KingHodor Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 He have been sleeping with ALOT of whores and atleast a couple of them must have forgotten to drink moon tea.Is he just infertile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The seed is weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A... Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The seed is weak.And the moon tea is strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stannis halfelven Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Why do you think he was fond of Jon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John W Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Good question. Maybe if he manages to find Tysha he'll find out that she has his child and the new heir to Casterly Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerStinger Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 He pulls out before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenhair Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 We don't know if he has bastards or not, do we? It's conceivable (ha!) that the prostitute in question had the child and didn't say anymore about it. I cannot imagine Tywin would be too pleased to know that Tyrion had a bastard with a prostitute, so maybe she kept it underwraps. Perhaps all the prostitutes dutifully remembered to drink their moon tea. Who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenhair Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 He pulls out beforeAnd we all know what a fantastic method of birth control this is, with about a 50% rate of success, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merling Queen Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 His little swimmers are too drunk to do their thing... :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerStinger Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 And we all know what a fantastic method of birth control this is, with about a 50% rate of success, I think.I wasn't being serious. But the Islamic texts encourage this method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittykatknits Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The seed is weak.You, my dear, are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pellaeon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 He only sleep with whores, who definitely know how to use moon tee so they don't conceive a (dwarfs) child, if not the brothels would be flood with bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter's Knight Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 You, my dear, are awesome.I try. :smug:Also, people moon tea isn't freely available y'know-camp followers and the like don't have access to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterfellRose Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 He pulls out beforeI seem to recall he does not even do that. Read the scene with the whore in Selhorys again.He spends himself inside the whores.... :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoamingRonin Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Because he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Hippie Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The Gods wisely decided Tyrion was bastard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterbird Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 What so you think Lord Tywin would do if some whore came forward to claim their bastard was Tyrion's? I don't think it would go over well for the mother or the child. I believe if any woman did get pregnant by him, she would either be smart enough not to claim it, or stupid enough to try to get something out of it and never be heard from again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady of Long Lake Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 This is an ugly thought that makes me ashamed of myself to think it, but I wonder if the prostitutes would be extra diligent to drink the moon tea after sleeping with someone with a deformity ? (A Westerosi opinion of someone who is deformed, certainly not my own ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winterbird Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I thought of that as well. In addition to any who might have forgotten and bore a dwarf (from Penny's parentage it seems to be genetic though there are a few causes of dwarfism I don't know how all are passed down). I need my copy of the first book back to check out what Tyrion tells Jon when Jon asks him why he reads so much (before they get to the Wall.) I just watched the episode again the other day and Tyrion tells him "it's lucky I was born a Lannister." But he suggests being born a dwarf to a whore or a fishwife would have seen him with a much shorter lifespan. If Tyrion did get a whore pregnant and she bore a dwarf, knowing what we seem to about Tyrion's preferences (young... so likely small) the mother was likely to be "torn" and bleed out like his own mother. Going out on a limb here, a newborn infant dwarf might not have very good survival chances. And if the mother did survive the birth, well she'd be poor and the child wouldn't have great prospects for the future...(Penny's mother survived bearing two dwarfs, but she may have had wider hips. Even Tyrion's mother who naturally bore twins was torn apart birthing him for the size of his head.)ETA: also, isn't there Tansy tea as well which causes a miscarriage? Moon tea seems to prevent pregnancy (I'd assume by preventing implantation) but What Lysa had seemed to be something different. She KNEW she was pregnant. It wasn't that she had sex and thought it a possibility. She was good and pregnant and attached to the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolGirlsMurderFriend Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 How would they know it was his child until they gave birth to it? The only one really in that position would have been Shae. Not to mention that genetic abnormalities that cause the various forms of dwarfism aren't always passed on to children. There could be a little super smart Jaime running around and no one would know it was Tyrion's bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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