Turkey Jack Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 The king eats and the Hand takes Tormunds member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungGriff the Conqueror Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Someone took her from me. And Tormund's member couldn't fill the whole she left behind.Hahaha. That is absolute gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehaerys Sand Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund's member fought valiantly, Tormunds' member fought nobly, Tormunds' member fought honorably. And Tormunds' member died.Can Tormund's member still be brave if he's afraid?That is the only time Tormund's member can be brave.If you would take Tormund's member, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps Tormund's memberdoes not deserve to die.Tormund's member is mine by rights. All those who deny that are my foes. The whole of the realm denies it, brother. Old men deny it with their death rattle, and unborn children deny it in their mothers'wombs. They deny it in Dorne and they deny it on the Wall. No one wants you for Tormund's member. Sorry.I hate myself for this, just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionAhaiReborn Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Edd, fetch me Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duir Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund's member fought valiantly, Tormunds' member fought nobly, Tormunds' member fought honorably. And Tormunds' member died.Can Tormund's member still be brave if he's afraid?That is the only time Tormund's member can be brave.If you would take Tormund's member, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps Tormund's memberdoes not deserve to die.Tormund's member is mine by rights. All those who deny that are my foes.The whole of the realm denies it, brother. Old men deny it with their death rattle, and unborn children deny it in their mothers'wombs. They deny it in Dorne and they deny it on the Wall. No one wants you for Tormund's member. Sorry.I hate myself for this, just so you know. :lmao:I'm dying laughing overhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterfall Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 <Insert random bullshit fact here> It is Tormunds Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serie Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 a bit off topic but I just hope Tormund's member is not in Arya's hit list... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehaerys Sand Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I'm basically going down the featured quotes on the wiki.There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as Tormund's member.Valor is a poor substitute for Tormund's member.You may well have the better claim, but I have the larger member.In his chainmail shirt with a sword in his hand, Gendry looked almost a man grown, and dangerous. Hot Pie looked like Tormund's member.Ok, I'll stop for a while before I steal all the ideas for myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungGriff the Conqueror Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Jaehaerys Sand, you have found your true calling. :bowdown: :bowdown: :pimp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intheswamp Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Don't you mean "Tormund's member is known"?It is Tormund's Member.I am Tormund's Member, No Mortal man should sound me and live, Blood for Fire, Fire for Blood.Once they figure a way to work Tormund's Member, we'll be next. Likely I'll be the first too. 'Edd,' they'll say, 'dying's no excuse for laying down no more, so get on up and take this spear, you've got first watch tonight.' Well, I shouldn't be so gloomy. Might be I'll die before they work it out. If I could pray with Tormund's Member, I would be much more religious.You feed your Tormund's Member bones under the table, you do not seat him beside you on the high bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkey Jack Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no Tormund's member, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the Tormund's memberthat burns against the cold, the Tormund's member that brings the dawn, the Tormund's member that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the Tormund's member of men. I pledge my Tormund's member and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all Tormund's member to come.and now my Tormund's member is at an end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehaerys Sand Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 One more.First Lesson. Stick them with the pointy end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DornishKnight Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 The night is dark and full of Tormund's member.Tormund's member always pays its debts.You're a worse pirate than Tormund's member.Tormund's member will have its dues.Tormund's member is sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duir Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 A Song of Ice and Tormund's memberThe most obvious one surely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duir Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 A Game of Tormund's memberA fiest for Tormund's memberA Dance with Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Ilyn's Tongue Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund's member and the maiden fairorTormund's member all covered with hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intheswamp Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 in the game of thrones, even the humblest Tormund's Member can have wills of their own. sometimes they refuse to make the moves you've planned for them.And any man who must say ‘I am Tormund's Member’ is no true king at all.Why is it always Tormund's Member who suffers most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?Don't make me rue the day I raped Tormund's Member.Words are Tormund's Member. Kings and Tormund's Member always draw attendants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal'c Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 There must always be a Tormund's member in Winterfell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehaerys Sand Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 There's nothing half so mortal as Tormund's member."Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver? Gems? Is there food? Where is Tormund's member? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? Is there gold in the village?"What if Tormund's member comes?"Yield"Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of Tormund's member?I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duir Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 There's nothing half so mortal as Tormund's member."Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver? Gems? Is there food? Where is Tormund's member? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? Is there gold in the village?"What if Tormund's member comes?"Yield"Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of Tormund's member?I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and Tormund's member.All very good,I'd like to twist one around though...Why is it always Tormund's member who suffers most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?ANDThe Last Tormund's memberTormund's member RebornThe Prince that was Promised Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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