Jerritus Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Unthinking, Davos raised his maimed hand to the pouch at his throat, and felt the Tormund's member within. Luck.Tormund's member landed on Jon Snow’s chest with a thump.Tormund's member squealed as he bit into it, squirming wildly in his hands, frantic to escape. The belly wasthe softest part. He tore at the sweet meat, the warm blood running over his lips. It was so good that itbrought tears to his eyes.In the alleys and wine sinks of Pentos, they called her brother “Tormund's member.” Dany did not want to know what they called her.He sat with quiet dignity, stone fingers holding tight to the Tormund's member across his lap.“She was a Stark of Winterfell,” Ned said quietly. “This is her place.”“She should be on a hill somewhere, under a fruit tree, with the sun and clouds above her and Tormund's member to wash her clean.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DornishKnight Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Tormund's member is a curious thing. It's a trick, a shadow on the wall. Tormund's member resides where men believe it resides; no more, no less.Unthinking, Davos raised his maimed hand to the pouch at his throat, and felt the Tormund's member within. Luck.Tormund's member landed on Jon Snow’s chest with a thump.Tormund's member squealed as he bit into it, squirming wildly in his hands, frantic to escape. The belly wasthe softest part. He tore at the sweet meat, the warm blood running over his lips. It was so good that itbrought tears to his eyes.In the alleys and wine sinks of Pentos, they called her brother “Tormund's member.” Dany did not want to know what they called her.He sat with quiet dignity, stone fingers holding tight to the Tormund's member across his lap.“She was a Stark of Winterfell,” Ned said quietly. “This is her place.”“She should be on a hill somewhere, under a fruit tree, with the sun and clouds above her and Tormund's member to wash her clean.” :stillsick: :stillsick: :stillsick: :stillsick: :stillsick: :ack: :ack: :ack: :ack: :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleAndLess Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Do not fear, sister, today s not the day Tormund's Member dies. I had a dream about a Tormund's Member with three eyes.Who are you?I am Tormund's Member. You lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GreatRon Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 "Ser Illyn, bring me Tormunds member""What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aenima Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 “Killed by a Tormund's Member” he muttered. “Ought to laugh, but it hurts too much.”Tormund's Member is rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Tormund´s Member is fire made flesh.Tormund´s Member holds no secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singerosevens Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 He would wait for a day when she was happy, and make her joy turn to Tormund's member in her mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Direwolf Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Ned always liked Tormund's member... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerritus Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Theon gritted his teeth and gripped the rope tightly as he made his way across, pretending that it was Tormund's member he was clutching.When Robert gave the place to Renly, Stannis clenched Tormund's member so tight I thought his teeth would shatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I must Tormund's member my name,it's Reek,Reek it rhyme with freak.Promise me,Tormund's Member,promise me"Tormund's member is strong",Jon Arryn had cried on his death bed"Seven Tormund's members",Robert swore,"Do I have to do it myself?""Stick em with the pointy end" Arya remembered Jons words as she unsheathed Tormund's member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyman's cook Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 The thought that one day he may see his grandson with his arse on the Iron Throne makes Mace puff up like ... now, what do you call it? Margaery, you're clever, be a dear and tell your poor old half-daft grandmother the name of that queer fish from the Summer Isles that puffs up to ten times its own size when you poke it." "They call them Tormund's Member-fish, Grandmother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I pledge my life and honour to Tormund's member for this night and all the nights to come.(I cannot believe I just posted here o.O) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Jon's assassination scene would look weird:"Jon fell to his knees. He found Tormund's Member and wrenched it free. In the cold night air the wound was smoking. “Ghost,” he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When Tormund's Member took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the Tormund's Member. Only the cold ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotToday Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Im surprised no one had made any Renly quotes with Tormund's member in it.1. Dany: "I will take what is mine, with Tormund's member and my blood!!" Arya: "Stick'em with the pointy end girl!"2.“She was a Stark of Winterfell,” Ned said quietly. “This is her place.”“She should be on a hill somewhere, under a fruit tree, with the sun and clouds above her and Tormund's member to please her.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotToday Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 "I will take what is mine, with Tormund and his member!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laron Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Oh, my sweet summer child," Old Nan said quietly, "what do you know of Tormunds Member?""Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little childrenare born and live and die all in darkness while the direwolves grow gaunt andhungry, and Tormunds Member moves through the woods” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It is known. Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 "Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I'll take Tormund's member and shove it up some place even Renly never found." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Stannis and Renly's parley in ACOK:Renly's hand slid inside his cloak. Stannis saw, and reached at once for the hilt of his sword, but before he could draw steel his brother produced . . . Tormund's Member. "Would you like one, brother?" Renly asked, smiling. "From Highgarden. You've never tasted anything so sweet, I promise you." He took a bite. juice ran from the corner of his mouth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyman's cook Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Stannis and Renly's parley in ACOK:Renly's hand slid inside his cloak. Stannis saw, and reached at once for the hilt of his sword, but before he could draw steel his brother produced . . . Tormund's Member. "Would you like one, brother?" Renly asked, smiling. "From Highgarden. You've never tasted anything so sweet, I promise you." He took a bite. juice ran from the corner of his mouth."this one is GOLD hahhaah can't stop laughing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurms McKenzie Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Tormund's member squealed as he bit into it, squirming wildly in his hands, frantic to escape. The belly wasthe softest part. He tore at the sweet meat, the warm blood running over his lips. It was so good that itbrought tears to his eyes. :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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