Lord Hound Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 If there are "Eddard and Syrio are Alive". Why not this? All hail the King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunkard Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 He warged into Margaery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danm_999 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 George parodied a lot of these "character X, Y and Z are alive" theories in ADWD.Davos is in a tavern in White Harbour: His fellow drinkers were talking about dragons now. “You’re bloody mad,” said an oarsman off Storm Dancer. “The Beggar King’s been dead for years. Some Dothraki horselord cut his head off.”“So they tell us,” said the old fellow. “Might be they’re lying, though. He died half a world away, if he died at all. Who’s to say? If a king wanted me dead, might be I’d oblige him and pretend to be a corpse. None of us has ever seen his body.”“I never saw Joffrey’s corpse, nor Robert’s,” growled the Eel’s proprietor. “Maybe they’re all alive as well. Maybe Baelor the Blessed’s just been having him a little nap all these years.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A bowl of brown Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 His purple head is now on top of Ungregor's body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hombay Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 He warged into Margaery.Considering the ridiculous theories spread here, this might be more plausible than one might think. After all, Joffrey is a Lannister and his sigil is a lion, whilst the sigil of the Starks is a direwolf. They are both animals. Obviously, they both have warging in their blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Lannister Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Isn't it strange how neither Cersei nor Jaime pay any attention to their son's "corpse" while they're going at it in the sept, and then we never see his body again? Clearly, he was just pretending, and escaped in the confusion. However, now he knows the truth of his birth, and it's wrought on a new perspective for the noble boy king.He's biding his time at the Crag for the Joffrey redemption arc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumpthy Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 He faked his own death with Littlefinger. He's actually hiding out at the Vale and when Sansa is about to get married to Harry the Heir, he'll come out and marry her instead then say "syke!" and high five Littlefinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finishingmove Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 He warged into your crack pipe. So, you're actually smoking Joffrey instead of crack, hence the boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masamune Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 His purple head is now on top of Ungregor's body?I wouldn't be able to call Cersei's reaction to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie_S Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 He was actually faking his own death but then he saw Cersei and Jaime and the shock did him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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