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Modern conveniences that ASOIAF characters will benefit from


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The Night's watch would benefit from any modern ski or arctic explorer equipment. Snowmobiles, ski clothing. snowshoes, skis, batons, everything really.

Knights in general would benefit from steroids and protein bars.

Sam, Manderley and Illyrio would benefit from liposuction.

Darkstar would need a myspace account, back in 2007.

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The Night's watch would benefit from any modern ski or arctic explorer equipment. Snowmobiles, ski clothing. snowshoes, skis, batons, everything really.

So true !

Night's Watch in snowmotos would be pretty badass !

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Bran would also have benited from a camera and a youtube account so that he would post the twincest.

Jorah would benefit from a Daenerys sex doll.

People in Westeros will soon require those precooked dinners in powder form. Just heat some snow and add the powder. Voila! Crab stew!

Stannis truly needs a blog so that he could post pictures of Joffery, Myrcella,Tommen, Robert, Jaime, Cersei and Edric Storm and ask people to vote whose child is whose.

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Brienne: An image consultant and a wardrobe makeover.

Tywin: An account with a good public relations manager.

The Red Viper: Speed dating.

Illyrio Mopatis: Weight Watchers and a personal trainer.

Mance Rayder: A talent agent.

Tommen: Season tickets to the jousts.

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Bran- a wheelchair (Ok, I love Hodor, but seriously, Bran needs a way to move on his own (that doesn't require a horse). It's impractical in his current position, but in the first 2 books? come one.)

All of the Stark siblings: A GPS implant.

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Pretty sure if they all had cell phones this would have been a lot easier.

For example:

Brienne to Sansa: hay gurl where u at need 2 find u

Sansa to Brienne: Um who r u? I barely know u lol

Brienne to Sansa: Dw about it lol hay u kno where ur sister is at?

Sansa to Brienne: No idk havent seen her in awhile

Brienne to Sansa: Kk but where r u??

Sansa to Brienne: Im at the vale u wanna hang?

Brienne to Sansa: Wow i woulda never guessed! Brt!

A simple conversation could have saved us many many awful chapters.

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Sure, because thats working like a charm for the rest of us. At the end of the day it would still be Varys and LF pulling the strings but it would just be easier for them to do under a so called "Democracy".

I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be wars over succession under democracy.

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