King Euron Swagjoy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Since the other thread was locked, presumably due to the length, I decided to start a new one.The rules:1.)You are given three choices by the previous post.2.)You must choose which of the three that you were given that you will either Fuck, Marry, or Kill.3.)Once you go, then you have to come up with three choices yourself for the next poster.The options from the last post on the previous thread:Fools versionSer DontosMoon BoyButterbumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I'm waiting for the next round. I've already had to fuck Butterbumps once today and that's enough.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I'm waiting for the next round. I've already had to fuck Butterbumps once today and that's enough..That reminds me of how I always got stuck with some fat guy edition. Me and Wyman are quite acquainted with each other. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 That reminds me of how I always got stuck with some fat guy edition. Me and Wyman are quite acquainted with each other. :rofl:I've created a few Cushion for the pushin' editions lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Angels' Prophet Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I would marry Moon Boy. Moon Boy knows more then he says he does.I would Fuck Butterbumps :PAnd I'd kill Dontos. Never Liked him :(Schemers EditionPetyr BaelishVarys The SpiderCersei Lannister (Even if she is a poor schemer, I can't think of any others at the moment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valonqar_ Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Fuck Cersei, everyone will agree it would be dangerous to kill her.Kill Varys, he would be an enemy when I......marry Littlefinger and we both plan Westeros dominationPoisoners edition.Lysa TullyOberyn MartellOlenna Tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerLaughingStorm Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Fuck Oberyn.Marry Olenna. She has connections? Money? Something? Don't think I could consummate that, though!Kill Lysa.Random!Frenya the SpearwifeDareon the SingerSer Vardis Egen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Random!Marry Frenya the Spearwife- eh Fuck Dareon the Singer- he can seduce me that sweet voiceKill Ser Vardis Egen- eliminationLordly EditionRandyll TarlyEdmure Tully Beric Dondarrion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerLaughingStorm Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Kill Randyll. Cruel and doesn't sound all that fuckable.Marry Beric. Just don't die on me!Fuck the Tully.Random Sers of the deceased varietySer Cortnay PenroseSer Waymar RoyceSer Arys Oakheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Random Sers of the deceased varietySer Cortnay PenroseSer Waymar RoyceSer Arys OakheartOooh, these are all good pickings.Fuck Ser Arys Oakheart - because he sounds hot and Arianne broke him in for me. ;)Marry Ser Cortnay Penrose - badass minor character and I love him for his awesome zingers.Kill Ser Waymar Royce - seems like a dipshitNext: Foreign Beauties(at least from a Westeros perspective)Taena MerryweatherDoreah of LysTalisa Maegyr (whoever the hell she is on the show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.Kill Jeyne Talisa. Never liked her.I'm feeling nice today, so...Beautiful Men Edition!Jaime LannisterRhaegar TargaryenBrandon Stark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Arya Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.Kill Jeyne Talisa. Never liked her.I'm feeling nice today, so...Beautiful Men Edition!Jaime LannisterRhaegar TargaryenBrandon StarkYes!!Fuck Brandon- at least 50xMarry Rhaegar- be queen and teach his ass to have funKill Jaime- no Cersei leftovers thanksBeautiful women ArrianeLyannaCersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaker of Ice Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Fuck ArianneMarry LyannaKill CerseiWildlings editionTormundManceRattleshirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Kill Rattleshirt, the rattling annoys me.Fuck Mance, elimination.Marry Tormund, har!Wildling Women EditionYgritteValFrenya the Spearwife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Kill the spearwifeFuck YgritteMarry ValGamers Edition (Game of Thrones of course)Doran MartellLittlefingerVarys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juli Greyjoy Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Marry Doran and chill with him at the Water Gardens.Kill Varys. Don't like him.Fuck Littlefinger, elimination.Kingsguard/Queensguard/RainbowguardArys OakheartBarristan SelmyLoras Tyrell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Marry... Ser BarristanF*ck... Loras TyrellKill... Arys Oakenheart (one has to die...)Random edition again:Willas TyrellSamwell TarlySer Ilyn Paine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsManderly Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I'll be unorthodox and:Marry Samwell - he's one of the few nice guys in WesterosF**k Ser Illyn - I think he's not quite the villain he's seems in AGOT and deserves a bit of funKill Willas - yes, I know he seems nice and dreamy, but an unknown quantity in Westeros is not to be trustedAnd one of the guys:Asha GreyjoyValTyene Sand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crown Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I'll fuck the shit out of Asha,marry Val, hopefully with benefits,and kill Tyene, process of elimination.Ironborn finalist of the EGAshaVictarionEuron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelly Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Mine :pirate:Fuck Euron - times infinityMarry Asha - we can all agree Euron and Vic are terrible spouses. Asha is awesome and we can have so much fun together. :devil:Kill Vic - only process of elimination but make sure to send him to DaniSnowborn first ;)Next: Ironborn who didn't make the EGBalon GreyjoyDagmer CleftjawRodrik the Reader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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