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ASoIaF Jokes/ Pick up Lines


King Euron Swagjoy

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I am better with science jokes/pickup lines but I'll do my best ;)

Pickup Lines

They say I am better with a spear than the Red Viper, and I'm not talking about steel.

I have tasted the Dornish man's wife, but I would rather have you.

You are certainly a maiden fair. Would you like to meet the bear?

The Others take me if I don't get your number by the end of the night.

There is nothing little about my finger.

Jokes

When did the unstoppable force meet the immovable object? When Howland Reed was clapping his hands.

How many Targaryens does it take to kill Robert Baratheon? Obviously more than one.

Rhaegar had a chance to marry Cersei but chose Elia instead. They say he missed a golden opportunity.

Why does no one question Arthur Dayne's honor? Because he freaking said so.

Why does Balon Greyjoy love women more than men? Because they are Female (Fe is the chemical symbol for iron)

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