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Catelyn Stark - Worst Person in Westeros?


Lyanna Stark

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Despite stiff competition from her daughter Sansa Stark, I think it's time to consider whether Catelyn Stark is actually not the worst person in Westeros.

Firstly, she was born a Tully and just pretends to be a Stark. Being a Tully is by its very nature totally uncool and a sign of utter weakness (The Blackfish was actually adopted). Her lack of Starkiness makes her make 300% wrong choices on everything and was behind her persuading Ser Ilyn to behead Ned.

Secondly, she used her affair with Tywin Lannister to get him to send Ser Gregor Clegane to sack the Riverlands while she kidnapped his reviled son Tyrion, whom Tywin didn't like anyway. And besides, does anyone *really* think Joanna died in childbirth? It was clearly Cat who murdered her and made it look like she died giving birth to Tyrion.

Thirdly, Cat was actually warging Ser Gregor Clegane when he smashed baby Aegon's head and raped Elia. She hates all the Targaryens, which is also why she was plotting to warg Gregor again to have him murder Jon Snow and Dany both. It was actually also Cat who was behind the idea to send the assassins to kill pregnant!Dany.

Seriously, how could she? There are so many other examples it just boggles the mind!

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Tyrion's issues with women are actually due to Catelyn refusing to play "come into my castle" with him

Aerys was actually driven mad by Catelyn telepathically sending him horrible visions

Catelyn was Gatehouse Ami's inspiration and hero

Cersei didn't need Ned to tell her his plans because Catelyn already had

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She also conspired with LF to start the war of the five kings.

It wasn't LF that put a knife to Ned's throat. That was actually Cat, using some FM magic to borrow LF's face.

Cately used to warg Joffrey and order the KG to beat her daughter too. She believes in very tough discipline.

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I get it, this thread is meant to satirize Cat's unfounded criticisms in the forum but you know well that it will turn into a big mess with plenty of ad hominem attacks and stupidity accusations that will eventually get locked by the mods. So, it's better to discuss about what you like ;)

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Cersei didn't need Ned to tell her his plans because Catelyn already had

Cat and Cersei are secretly BFFs. Catelyn was actually the one who corrupted Cersei and convinced her to sleep with Jaime — she wanted him to join the KG because she couldn't stand the thought of Lysa being happy and becoming the Lady of Casterly Rock.

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Yeah, Cat moves to the North and suddenly there's wights and Others walking around everywhere? Suspicious.

What can you expect from the woman who pushed her own sister Lysa out the Moon Door? She's clearly in league with the Others.

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