assjfjgjsgjljljglgjfjsduar Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I havent pieced my entire theory together yet. But Arya Is not trueborn. There has been too many references to her and Jon looking very similar. And the two of them looking entirely different from all the supposedly Trueborn Starks has my brain turning. Mayhaps there was a switched at birth scenerio.I don't see how this is strange. Some kids look like their mother and some look more like their father. Arya is specifically said to resemble her aunt, which also isn't unusual. It's probably an obtuse way of saying that Jon resembles Lyanna, too. Arya looks like Lyanna and Jon looks like Arya, ergo, Jon looks like Lyanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Gerion Lannister=Euron Greyjoy.Tywin's youngest brother,fondly rememdered by Tyrion and Jaime as liking to laugh and make others laugh.He sets sail for Valyria in a ship called the Laughing Lion.He has a bastard daughter called Joy HillHopping over to Braavos we find a whore called the Sailor's Wife,who works in a whorehouse called The Happy Port.Merry is the head whore.She marries her customers but makes sure the wedding are loud and jolly and Arya notes she is quick to laugh.She has a daughter called Lanna and prays for the return of her first husband,lost at sea.Now we cut to Euron Greyjoy sailing home,having offed Balon,claiming to have visited Valyria.Indeed he did,but there he met Gerion who killed his ass and stole his ID and everything else,just for a laugh.Dany sees all this but doesn't get it-"A corpse stood on the prow of a ship,eyes bright in his dead face,grey lips smiling sadly."That's poor Euron on his way to be Gerionified.It is known. He retains Euron's smiling eye,of course. Gerion,your a naughty boy.You're family have been worried sick about you.Stop this nonsense at once, and go home.Or is GRRM having a laugh??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Oh God,it looks like Iv'e killed another thread.redriver,thread killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catastrophe Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Other than the fact that I believe it will take 3 books and it might take him some more time to release each one, I actually mostly agree. I see the books finishing in like 15 years at most and possibly less for example at 2024. And that the ending will rock. I guess I am crazy. I actually believe GRRM will finish A Song of Ice and Fire in only 2 more books, as he promised, and that they'll both be completed within 8 years, giving us a satisfactory conclusion to the series by 2020. Does that make me crazy too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edtard Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 When Dany gave life to the dragons, she also resurrected some (conscious) part of the characters for which she named them. When the dragons land in westeros, Bran will become aware of their presence when he tries to warg the dragons. Through mad skills as a greenseer Bran is able to communicate with Rheagar and finds out the truth of Jon's parentage (R+L=J). He then wargs Mormont's old bird to tell Melisandre of her mistake and the truth of Jon as Azor (TPTWP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 When Dany gave life to the dragons, she also resurrected some (conscious) part of the characters for which she named them. When the dragons land in westeros, Bran will become aware of their presence when he tries to warg the dragons. Through mad skills as a greenseer Bran is able to communicate with Rheagar and finds out the truth of Jon's parentage (R+L=J). He then wargs Mormont's old bird to tell Melisandre of her mistake and the truth of Jon as Azor (TPTWP)You should have used the spoiler function.There is no point in reading the rest of the books now. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Not a single character is really dead; GRRM is going to pull a huge twist at the end of the last book, where it turns out that everyone only THOUGHT they died.What you really mean is that Bran dreamed it all, which is my theory. See above! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Oh God,it looks like Iv'e killed another thread.redriver,thread killer.No, no - your theory makes perfect sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Well, come on folks, surely the biggie is that the last chapter in book 10 will have Bran waking from his sleep the morning after the big feast for King Robert at Winterfell, and telling his brother Robb that he had the wildest crazy dream. And then Robb will go and give Theon deep shit for letting Bran have two glasses of wine at dinner the night before.Sort of like the ending of St. Elsewhere where the whole thing turned out to be the thoughts of a child with autism. Or the New Bob Newheart show wehre the whole thing turned out to be a dream from the original Bob Newheart show . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Sort of like the ending of St. Elsewhere where the whole thing turned out to be the thoughts of a child with autism. Or the New Bob Newheart show wehre the whole thing turned out to be a dream from the original Bob Newheart show . .Dallas (cough,cough).I never watched it of course,wayyyy to cool for that.Old Nan told Hodor about it,and I overheard :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServantOnIce Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Melisandre is actually a immortal being sent by R'hllor to prepare the way for Azor AhaiDarkstar is really the son of Eddard Stark and Ashara Dayne or a bastard son of Aerys the IIThe guy who was almost "Iron Born" isn't dead, he survived along with the dude who tried to free Gray Wind . Moqorro and Thoros of Myr are cousinsLady Taena was a plant placed by the Queen of Thorns TyrellQueen Dany will make it back to Westeros and defeat the Great Other and marry Rickon StarkDavos will kill Melisandre . . Bran will warg back in time and see what really happened at the Tower of Joy and at SummerhallAsha and Reek will escape and end up meeting Sansa and Littlefinger ... . Reek will get physically healed by Maester Qyburn and become his normal self again . