Sweet-N-SourRobin Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Oh wow, there's a whole thread's worth of stuff like this?Okay, salvaging this from the deceased "Dating Forum" thread because it rightly belongs here:"You know what they say: Once you Take The Black you can never go back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 well, would you like to play come-into-my-castle with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alys Karstark Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 "Let's pray in the sept" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grip Moonwolf Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 How much does a prostitute cost on the Iron Islands?The iron price How did Varys move Shae through the castle without being seen?He used the Hodor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Shadow Cat Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 OMG these are epic!! Keep them coming!! :bowdown: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalapenohitchhiker Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I am better with science jokes/pickup lines but I'll do my best ;)Pickup LinesThey say I am better with a spear than the Red Viper, and I'm not talking about steel.I have tasted the Dornish man's wife, but I would rather have you.You are certainly a maiden fair. Would you like to meet the bear?The Others take me if I don't get your number by the end of the night.There is nothing little about my finger.JokesWhen did the unstoppable force meet the immovable object? When Howland Reed was clapping his hands.How many Targaryens does it take to kill Robert Baratheon? Obviously more than one.Rhaegar had a chance to marry Cersei but chose Elia instead. They say he missed a golden opportunity.Why does no one question Arthur Dayne's honor? Because he freaking said so.Why does Balon Greyjoy love women more than men? Because they are Female (Fe is the chemical symbol for iron) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalapenohitchhiker Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Hey girl, hodor?Also, this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan's Legitimate Son Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 A chat up line from the Goat -If thigh could'th rearrange'th the althabet, I would puth thyou and thigh togethher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pero the first of His name Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 For a HJ pull out your member and say "I name you hand of the king!" For a BJ have your member in full capacity and yell "I'll have your head on a spike!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Why was Tyrion giggling as he ran across the lawn?Because the grass tickled his balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Why was Tyrion giggling as he ran across the lawn?Because the grass tickled his ballsSaint....why do you leave us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Saint....why do you leave us?I'm around a few times a week, it's just not enough to keep up with TTTNE or have any idea wtf the new games are :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sandship Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 why is White Harbor white ? Because it is full of seamen :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sandship Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 lord stark : Great Nymeria, how did you escape from the valyrian freehold ? Nymeria : *barks ( I know, this joke is as stupid as Renly's claime to the throne :P ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batbob45 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Who the king who wet his bead because he have a nightmare wolf about a girl and her Direwolf? It Joffrey(Not my best) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 My old lady's so cold in bed I'd rather date an Other. #JokesThatArentFunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Not Appearing Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Have you learned your lesson?Yeah, I learned it all right. I learned you're living proof that not all bastards sit the iron throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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