Chelly Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 ...and the extremely important trials in life continue to test us .... :smoking:DunkAerion BrightflameBaelor BreakspearFuck Dunk - yeah, I'd climb thatMarry Baelor - he seems like an ok guyKill Aerion - despite his wiki picture looking extremely fine, he seems to be a bit...unstable? I can't imagine what sex with a guy who believes he's a dragon would even entail.Next: [star trek reference] Red Shirt Edition Jory CasselCleos FreyLommy GreenhandsEdit: I never explained the game. Better late than never....1.)You are given three choices by the previous post.2.)You must choose which of the three that you were given that you will either Fuck, Marry, or Kill.3.)Once you go, then you have to come up with three choices yourself for the next poster.4.)Then they go and so it goes on and on and on....Don't be afraid of a little creativity and feel free to shake things up a bit! This is all purely for fun. :cool4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyMeraxes Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I would not like to fuck any of these people.Fuck Jory Cassel (if I have to)Marry Lommy GreenhandsKill that fucking Frey.Dead MomsJoanna LannisterRhaella TargaryenCatelyn Tully Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'd marry Cat in a second! Fight for her hand like Petyr if need beI'd fuck Joanna, although she would die in about 8 months. So isn't that kill as well as fuck?I'd kill Rhaella Targ, although in order to die she would have to....(Self proclaimed widows)Jeyne WesterlingCersei LannisterMargaery Tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Kill Cersei! Kill her!Marry Jeyne. She seems sweet enough to me.Fuck Margaery because she's sexy. Not to say that the other two aren't, but I gotta kill Cersei and marrying Marg is a death sentence.The Curse of HarrenhalJanos SlyntTywin LannisterVargo Hoat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Bohrer Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I would kill Janos that ugly bastardFuck Vargo Hoat (less worse of the two choices)And marry Tywin..... Yeah.... i love my gold...Freaks showdown:Brienne of TarthHodorGregor Clegane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erolyn Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Marry Brienne. Because she's awesome, and could protect me.Fuck Hodor. At least he can't talk much.Kill The Mountain.Um...Sand Snakes!:ObaraLady NymTyene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Fuck Nymeria, she's gorgeous.Marry Tyene, I guess.Kill Obara, she's the only one left.Tommen's Hands:Harys SwyftOrton MerryweatherMace Tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Kind of impartial, they all strike me as useless...Uh, kill Harys because he seems the most useless.Marry Mace, I guess. Powerful family.Fuck Orton, maybe, if some of Taena's spice rubbed off on him.The HoundSandor CleganeRorgeLem Lemoncloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyMeraxes Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Fuck Lem because isn't he the one that has all the bastards? Must be doing something right...Marry Sandor, becuase I think he needs it.Kill Rorge, because duh.Asha GreyjoyMargy TyrellYgritte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Martell Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Easy choice.Fuck Ygritte - not marriageable due to the culture difference, yet certainly knows what she's doing.Marry Asha - Not for the claim on the Islands, but because she's a strong woman, yet not crazy a la Cersei. I hate passive women.Kill Margaery - Too treacherous of a family, plus her track record with husbands living isn't especially great.Oh right, I need to add a list:Renly BaratheonBrynden TullyLoras Tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Fuck Lem because isn't he the one that has all the bastards? Must be doing something right...Nah, I'm pretty sure that was Tom Sevenstreams.Marry Renly. I don't want kids, and I think he's totally entertaining.Fuck Brynden. Man's got fire.Kill Loras? Sure, why not.Rhaegar Doesn't Want YouCersei LannisterJon ConningtonElia Martell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 . Rhaegar Doesn't Want You Cersei Lannister Jon Connington Elia Martell HA!Marry Martell- I could always marry a Stark on the sideKill Jon- He's kind of an assFuck Cersei- Must I explain?Mistaken IdentityJeyne Poole (after marriage)Miller's boy (before flayed)Random unlucky Dwarf {or unusally large child} (after his nose is cut off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romantic Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Mistaken Identity Jeyne Poole (after marriage) Miller's boy (before flayed) Random unlucky Dwarf {or unusally large child} (after his nose is cut off) Marry Jeyne Poole - she's already suffered enoughKill Miller's boy - to save him from being flayedFuck random unlucky dwarf (not child) - so he gets luckyNight Watchdolourous EddHalfhand Quorim(?)LC Mormont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 dolourous EddHalfhand Quorim(?)LC MormontFuck Halfhand - the guy is badassMarry Dolorous Edd - and laugh for the rest of my lifeKill LC Mormont - I really like the Old Bear, but I wouldn't want to fuck or marry himNext: Creepy Sidekick EditionReek the FirstQyburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 ??? Where's the third creepy sidekick?All right, um...Gregor? Can he be the third creepy sidekick, like, to Tywin?Sure.Okay, kill Gregor. For all the obvious reasons.Marry Reek? Yech. Better than the alternatives, at least.Fuck Qyburn. He's the least repulsive physically.Valar Morghulis: Still AliveSer IlynSer MerynQueen Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted May 27, 2012 Author Share Posted May 27, 2012 ??? Where's the third creepy sidekick?Haha. Whoops. :blushing: I got the dreaded error message page, then a few minutes later got back on and I used autosave, but didn't check to see all my entries were saved. My third choice was Varamyr, but Gregor is fine. Me so embarrassed. :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhaleesiDany Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 All these people deserve to DIE but I would . . .Marry Queen Cersei. Woman only knew her place when she was married.Kill Meryn Trant for beating up Sansa and being an overall douchebag.Fuck Ser Ilyn I guess :ack:Tully girlsCatelyn StarkLysa AryynRosalin Frey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biobiwan Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Fuck Lysa, because she's probably wild in bedMarry Cat, because he's a loving, loyal womanKill Rosalin, just because she's a blood relative of Late WalderOld Gals of WesterosSepta MordaneOld NanQueen of Thorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Spearwife Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Marry Nan. I'm up for story time.Fuck Olenna. Talk about spunky.Kill Mordane. No redeeming qualities come to mind.Sexual AbuseGillyLollys StokeworthJeyne Poole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerly Grumkin Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Fuck Gilly, she knows wild thingsMarry Jeyne Poole. Now I must be addressed as Lord Grumkin Trueborn heir of WinterfellKill Lollys, eh it happensSexual AbusiveRamsay BoltonTyrion the teenagerLysa Tully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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