SirPipeWeed Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Was there a line in any of the books that had you crack up while reading them? Was reading Clash of Kings again and there is a line by the Old Bear that makes me laugh every time I read it.“Aerion the Monstrous?” Jon knew that name. “The Prince Who Thought He Was a Dragon” was one of Old Nan’s more gruesome tales. His little brother Bran had loved it.“The very one, though he named himself Aerion Brightflame. One night, in his cups, he drank a jar of wildfire, after telling his friends it would transform him into a dragon, but the gods were kind and it transformed him into a corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeheartsansa Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Life would be much simpler if men could fuck themselves, don't you agree?- Tyrion to the Viper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Hodor Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 An uncommon moment of humour from Dany (Maybe making it all the funnier)The Bastard of Astapor greets her, crudely, vulgarly offering for her to see and admire his supposedly legendary cock.To which she replies "Or I might simply have my bloodriders cut it off so that I might examine it at my lesuire". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyhat Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 "No, don't blush. With your hair it makes you look like a pomegranate." -- Olenna to SansaThat line literally made me stop and laugh out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 "I want the abomination out of there! This is not King's Landing!"Stannis in ADWD about Gilly's child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not_a_Lady_Brienne Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (Don't have the books with me so apologies for the wording)Renly after the Joffrey/Arya scene at the Trident: "I'd be interested to hear how he managed to be disarmed by an 8-year old girl with a wooden stick"Wyman Manderly about Little Walder's murder: "Such a tragedy, though this might be for the better. Had he grown up, he would have become a Frey"Pretty much anything Stannis says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Spring Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Lady Olenna in SoS: "Alaric of Eysen," said Lady Olenna Tyrell, leaning on her cane and taking no more notice of the wine-soaked dwarf than her granddaughter had done. "I do so hope he plays us "The Rains of Castamere". It has been an hour, I've forgotten how it goes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Instead of scuttling safely back under his rock, Joff drew himself up defiantly and said, "You talk about Aerys, Grandfather, but you were scared of him."lawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tewks44 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 When Daario was explaining his shenanigans involving the turn cloaks with Brown Ben and he describes how he decapitated a foe and then threw the decapitated head at the other soldiers as he fled Barristan dryly goes "how gallant" that line cracked me up, and it still makes me smile just typing it out. Daario's story is just so ridiculous and Barristan's sarcastic response is perfect for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marjie Eilie Myatt Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Hot Pie yelling "Hot Pie!" as he jumps into the fray.Arya telling Lommy, "Yield," if the wolves come. Perfect comic timing.Renly's peach parley with Stannis.Dolorous Edd sometimes. Tyrion one-liners, obviously.I have a hard time laughing in the later books. So grim. So GRRM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodymime Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Val patted Ser Patrek on the head. “Up with you now, ser kneeler. Up, up.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwvapor Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Tyrion wanted to check if his father really sh!t gold. Ew (I don't remember the line exactly sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Jon getting Caesared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 'Do you know what honour is?'A horse.(Or something like that anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gougef Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blisscraft Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Thapthires! (sp?). V. Hoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 "And one!"The old woman at the slave auction in ADWD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not_a_Lady_Brienne Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Cersei: "Eddard Stark believed, or well suspected, that.."Tyrion: "That you were fucking our sweet Jaime?"She slapped him.Tyrion: "It's no matter to me who you lie with, although I always thought it unfair that you would open your legs for one brother but not another."She slapped him.Tyrion: "I'm only joking. Truth be told, I never understood what Jaime saw in you, apart from his own reflection."She slapped him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 "If half of an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion." A man is good, or he is evil"-Mel"A king has no friends, only subjects and enemies"- Stannis"I saw your sister barefoot walking on her hands, why would she do that?" Sansa was positive that she doesn't know why Arya does anything- Sansa “I need a piss,” the dwarf announced. He waddled off the road, undid his breeches, and relieved himself into a tangle of thorns. It took quite a long time. “He pisses well, at least,” a voice observed. Tyrion flicked the last drops off and tucked himself away. “Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit.” He turned to Magister Illyrio. “Are these two known to you, magister? They look like outlaws. Should I find my axe?” “Your axe?” exclaimed the larger of the riders, a brawny man with a shaggy beard and a shock of orange hair. “Did you hear that, Haldon? The little man wants to fight with us!” His companion was older, clean-shaved, with a lined ascetic face. His hair had been pulled back and tied in a knot behind his head. “Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts,” he declared. “I doubt if he could kill a duck.” Tyrion shrugged. “Fetch the duck.” “If you insist.” The rider glanced at his companion. The brawny man unsheathed a bastard sword. “I’m Duck, you mouthy little pisspot.” Oh, gods be good. “I had a smaller duck in mind.” The big man roared with laughter. “Did you hear, Haldon? He wants a smaller Duck!” “I should gladly settle for a quieter one.” Lemore had changed out of her septa’s robes into garb more befitting the wife or daughter of a prosperous merchant. Tyrion watched her closely. He had sniffed out the truth beneath the dyed blue hair of Griff and Young Griff easily enough, and Yandry and Ysilla seemed to be no more than they claimed to be, whilst Duck was somewhat less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Gathers Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Apologies, don't know the exact quotes."Thapphireth!""Pull out your cock and take a piss." And the whole, "should I call you my lady now?" moment."Hodor" said Hodor. "Hodor" agreed Bran. Hot pie looked like Hot pie. When Gendry laughed so hard he snorted out beer (was it beer?) when Arya was all cleaned up and put in lady clothes. "Yield" suggested Arya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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