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How does Lord Varys urinate?


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Messily. Why do you think he is always wearing robes? Pulls that shit up. Pants would just be covered in piss all the time.

Oh come on, he'll just do it like any woman does, without covering all the surrounding objects in pee.

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You do realize that a penis is not required for urination? He'll piss sitting down.

Eunuchs often only have the testicles removed, but even after a total penectomy (i.e. removing the whole penis. Yes, this is done in modern-day medicine, and there is a medical term for it), most men are able to piss normally (but sitting down) and do not experience any increased incontinence. A cathether is only needed when the wound heals.

Source, btw: http://www.christie....ooklets/600.pdf

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In the Book "Years of Rice and Salt" one of the characters becomes a Eunuch quite early on. He has his penis removed along with his testes, and a stopper is inserted into the hole where his manhood once was. When he needs to go he takes it out. Presumably without it the urine would just trickle right through on a continual basis.

Edit. Actually it may be that i'm misremembering and that the stopper was just their while the wound healed....

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It depends. If Varys has had both the frank and the beans removed, he would be obviously unable to father children and would have a low sex drive. However, if his urethra is intact (the penis was cut off at the shaft) he would have to sit to pee because there no longer is a hose there. Hopefully when they cut him they did not damage the urethral sphincter muscles else Varys would need a cork or something to keep him from needign a diaper.

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