Patchface12 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 This was the idea of someone else on another forum, but its so brilliantly awful that it must be quoted.Jon and Dany win the battle against the Others. They stand in front of the Haunted Forest, waiting for the Great Other to emerge. Then, George R.R. Martin comes out of the woods, revealing that he is the Great Other, and thanks us all for reading his books.This might send me into a murderous rage if it actually turned out to be the ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Independent George Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Rocks fall, everybody dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a free shadow Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The light at the end of the tunnel (if I see it before the last book comes out :D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Remarkable Other Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 There are two variants of ending which I consider awful:Variant A: Jon Targaryen watches, eyes full of love, his aunt-wife approaching. Together they saved Westeros and their undying love will heal the land. They sit together on the Iron Throne. Some Stark dies, thus the bitter-sweet ending.Variant B: Tyrion Targaryen "The Magnificent", the first of his name, watches, eyes full of lust, his half-sister-wife approaching. He saved Westeros mostly by himself, riding his dragon mount. Many people fought the Others and died, but this is inconsequential. He and Dany sit together on the Iron Throne, but he controls her through his great manliness. Tyrion's unequaled brilliance will heal the land. He never finds out where whores go, thus the bittersweet ending.I'm perfectly fine with Jon being a Targ, as long as he stays the hell away from the little miss. These are the worst things I can imagine, but I expect unpleasant surprises from other posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Jon and Dany win the battle against the Others. They stand in front of the Haunted Forest, waiting for the Great Other to emerge. Then, George R.R. Martin comes out of the woods, revealing that he is the Great Other, and thanks us all for reading his books.This might send me into a murderous rage if it actually turned out to be the ending.That would be the greatest thing I had ever read in my life, and I'd create a shrine in dedication to this amazing troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Miguel Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The others have no way of getting into the seven kingdoms so they just keep living north of the wall in peace.Aegon wins and keeps the Iro Throne and marries Margary.Dany gets to the steptones with Victarion and decides to live togetherate-man and pirate-wife.Bran realices the Evil he's become and wargs into Hodor and kills himself.Arya kills Sansa.Melissandre marries Jon and have Lot of shadowbabys that terrorise westeros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarchosaurus Rex Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Any ending in which the North is not an independent kingdom once again - "King in the North" - is nothing short of disastrous to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swaggering Bravo Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Any ending that we have predicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Notch Balanter Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Well once Dany doesn't win i'm happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Oncoming Storm Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Jon and Dany on the throne together, Sansa married to Harry or remaining married to Tyrion, Stannis dead, Bran Forever A Tree, Sandor and Jaime fallen in the great duel agaisnt Robert Strong, Tommen and his kittehs dead, Davos dead, Mance dead, Hodor dead.That would be awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASOIAF best series ever Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 An ending where Sam isn't alive. I would be awesome if Sam turned out to be super boss and totally destroyed the others and conquers westeros all by himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faint Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Tyrion ends up regent for Jon and Daenery's child after the former perishes fighting the Others and the latter dies soon thereafter giving birth to the child, thereby finally fulfilling Mirri Maz Duur's prophecy.I actually think this is a strong possibility which frankly terrifies me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClashOfTheAsh Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 "And they all Lived happily ever after!!" :stillsick:would be a diseaster :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Any ending that includes Dany saving Westeros or/and getting together with Jon would have me donating my books for recycling into bog roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Eddie Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 "It was all a dream"Or as Peter Dinklage put it at comic con :"Dance number" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchface12 Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 After a strange, contrived and rushed last few books in the series, the Others are defeated and Jon personally confronts the Great Other, who despite the build-up, turns out to be nothing more than a crazy old man who throws wildfire caches at him. After the Great Other is defeated, Jon rushes to the top of the Frostfangs and finds a door with his name on it. When he opens the door, it takes him back to the day they saw Gared beheaded in Game of Thrones.Or was that the ending of another series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Rider Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The Dragons become ill and die. The Others break south of the Wall and reign an eternal winter of darkness and death on all of Westeros and soon into Essos as well. The world is ice and eternal darkness with the end of man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Remarkable Other Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 The Dragons become ill and die. The Others break south of the Wall and reign an eternal winter of darkness and death on all of Westeros and soon into Essos as well. The world is ice and eternal darkness with the end of man.Actually I would find that interesting. At least it would be unexpected.Tyrion ends up regent for Jon and Daenery's child after the former perishes fighting the Others and the latter dies soon thereafter giving birth to the child, thereby finally fulfilling Mirri Maz Duur's prophecy.I actually think this is a strong possibility which frankly terrifies me.That makes two of us. My two nightmares combined into one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val the Wildling Princess Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 That makes two of us. My two nightmares combined into one...Three, please :ack:The Dragons become ill and die. The Others break south of the Wall and reign an eternal winter of darkness and death on all of Westeros and soon into Essos as well. The world is ice and eternal darkness with the end of man.I could live with this one, to be honest, sounds better than dragons saving the day and everyone living happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quint Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Any ending where Tyrion lives, he has escaped death too many times in this series for my liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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