dark sister Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Of course I get that. My point is, Doran's known plans to achieve that vengeance seem half-retarded and doomed to fail, and I am pretty sure that Doran is really quite savvy and dangerous. So I conclude that he must have a hidden ace that he hasn't revealed. Everything flows from that.Hey, no matter what your theory, I just wanted to apologize for being rude last night. While I don't agree with your theory, I still shouldn't have spoken the way I did (written, I mean). So, I apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7V3N Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 As already noted, Gerold Dayne is too old for Darkstar. Proof of the fact is that Martin couldn't even recall what age the character is supposed to be when asked on an occasion or two -- which shows that his age is not important to the story in any way. Which it would be were he 17-18 and in fact he was Aegon.When GRRM doesn't want to say something, he won't. He won't lie about not remembering.What better way to keep attention off maybe the most important character/reveal of the series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bong of Ice and Fire Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Hey, no matter what your theory, I just wanted to apologize for being rude last night. While I don't agree with your theory, I still shouldn't have spoken the way I did (written, I mean). So, I apologize.It's okay, Dark Sister. All this theorizing & arguing is just for fun. Also judging by your name, you have a dark side, so some aggression from you is to be expected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rheagar Prime Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I honestly don't see Darkstar being aegon, but i am of the camp that think YG is really aegon i don't why ppl always claim his eyes make it not so do they expect the guy to get everything from Rhaegar. Still i do agree that the blackfyre conspiracy will play an important role soon maybe they want them to reunite i mean the GC is a seelsword company i doubt all of them would care if a BF is on the throne after so long, maybe its as IIIyrio said they just want to go home. I don't know what DS deal is but it really does seem he has an important role to play soon.Man why so much hate for the Dornes i love them shame what happened to Doran's boy, but i do not think he was a sacrifice i think he was simply arrogant and that killed him the same thing that may have killed arianne if she didn't change after Doran let her in on the plan. I see the Doran wrecking vengeance pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yeah, I agree with all that. So what do you think the sorcerer did with this dick power? Is it relevant to the story or not? Yesssss can we please get some more of this mighty dick power? I don't think you can ever have too much of if. I say off with every noble and royal dick in the kingdoms, put them on to roast and fill the air with that beautiful, magical, aromatic bilss that is dick power. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7V3N Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Yesssss can we please get some more of this mighty dick power? I don't think you can ever have too much of if. I say off with every noble and royal dick in the kingdoms, put them on to roast and fill the air with that beautiful, magical, aromatic bilss that is dick power. LMAOA hard dick is more useful, as it contains blood. So a hard king makes for some great blood magic. I bet Robert Baratheon's dick would have started another Doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mummer's Fart Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 A King's blood.A fools blood.Blood on a maiden's thigh.Nothing can withstand the King's dickand all the blood inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 A hard dick is more useful, as it contains blood. So a hard king makes for some great blood magic. I bet Robert Baratheon's dick would have started another Doom.I hmmm I think you are on to something. Maybe he had the Dick That Was Promised? One hit or whiff off that firey dick and it's ova. I think Renly must have had the the dick of death then? Stannis' dick might be the Red dick of Heros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bong of Ice and Fire Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 I hmmm I think you are on to something. Maybe he had the Dick That Was Promised? One hit or whiff off that firey dick and it's ova. I think Renly must have had the the dick of death then? Stannis' dick might be the Red dick of Heros?So what's on YOUR mind today, Summer??? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mummer's Fart Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 One dick to rule them all. wait, wrong book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7V3N Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Your theory just lost all credibility because there are so many dick comments here :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bong of Ice and Fire Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Your theory just lost all credibility because there are so many dick comments here :P"Just because there are a lot of dick references in my thread doesn't diminish its credibility.""Enhances it, really." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mummer's Fart Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Well think about it, Varys was castrated for a magic spell. This spell apparently sought the power of a dick. But if Varys were a long lost Blackfyre that would explain why. Melisandre said there's power in a king's blood. There's blood in a king's dick. Ergo: there is power in a king's dick.Only the power of a king's dick can wake the stone dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bong of Ice and Fire Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Then Dany should have married Daario and made him King of Mereen. Daario has a very powerful dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mummer's Fart Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 It's only magical if you cut it off and burn it in a fire, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7V3N Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Have I just created a whole new theory of the power in a king's erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bastard of Summer Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Well think about it, Varys was castrated for a magic spell. This spell apparently sought the power of a dick. But if Varys were a long lost Blackfyre that would explain why. Melisandre said there's power in a king's blood. There's blood in a king's dick. Ergo: there is power in a king's dick.Only the power of a king's dick can wake the stone dragons.That is air mutheffin tight logic right there folk. Boom! :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfKraken Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 This thread has gone from good to great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bong of Ice and Fire Posted June 14, 2012 Author Share Posted June 14, 2012 Theon was kinda sorta the rightful King of the Iron Islands, and Ramsay took his dick. This means Ramsay now has king's dick power!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mummer's Fart Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Have I just created a whole new theory of the power in a king's erection? No it predates you at least as far as this: http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/54324-adwd-spoilers-is-varys-on-team-blackfyre/page__st__120#entry3275531All those who deny^ that are my enemy. While it's true that I have the rightful claim on the theory, in recognition of your contribution, I would name you a Member of the Order of the Kingsdicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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