Lord of Long Lake Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Wyman Manderly - DDPYoga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 For Tywin, a lock for his bathroom door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimadick Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 *Septon Cellador - alcohol detoxification, therapy treatment for alcohol dependence, regular doses of thiamine (since alcohol tends to cause deficiency in it, leading to heart problems)* Doran Martell - nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, a low-calorie diet, and daily consumption of Vitamin C. All considered necessary for gout patients.*Myrcella Baratheon - silicone gel treatments for her scars, reconstructive surgery if needed, safety lectures about trusting/or approaching strange men carrying bladed weapons*Sandor Clegane- silicone gel treatments for his scars, reconstructive surgery for the burned areas of his skin, regular counseling sessions to deal with mental traumas*Shae, Tysha, and other sex workers. - an organized sex workers' rights movement, regular work contracts (as in modern Germany), mandatory health checks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Grylls of Skagos Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Walder Frey- Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurkhal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Lannisters: ground-to-air missiles (against the dragons) and full automatic firearms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The GreatRon Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 BwB - TV and DvD player so they can watch Rambo, Delta Force, and the Expendables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouda Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Bran-Spinal surgeryHowland Reed- A phone so he could call Jon and tell him who his freaking mom is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DornishKnight Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 After last night's episode:Theon: a guillotine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Unicorn Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 After posting earlier about the revolting and ongoing descriptions of how gnarly everyone's pubic hair in Westeros is... I'd vote for a waxing salon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Well. Modern conveniences, obviously.Or at least plumbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 After last night's episode:Theon: a guillotine.that and a hazmat suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia of the knife Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 As a woman:- a taser- pepper spray- a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Midget Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Ned Stark - The technology to keep heads alive in jars.Tywin Lannister - One of them fancy toilettes that washes your ass for you.Robert Baratheon - .308 Winchester round. Enough power to stop a charging boar in its tracks. Although given his state of inebriation, a big-ass blunderbuss might be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpottedCat Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Night's Watch (and everyone else for that matter) - central heatingTheon/Reek - showerJeyne Poole - pepper sprayJeyne Poole, Cersei, Sansa, Dany - domestic abuse support centreMaesters- computers and internetEveryone - cell phones (or plain phones)Dany - a GPS system (with easy dragon installation)Everyone in Meereen - animal sedativesTyrion, Robert - internet pornography, strip clubs and the AA (alcoholics anonymous, not Azor Ahai)Everyone - news bulletinsRobert - sex educationLysa, Dany, Cersei - vibratorsJaime - hand transplants, prosthetic hand surgerythe Eyrie - cable cars, modern climbing equipmentSelyse - waxing, laser hair removalRamsay - scalpels and other modern medical equipment (for improved flaying), high security psychiatric hospital or prisonBran - playstation (to pass the time in that cave)Joffrey - child psychologistPeople of Slaver's Bay - inoculation, sewage treatment facility, water filtration systemWildlings, Night's Watch - thermal underwear, socks, trousers, jackets, boots etc.Jon, Robb, Arya - shock collars for pet direwolvesTywin - cubicle door lock (or, rather, privy door lock) with occupied indicatorAerys Targaryen - royal jet (used for escaping)Kingsguard, Goldcloaks - FBI-style earphones and micsDoran Martell - mechanically operated wheelchairMyrcella - plastic surgeryTheon, Pia, various other characters whose teeth have been shattered - dental implantsNed, Robert, Jon Arryn, Jon Snow - DNA testingJon Snow- internet sites for finding lost family members Catelyn - amber alert (to find her kids)Cersei - surveillance equipment (to catch Margaery in the act)Osney Kettleblack - roofies (because Margaery proved resistant)Walder Frey - contraception (wait! they actually have that!)Lysa, Jon Arryn - fertility clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpottedCat Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Walder Frey- Viagra The last thing he needs is Viagra! I think he can manage pretty well on his own. If I remember correctly, his teenage wife is currently pregnant with another little Frey. And he already has dozens of them (legitimate and illegitimate). And the guy is like 90 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Basically anyone: therapyWalder Frey, Robert, Craster: CondomsSandor Clegane: plastic surgery and a family consultantRobert and Cersei: DivorceKhal Drogo: antibioticsJeyne Poole, Tysha, Lollys: pepper spray and a taserBran: a wheelchair, or possibly spinal surgeryTyrion/Tysha: Facebook ("Tyrion Lannister has sent you a friend request. Accept/Ignore")Jorah: a waxing salonThe Eyrie: a lift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 The Eyrie: a liftNot so modern - after all, the black brothers figured that one out :P . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Ok, an electrical lift :PAlso the Night's watch could benefit from that, I don't envy the guy stirring the winch when Samwell needs to be lifted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWalder Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Ravens - a telephoneUnsullied - the 13th amendmentNW - electric fence (maybe electricity would catch others on fire) and surveilance equipmentNed - DNA testingTyrion - Johnny Cochran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixiepoo Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Westeros would be a better place if everyone had: cellphones, all terrain jeeps and guns, lots of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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