem was impotence...
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