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I'm thinking that Pless's gargantuan post has been replaced by WJ/Dayne's as the largest ever, no?

Nope, my answer post included WJ's crap plus my intelligent thoughts, which where so unbelievable good, that nobody, ehm, believed in them ;)

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Pulling a Pan

Voting against your faction to intentionally allow a different faction to win. This was done most famously by Pan in Game XXII.

Red Sun Game

A game where there are clues in the death scene, named in honor of Red Sun's claim in game X that the oak door in the death scene meant Oakheart was guilty. See Oak Door. An actual Red Sun game has never been attempted.

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What about...

Cleganed- what happens to you when your posts are too fluffy and no one can decide who to lynch and they expect the mods to win the game for them.

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The longer the post, the guiltier you are

As evidenced by Pless's (Jordayne) really big post, and WJ's (Dayne) punisher post. Yup - both guilty. Next time you see a gargantuan post, do us all a favor and vote that player out immediately. You don't even have to read it - it's very existance merits a quick lynch. Really, trust me on this. If nothing else, this rule of thumb will ensure we don't have to read and pretend to comprehend one of these monsters in the future.

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You should probably just lynch WJ and Pless early before they post Really Big Posts. Saves time and effort on everyone's part. :uhoh:

Did I just suggest lynching WJ and Pless as something that doesn't take much effort? Apparently I've been living under a rock.

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You should probably just lynch WJ and Pless early before they post Really Big Posts. Saves time and effort on everyone's part. :uhoh:

Did I just suggest lynching WJ and Pless as something that doesn't take much effort? Apparently I've been living under a rock.

Yeah thats great if the mod doesn't make them immortal. :P

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If it's not in here already, I'd like to add Plan D(ie) , that is, determining the vote on Day 1 by random die roll, it's been deadly accurate too often to be ignored. Also, this plan could be extended to include any day in which there is really no good evidence to prefer one player over another :)

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If it's not in here already, I'd like to add Plan D(ie) , that is, determining the vote on Day 1 by random die roll, it's been deadly accurate too often to be ignored. Also, this plan could be extended to include any day in which there is really no good evidence to prefer one player over another :)

gah! No no no no no! Wish I knew what game we discussed this at some length. I hate this idea!

</rant..sorry.>

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gah! No no no no no! Wish I knew what game we discussed this at some length. I hate this idea!

It was game 16, which means all the discussion has been lost, I guess. (Or maybe not ...) And it's just possible you hated the idea because the person the dice picked was one of your fellow FM ;) .

(I, of course, hate the idea for purely objective reasons :P )

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Wish I knew what game we discussed this at some length.

XVI? I think this is the game when Qorgyle made the infamous d20 role (which actually landed on a guilty Merryweather...).

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And it's just possible you hated the idea because the person the dice picked was one of your fellow FM ;) .

(I, of course, hate the idea for purely objective reasons :P )

:lol:

*thwacks Pless*

:P

Anyway, I don't care that it happened to land there. The reasons for doing it are stupid and unfair. I'll reiterate them if I have to.

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Since people have asked, my big post in game 18 is here.

And yes, it's not quite as long as some, but I think it probably has fewer quotes than the others.

The reasons for doing it are stupid and unfair. I'll reiterate them if I have to.

Please don't. We promise not to do it.

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gah! No no no no no! Wish I knew what game we discussed this at some length. I hate this idea!

</rant..sorry.>

hehe, I didn't say it was a good plan, but I think it comes up enough that it deserves to be included in the Mafia vernacular :)

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In honor of the Plessiez and unJon and Katran mathematics discussion on the mafia spoiler board, I've commissioned Weird Al to write a theme song for them. Here are the lyrics -

They see me mowin' my front law:

I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I want to roll with the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT

Drop skills, I'm a champion at D&D

M.C. Escher, that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin, to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people bangin' for my top eight spaces

Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

Ain't got grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast they'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pasqual, well, I'm number one

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun

"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song

I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on my Segway

I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas

Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin' and inspectin'

X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doin' websites

When my friends need some code who do they call

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a home page for my dog, yo

Got myself a fanny pack

They were havin' a sale down at The Gap

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop, hope no one sees me getting freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream

I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair

Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas

But oh, well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

Some of those don't fit, I know. But some are just too perfect, I couldn't resist. :lol:

Here's the video - White and Nerdy

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I think you mean Pascal :P .

I didn't record the lyrics myself, I just copied them from another website. But its still hilarious that you knew to correct it. :lol:

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In honor of the Plessiez and unJon and Katran mathematics discussion on the mafia spoiler board, I've commissioned Weird Al to write a theme song for them. Here are the lyrics -

<snip>

First in my class here at MIT

</snip>

Caltech pwnz MIT. :P

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