Eternally_Theirs Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 "Bring me the head." queen Shireen said "Bring me the head of the man who killed my father. Bring me the head of Ramsay Bolton!"As the squire was leaving to spread the order, Shireen turned to the people in the room. Tommen Baratheon was her Hand and Myrcella Baratheon her Master of Whisperers. Her small council was made of Theon Greyjoy, Brienne of Tarth, Davos Seaworth, Bran Stark, Jojen Reed, Meera Reed, Wyman Manderly, Asha Greyjoy and Wylla Manderly. Her queensguard was made out of Devan Seaworth and Jon Targaryen, for she trusted no one else with her life. After all, people only worked for themselves. Plus, Jon and Devan were the only two men she ever really loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
three-eyed monkey Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 “So it was all you,” Tyrion said. “Every plot, every war, the dragons, even the bloody Others. Turning one against the other, until now only you and I remain.” He threw back his head and drained his cup, swallowed, and then screwed up his face. “But why?”Varys shrugged out of his flowery silk shorts. “Because of this,” he said.Tyrion squinted his mismatched eyes. He was not surprised to see it, for he had guessed as much a long time ago. What did surprise him, however, was how small it was. Bigger than his own pink staff he had to admit, but not by much. “I don’t understand,” he said, puzzled.“For years they mocked me,” Varys said. “So much so that pretending to be a eunuch was less shameful. But I swore I’d have my revenge one day. And now, as you say, it’s just you and I.” He gave a titter as he slowly became aroused. “And I’m the king!”Tyrion looked away in disgust, staring at the wall, but he could not escape his horror. It was true. Even a man with a very small penis could cast a very large shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big.chivichanga Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Lol three eyed monkey. What made it funny was that it was written very Martin like. "The winter had come and there was no end in sight. Bean had a new dream, one of summer."Get it, a pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobayashi Maru Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I'll be honest gang.....rather than a nice cathartic final little sentence putting a bow on the series....we get...a dance number.Bollywood style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peasant Rebel Leader Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Touché, but I now want to pick his brain and see how he came to this conclusion.Oh please no, I like my brain the way it is :)Why the Doom of Valyria? It's the most out-of-the-box thing that I could come up quickly ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronnJonBronson Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 "stick him with the pointy end." arya and jon say together as arya slides needle into jons belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balintos Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 My hovercraft is full of eels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 "I suppose now I have to rebuild this all on my own, right?"-Lord Commander Dolorous Edd pointing at the fallen wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderfist Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I know she's pretty much hated but I find it interesting that many have posted sentences alluding to a Jon chapter, yet no one has posted a Dany chapter.after having spent 70 years, trying to sort out the mess she made in Mereen, Daenerys Targaryen died peacefully in her own bed, her last words were "I will take what is mine with Fire and Blood" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhalAllen Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 "Hodor," said Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon rr stark Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 spring is coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippykeno Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 As he looked up, the sun in the south seemed to be weeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini-mitch Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 "And my sponsored silence is over..." said Ser Ilyn Payne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youdontsnowme Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Jon clutched her tiny body in his hands crying he shouted "I do believe in fairies, I do...I do..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Hen Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 And the throne room erupted in joyous celebration as King Daario claimed his rightful place upon the Iron Throne. :ack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houseHB Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Jon Snow reading the kingsguard book to his son Jaime Targaryen "Jaime, you are named after the most honorable man in the history of the Seven" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frostfangs Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 My hovercraft is full of eelsAs Arya slid Needle through Jaime's chest she leaned in and whispered "Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elder Berries, Valar Morghulis" *Blows Raspberry*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farco Sterling Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Jon Snow reading the kingsguard book to his son Jaime Targaryen "Jaime, you are named after the most honorable man in the history of the Seven"Sounds like an Albus Severus Potter thing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A song of rice and fire Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Tyrion hobbled from the room. Once sure that no one was watching, he removed his shoes, to reveal knees. He then stood up, a head taller than The Mountain.The greatest trick the Great Other ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that.... he's gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Jon Snow reading the kingsguard book to his son Jaime Targaryen "Jaime, you are named after the most honorable man in the history of the Seven"The kid's full name is Jaime Boros Targaryen, obviously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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