redriver Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Thought I'd dumb up the threads...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal'c Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Cersei might have thought so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywolf2375 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Thought I'd dumb up the threads......You succeeded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Cersei might have thought so.Indeed.No need for twin bro.History changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Cersei might have thought so.She'd have preferred him memberless, I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redriver Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 You succeeded.Thank you.I was tempted to go with "Was Patchface at the Tower of Joy?",but luckily common sense prevailed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milcov Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Brilliant thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Yes. He was already thinking with his lower head. And as we know from geometry and astrology, a bigger head = more intelligent. So Robert would have been a more intelligent king, brilliant even.So Robert and his penis would become the greatest kings that Westeros had ever seen and statues of both would be erected to honor their memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Last Direwolf Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Yes, he would have. He could have impaled Cersei with it and stopped all the bastardy, incest and civil war before it even began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Stuart Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 But patchface was at the TOJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris999 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 If anyone had a member even half the size of Tormond's, It would be Robert. He is my role model, I try to be like him every day.sorry for bumping the bad thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Thought I'd dumb up the threads......The SQL monster has really driven some decent, nice people into crazed, bored, and numb posters, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howling Mad Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Thought I'd dumb up the threads......Congrats you succeeded :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addam of Hull Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I think this thread makes more sense than three-quarters of the already existent threads. Also, yes, any man would be more confident and therefore less prone to sleeping around with Tormund's giant member. Cersei should marry Tormund in tWoW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Net-Viper X Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Anyone could be a great king if they had Tormunds member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N. Baratheon Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Thought I'd dumb up the threads......You are incorrect sir. This what if scenario requires intense thought and concentration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Cersei I Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 So Robert and his penis would become the greatest kings that Westeros had ever seen and statues of both would be erected to honor their memory.Heyo!Seriously, endowed with Tormund's mighty member, I truly think King Bob could have risen to new heights of greatness. A hard man, he could have become engorged with fury, ready to ejaculate his greatness across the fertile lands.After thrusting his hard, steely man hammer into the flaccid flaxen haired crown prince, Rhaegar, king Bob set out to pound out the Targaryen impotence with his own mighty potency. Packing Tormund's mighty member in his royal breeches, there would be no bridge king bob could not cross, no ground he could not plow, no land he could not furrow. Armed with Tormund's mighty member and his own enormous warhammer, king Bob could have joined the greatest men in history-- no, I do not speak of those impotent Targaryen pussies! I speak of the truly great men-- the hairy bear, Dickon Mandwoody, the number one "sword" of Bravos, and, of course, Tormund himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Would Tormund's member be a better king than Robert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Independent George Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I don't know. Tormund can carry his member safely because he leads a pretty active lifestyle; I'm pretty sure Robert would have herniated himself. What use is a crippled King?On the other hand, Tormund's Member makes everything better, so there is that.On the third hand, with Tormund's Member, Robert wouldn't have needed a spear on his boar hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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