Lyanna Stark Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 He would know!. Also Rhaegar seems like a girly man(musician, poet) by westerosi culture.Ah you see Rhaegar realised that reading books and playing the harp would not get him any closer to the men he so desired, which is why he one day left his library and decided to start more manly pursuits, like becoming a knight. Which of course was just a front for hiding his true intent: being close and closer to his good "friend" Ser Arthur Dayne and his "sword" of the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Now I'm looking at the PTWP theory in a whole new way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i know oh oh oh Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Ah you see Rhaegar realised that reading books and playing the hard would not get him any closer to the men he so desired, which is why he one day left his library and decided to start more manly pursuits, like becoming a knight. Which of course was just a front for hiding his true intent: being close and closer to his good "friend" Ser Arthur Dayne and his "sword" of the morning.And Lyanna was really just the surrogate for Rhaegar and Arthur's baby. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lummel Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Ok now that it is clear its a joke am happy...Still as theories go it's better supported than some in my opinion...(aegon is the real son of Rhaegar, Syrio lives...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brashcandy Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Now, come on ya'll, if GRRM reads this thread he's gonna be really unhappy I made him change what he was planning on calling the books:A Game of BromancesA Clash of Hidden DesiresA Storm of CocksA Feast for FellatioA Dance in the ClosetThe Winds of HomonormativityA Dream of Coming out:( Don't make him say I told you so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandalism Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 ---_______________________________________________---Uh, let me think. No. Ned loved Robert as a brother, and your points are extremely weak. Ned wouldn't fall in love with someone who whores, drinks and fights so much. He wouldn't harbor any sort of love for such a person, unless that person was a brother of his. Robert was very much a brother to Ned. Brother. Not lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Pie Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 haha i remember a similar thread on Ned being gay! I thought it was utter BS....until it was shut down....conspiracy?Was the OP actually seroius though? :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyeder Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Of course Ned is gay and loves his king. And where do you think did Cersei get this fixation on brotherly incest from? Robert and Renly anbody? And Stannis is sooooo jealous.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseHB Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Ned cheated on Robert with Jon Connington. Connington was the only man that Ned ever trusted so the Promise me Lyanna made to Ned was let me take your bastard and I can play the part of a septa with Jon Connington. In addition, Ned took Lyanna's and Rhaegar's son and raised him as his. What has haunted Ned all these years he really has an attraction to Lyanna's uncle Brynden and everytime he falls asleep he has wild dreams of him and Brynden, which makes it awkward when he wakes up and looks at Catelyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilenadheas Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 "Ned knelt in the snow to kiss the queen's ring, while Robert embraced Catelyn like a long-lost sister"Its all about careful reading of the lines. Ned "knelt in the snow" to kiss his old love's Wife's ring. It is both a clue as to what they were doing during the last long winters, when they battled together, and a poignant reminder that their duty means they must continue with this farce, and not engage in the loving activities that they long for."Robert Embraced Catelyn like a long-lost sister". How many times could they have possibly met?? Robert hasn't seen Ned in 9 years, safe to say say the same goes for Cat. Ned and Cat were married during his Rebellion, so he could only have known her within the time frame of 14-9 years ago, and it is safe to assume that Cat and Ned were in the North most of the time. I do not read this as a kindly hug, but a sexual jealousy fuelled rib-breaking attempt.That is just one line! reread GoT and these little clues are everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1234567 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 @ HouseHBIt all makes sense now. Of course Connington knew about Robert and Ned. That's why he never thought to search the brothel in Stony Step! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnius1 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I made a thread of this.Good times...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 I don't think anyone is truly contending that Robert and Ned are actually in love. I think this was intended as a lighthearted, cute thread that posited this notion with just a hint of pleasant absurdity. (Sorry Winter's Knight if you're actually serious about this. If so, I regret spitting out my coffee when reading the OP :cool4: )Oh, just a bit of harmless fun-although you must admit, there's more evidence behind it than some other theories. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Arwen Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 This thread makes me happy. How I love the epic bromance that is King Bob and The Ned. I like to think of them frolicking hand-in-hand through The Vale, discussing beards and manly gay things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 i dont want to be mean but..yeah, London has quite a reputation but i was talking worldwideWorldwide-until the Brits came along and conquered stuff, India had a rather relaxed attitude towards queer love. It even figures in some of our religious books and Sufi poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Indeed they were, indeed they were.Jealous much? ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddard Snark Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 "The Winds of Heteronormativity"So. Much. Lulz.And nice (accidental?) trolling of those on this board who could NEVER accept that a character they liked and identified with might actually be One of Them. (OFMG Teh Ned iz Teh Ghey??!?!?!?!?!?!?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Leyton Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 R+N=J , it is known and the romance is pretty obvious when you think about it. I mean Robert wanting to run away with Ned to become a mercenary in Essos so they can finally be together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Arwen Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I would like to suggest a spin-off series called "Two and a Half Sers", about Jon Snow and his two gay dads (The Ned and The Bob). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Leyton Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I would like to suggest a spin-off series called "Two and a Half Sers", about Jon Snow and his two gay dads (The Ned and The Bob).That would probably be even more awesome than my idea about a show where Victarion travels around the world and solves problems the Victarion way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.