Lord Hound Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 This is a serious question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sansa Stark Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 The way every other eunuch does, I guess. Google has your answer, and I'm being serious here.https://www.google.nl/#hl=nl&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=how+do+eunuchs+urinate&oq=how+do+eun&gs_l=hp.3.0.0i19l3.836.2534.0.4124.12.10.1.1.1.0.141.1226.1j9.10.0...0.0...1c.DRwuw-Wtp-E&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=ff52ee260aca2f07&biw=1600&bih=756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finishingmove Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A question only Varys and Littlefinger can answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gougef Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 The way every other eunuch does, I guess. Google has your answer, and I'm being serious here.https://www.google.n...iw=1600&bih=756Damn, didn't realize there was such a eunuch fetish in the world. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderfist Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I suspect that he removes the straps or whatever he uses to keep his penis in place between his legs and then goes about his business like any man would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sleeper Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I really don't want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBean Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Varys and Littlefinger have an interesting conversation about that in the HBO series... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hound Posted July 19, 2012 Author Share Posted July 19, 2012 "Do you lie awake at night, fearing my gash?" - Lord Varys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 He'd have to insert a tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe. Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Sitting down most likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budj Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Messily. Why do you think he is always wearing robes? Pulls that shit up. Pants would just be covered in piss all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Messily. Why do you think he is always wearing robes? Pulls that shit up. Pants would just be covered in piss all the time.Oh come on, he'll just do it like any woman does, without covering all the surrounding objects in pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinwesteros Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 The way every other eunuch does, I guess. Google has your answer, and I'm being serious here.https://www.google.n...iw=1600&bih=756This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinket2 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 You do realize that a penis is not required for urination? He'll piss sitting down.Eunuchs often only have the testicles removed, but even after a total penectomy (i.e. removing the whole penis. Yes, this is done in modern-day medicine, and there is a medical term for it), most men are able to piss normally (but sitting down) and do not experience any increased incontinence. A cathether is only needed when the wound heals.Source, btw: http://www.christie....ooklets/600.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanmore Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 In the Book "Years of Rice and Salt" one of the characters becomes a Eunuch quite early on. He has his penis removed along with his testes, and a stopper is inserted into the hole where his manhood once was. When he needs to go he takes it out. Presumably without it the urine would just trickle right through on a continual basis.Edit. Actually it may be that i'm misremembering and that the stopper was just their while the wound healed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Goode Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 It depends. If Varys has had both the frank and the beans removed, he would be obviously unable to father children and would have a low sex drive. However, if his urethra is intact (the penis was cut off at the shaft) he would have to sit to pee because there no longer is a hose there. Hopefully when they cut him they did not damage the urethral sphincter muscles else Varys would need a cork or something to keep him from needign a diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gar Weg Wun Sygerrik Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I'm afraid to click that link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonsblood Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 More importantly, how does Bran go to the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsoiafFTW! Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 probably his butt dosen open anymore, so meera has to go up there and pull the stuff out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhaegar Targaryen's Ghost Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I'm afraid to click that link.hahaha i just said the same thing. im just not gonna think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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