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Rhymes of Ice and Fire V12


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I used to hate Joffrey the Prince

And think ill of his Hound

Got creeped out by Petyr's mints

And speechless when Ned's heads on the ground

Was mystified with "It should have been you"

And Sweet Sister is such a bitch

Of course she should get threatened, but Tommon too?

Now the Imp's nose will itch

Marry Jeyne! I know where this is heading

Damn! Was I wrong, fucking Red Wedding

The Freys are the worst, makes Tywin look chill

But now Cersei's worse cuz her father has been killed

Westeros is crazy, it's a fucked up place

Thought shit was bad from Thrones to Crows

The worst thing I read was Brienne has no face

Untill they reintroduced my Mans Rams Snow

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"Burning" Re-Visited! I'm definitely happier with this than my earlier rhyme

All of Westeros is Burning

Burning, burning, burning

All of Winterfell is burning

All the towers and the trees

And the Ironmen of the sea

The North now looks to its king

All of Winterfell is burning

Over the walls, the sea came

Princes killed, faces flayed

By our men we've been betrayed

Winterfell is burning

Burning, burning, burning

All of King's Landing is burning

Emerald fire everywhere

Leaping higher into the air

Burning ships on Blackwater

All of King's Landing is burning

All the people shout and scream

There is no hope for victory

And the king is nowhere to be seen

King's Landing is burning

Burning, burning, burning

All of Westeros is burning

All the fields and farms and plains

By any faction with a name

Including "Ser" Gregor Clegane

All of Westeros is burning

War of lion, stag, and wolf

People don't know what to do

Which king should we turn to?

Westeros is burning

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Aw, guys! Thanks for the encouragement! :grouphug:

I'll try to keep avoiding falafel! :P

It is an unwritten law around here that if you don't know a word or can't find a rhyme, you insert the word "Refrigerator" :lol:

Keep 'em coming! :cheers:

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It is an unwritten law around here that if you don't know a word or can't find a rhyme, you insert the word "Refrigerator" :lol:

Keep 'em coming! :cheers:

Good to know, I'll keep it in mind! Actually, I might start making a list of things that rhyme with refrigerator... :laugh:

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Yay, kissd posted a rhyme! I really love it, by the way :).

Good to know, I'll keep it in mind! Actually, I might start making a list of things that rhyme with refrigerator... :laugh:

<seriousmode>I use a rhyming site to find rhymes. Sometimes it helps, sometimes it's just an overwhelming number of rhymes. (It did, however, teach me that "Frey" rhymes with a hell of a lot of food-related words). You want me to send it to you?</seriousmode>

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I'm sure all of you experienced bards don't need this, and you probably know it (and/or similar sites), but I thought I'd share anyway just in case. :P

Silver Spearwife, yes please!

(and the rest of the kills over at the other thread! :laugh:)

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Oh sweet winter child, you know nothing of heat, heat is when you can't sleep all night because it's too hot, heat is when you have to stay home from 11 am to 21 pm because the sun is too intense, heat is when you start sweating after five minutes in your balcony, heat is when you need sun lotion to be able to go out for more than an hour, heat is when you sweat no matter where you are or how good your air conditioning is.

That is heat sweet winter child

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And who are you, the proud girl said,

That I must bow so low,

A pluck-ed crow wrapped in hoary furs,

That's all the truth, I know,

You may bear the name of a wolf with you,

But I've my own sharp teeth,

And they are keen and strong, my lord,

And in your flesh sink deep.

And so she spoke, and so she spoke,

The girl of cold wild lands

But now the snow has kissed her eyes,

Where no true castle stands

But now the snow has kissed her eyes,

Her hair has paled in bands...

La la...

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Aw, guys! Thanks for the encouragement! :grouphug:

I'll try to keep avoiding falafel! :P

I love falafel!! When I was pregnant with my first, that's all I would eat. Go figure.

Howling is mad

that makes me sad

for a nicer dog lover

I have never seen

Fevre Dream

I cannot wait to see

maybe by then

you'll be Howling4Reed

again...

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