Witch Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen are actually Baratheons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tywin Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 The game of thrones was just a game of dungeons and dragons being playing by autistic kids.Or everyone in westoros is really a targ and this is just a prequel to How to Train Your Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valyrian Lance Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 My crackpot theory is that Kings and Queens by divine right will cease to exist in Westeros after the smallfolk get sick of being pawns in their games. Dany makes it to Westeros but when she sees the plight of the smallfolk, she realizes that the nobility is the problem and so she creates a republic. her time in slavers bay aids her in this process. Aye. This one for me. The entire plot is a way to denounce the feudal system and celebrate the laissez faire free market society. After romanticizing the free folk, the shared rule in Volantis, and Dany's discoverings in Slaver's Bay, GRRM, despite his own political leanings, will bring a wave of free market ideals to Westeros to usher them out of the middle ages. An installation of a republic system by Dany and Jon (Jon embracing the free folk ideals and Dany embracing the shared rule ideals) would be the start. The Others choose to leave after figuring out that finally Westeros is in good hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I will put it only because it is a big crackpottery but I have a theory. Tyrion is the half of tormunds member that was bitten of by a bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midi Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 That ASOIAF is a dream Bran is having in a coma like some ppl mentioned or that most of the main characters are tripping on magical mushrooms. Those would explain a lot of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowHeart Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 ^ I've also heard it said that it is all some weird fever dream of Ned in the Black Cells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCat Rivers Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Bellegere Otherys is TPTWP, AAR and the heads of the dragon, all three of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brienne Lannister Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Many and More Reasons Why Stannis Is RhaegarA note on a name:1) 'stannis' begins and ends with s2) 'rhaegar' begins and ends with r3) the middle of stannis is tanni, a girl's name4) the middle of rhaegar is haega, which sounds like a girl's name5) specifically a targaryen girl's name (they love their conjoined vowels as much as they love their siblings)Rhaegar (Stannis) simply incremented the initial and final letters in his name and selected a new feminine appellation (which explains why he spent so much time in the red keep's library flipping through books) to insert between them.This explains why:6) He lives on dragonstone (the targaryen fasthold)7) Davos says Edric Storm looks more like Renly and Robert than Stannis (because he is Rhaegar)8) He did not get along with Robert (because he was Rhaegar)9) He hid in Storm's End during the rebellion (the last place Robert would think to look)10) He claims he is the rightful king (by virtue of being Rhaegar)11) He goes north (because he is the prince that was promised)12) Mel digs him (see number 11)13) He wants to set Jon Snow up with some nice digs, namely Winterfell (because he is his father)Objections Refuted:Question: But who died on the Trident?Answer: Not Rhaegar (he was busy being Stannis at the time)Question: Wouldn't the Baratheons be suspicious of a spurious middle child in their midst?Answer: Robert was too drunk to remember how many brothers he had; Renly was too chill to mind if the sibling count varied at times; the father had perished years earlier in the sea (an event witnessed personally by Rhaegar (Stannis)).Closing Argument:Stannis (Rhaegar) cut off Davos's fingertipsThus, Davos's gloves do not fitIf the gloves don't fit, you must admitStannis is Rhaegar. I can't stop laughing :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kharn Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 To give you an example, there is one great theory that Sandor and Gregor Clegane are brothers.Umm o.O what... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerion Darkflame Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 That Varys is delusional and the children he referenced in his speech to the dying Kevan are really him and Illyrio Mopatis as children in Pentos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimples Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 That Varys is delusional and the children he referenced in his speech to the dying Kevan are really him and Illyrio Mopatis as children in Pentos. I read that as: "Varys' and Illyrio's children." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin's Roost Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 that mance is rhaegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liaraeyne Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 My absolute, most batshit crazy theory that even I don't believe? Septa Lemore = Elia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordHudson Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The worst prediction/guess/ theory is, the comet hits and kills everything and everyone leaving only the silent gods to carry the story forward.Grrm laughing out of control, rolling naked in a pit of cash like in ducktails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INCBlackbird Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Theon is azor ahai, it is known! (I'm pretty sure it's jon, but whatever, let me dream ;)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My name is hodor Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 That Hodor is Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elia Sand Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Jojen Paste is too disgusting for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monctonvike Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 arya strangles cersei wearing a jaime skinned mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varys+Cersei=Aemon Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 That Jon is the Great Other's uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlKnight Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 There are Others in the south pole of the map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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