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Melisandre is actually a immortal being sent by R'hllor to prepare the way for Azor AhaiDarkstar is really the son of Eddard Stark and Ashara Dayne or a bastard son of Aerys the IIThe guy who was almost "Iron Born" isn't dead, he survived along with the dude who tried to free Gray Wind .Moqorro and Thoros of Myr are cousinsLady Taena was a plant placed by the Queen of Thorns TyrellQueen Dany will make it back to Westeros and defeat the Great Other and marry Rickon StarkDavos will kill Melisandre . .Bran will warg back in time and see what really happened at the Tower of Joy and at SummerhallAsha and Reek will escape and end up meeting Sansa and Littlefinger ... . Reek will get physically healed by Maester Qyburn and become his normal self again . .A Free Shadow requires evidence...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The guy who was almost "Iron Born" isn't dead, he survived along with the dude who tried to free Gray Wind .Lady Taena was a plant placed by the Queen of Thorns TyrellDavos will kill Melisandre . .Bran will warg back in time and see what really happened at the Tower of Joy and at SummerhallPlease, let's stick with the unbelievable, not the believable!I'm sure hoping that Jeyne Westerlings' brother made it, he was stuck with arrows but he crawled away and jumped in the river. And we all know what happens when there's no body displayed and buried in any of GRRM's books! They're baaaaack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASOIAF best series ever Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I like the Stannis is Rheagar idea. That would explain why he is the Azor Azhia (hero dude im not sure how to spell it). Also if because Rheagar might Jon's father that totaly explains why Stannis went north and is fond of Jon. Although I read somewhere else that Sam might actually be the hero dude and not Stannis. I like both ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach Fuzz Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The dragons will go to the north to defeat the others , realise it's too bloody cold and refuse . Then they will fly to dorne which is warm and burn and eat the inhabitants ! It is known Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silmarien Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Viserys wasn't eitherRhaegar wasn't a Targ, either. HA! :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a free shadow Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 Wex is actually Rickon and he is just messing with Manderly :smug:It is written in the names, you see, "vVex" and riCkON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall Tyrion Lannister! Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I figured out this theory the other day and it was somewhat complicated.Hodor is some sort of super skinchanger. He is responsible for every major decision that involved peoplen the story. He's really the only option for being on the Iron Throne as he is so far above everybody else. He just wargs into people he thinks can help him.He's responsible forJaime tossing Bran out the windowNed telling Cersei what he knowsJoffrey deciding to take Ned's head off.Robb marying JeyneThe Red WeddingJoffrey's deaththe Halfhand losing to JonTywin getting killedHe warged into Robert during the boar fightDany deciding to go into the flamesQuentyn deciding to free the dragons.Renly wanting to be kingBowen Marsh leading the mutiny.and other stuff that i don't feel like naming cause i'm about to go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverin Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The reason why tyrion is still alive is because his special skill is that he as a Lannister has 9 lives. He only has 2 left so unless he finds a lot of +1life's he won't be able to survive the next book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I figured out this theory the other day and it was somewhat complicated.Hodor is some sort of super skinchanger. He is responsible for every major decision that involved peoplen the story. He's really the only option for being on the Iron Throne as he is so far above everybody else. He just wargs into people he thinks can help him.He's responsible forJaime tossing Bran out the windowNed telling Cersei what he knowsJoffrey deciding to take Ned's head off.Robb marying JeyneThe Red WeddingJoffrey's deaththe Halfhand losing to JonTywin getting killedHe warged into Robert during the boar fightDany deciding to go into the flamesQuentyn deciding to free the dragons.Renly wanting to be kingBowen Marsh leading the mutiny.and other stuff that i don't feel like naming cause i'm about to go to bed.Maybe he is responsible for you going to bed too. How do we know that is really you who is going to bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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